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Clifford T. Ward - Gaye
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Clifford T. Ward - Scullery
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Clifford T. Ward - Wherewithal
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Clifford T. Ward - It's a Nice Day
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Clifford T. Ward - Another Radio Station
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Clifford T. Ward - Antecipation
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Clifford T. Ward - Like An Old Song
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Clifford T. Ward - Ocean Of Love
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Clifford T. Ward - Rayne
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Clifford T. Ward - Someone I Know
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Clifford T. Ward - The Best Is Yet To Come
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Clifford T. Ward - We Could Be Talking
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Clifford T. Ward - A Day To Myself
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Clifford T. Ward - A Dream
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Clifford T. Ward - A Sad Affair
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Clifford T. Ward - A Sad Cliché
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Clifford T. Ward - A Song For Susan
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Clifford T. Ward - All Modern Conveniences
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Clifford T. Ward - All That Glitters Is Not Gold
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Clifford T. Ward - Always Think About You
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Clifford T. Ward - April
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Clifford T. Ward - Are You Really Interested ?
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Clifford T. Ward - Attraction
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Clifford T. Ward - Avenue Dreams
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Clifford T. Ward - Before The World Was Round
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Clifford T. Ward - Birmingham
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Clifford T. Ward - Both Of Us
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Clifford T. Ward - Campers In The Night
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Clifford T. Ward - Carrie
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Clifford T. Ward - Cellophane
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Clifford T. Ward - Change Of Heart
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Clifford T. Ward - Circus Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - Climate Of Her Favour
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Clifford T. Ward - Coathanger
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Clifford T. Ward - Cold Wind Blowing
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Clifford T. Ward - Computer
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Clifford T. Ward - Contrary
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Clifford T. Ward - Convertible
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Clifford T. Ward - Cricket
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Clifford T. Ward - Crisis
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Clifford T. Ward - Detriment
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Clifford T. Ward - Discernible
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Clifford T. Ward - Easy, Baby
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Clifford T. Ward - End Of Time Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - Escalator
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Clifford T. Ward - Evening
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Clifford T. Ward - Everything Goes Out The Window
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Clifford T. Ward - Fast Sinking
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Clifford T. Ward - For Debbie And Her Friends
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Clifford T. Ward - For Emily
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Clifford T. Ward - Gandalf
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Clifford T. Ward - Gentle
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Clifford T. Ward - Give Me One More Chance
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Clifford T. Ward - God Help Me
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Clifford T. Ward - Got To Get Into Your Way Of Life
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Clifford T. Ward - Heaven
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Clifford T. Ward - Heaven Lend a Hand
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Clifford T. Ward - Here's Till Then
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Clifford T. Ward - Home
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Clifford T. Ward - Home Thoughts From Abroad
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Clifford T. Ward - I Don't Understand Your Logic
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Clifford T. Ward - I Got Lost Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - I'd Like To Take You Out Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - If I Had Known
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Clifford T. Ward - It's Better To Believe
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Clifford T. Ward - It's Such a Pity
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Clifford T. Ward - Jackdaw
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Clifford T. Ward - Jayne From Andromeda Spiral
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Clifford T. Ward - Jenny
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Clifford T. Ward - Jesus Of Long Ago
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Clifford T. Ward - Jig-saw Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - Julia
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Clifford T. Ward - Lady With The Book In Her Hand
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Clifford T. Ward - Last Train Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - Laugh It Off
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Clifford T. Ward - Leader
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Clifford T. Ward - Learning My Part
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Clifford T. Ward - Leaving
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Clifford T. Ward - Let's Be Fools Again
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Clifford T. Ward - Losin' After All (nothin' New)
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Clifford T. Ward - Lost Again
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Clifford T. Ward - Lost In The Flow Of Your Love
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Clifford T. Ward - Love In The Song
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Clifford T. Ward - Lullaby
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Clifford T. Ward - Mad About You
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Clifford T. Ward - Marble Arch
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Clifford T. Ward - Marron's Glance
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Clifford T. Ward - Maybe I'm Right
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Clifford T. Ward - Messenger
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Clifford T. Ward - Miner
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Clifford T. Ward - Moonlight
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Clifford T. Ward - Mr. Bilbo Baggins
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Clifford T. Ward - My Goddess
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Clifford T. Ward - My My What a Day
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Clifford T. Ward - Naughty Boy
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Clifford T. Ward - New England Days
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Clifford T. Ward - New English Bible
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Clifford T. Ward - Next To You
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Clifford T. Ward - Nightingale
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Clifford T. Ward - No More Rock 'n' Roll
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Clifford T. Ward - Not To Mention Her Smile
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Clifford T. Ward - Not Waving, Drowning
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Clifford T. Ward - Nothing New
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Clifford T. Ward - Prams
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Clifford T. Ward - Quiz Show
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Clifford T. Ward - Realisation
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Clifford T. Ward - Reckless
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Clifford T. Ward - Sal
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Clifford T. Ward - Sam
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Clifford T. Ward - Screen Test
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Clifford T. Ward - Secretary
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Clifford T. Ward - Session Singer
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Clifford T. Ward - Sidetracked
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Clifford T. Ward - Snakes And Ladders
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Clifford T. Ward - Some Uncertainty
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Clifford T. Ward - Somebody Stole My Woman
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Clifford T. Ward - Somehow
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Clifford T. Ward - Sometime Next Year
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Clifford T. Ward - STAINS
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Clifford T. Ward - Still Not Free
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Clifford T. Ward - Summer Solstice
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Clifford T. Ward - Sunshine Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - Sweetness And Light
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Clifford T. Ward - Sylvie
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Clifford T. Ward - Sympathy
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Clifford T. Ward - Taking The Long Way Round
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Clifford T. Ward - Tea Cosy
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Clifford T. Ward - That's The Way Our Love Goes
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Clifford T. Ward - The Cause Is Good
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Clifford T. Ward - The Dancer
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Clifford T. Ward - The Dubious Circus Company
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Clifford T. Ward - The Gloria Bosom Show
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Clifford T. Ward - The Mule
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Clifford T. Ward - The Open University
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Clifford T. Ward - The Session Singer
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Clifford T. Ward - The Traveller
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Clifford T. Ward - The Way Of Love
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Clifford T. Ward - There's No Such Thing
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Clifford T. Ward - They Must Think Me a Fool
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Clifford T. Ward - Thinking About You
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Clifford T. Ward - Thinking Of Something To do
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Clifford T. Ward - This Is The Stuff (stuck In The Lift)
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Clifford T. Ward - This Was Our Love
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Clifford T. Ward - Time The Magician
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Clifford T. Ward - To An Air Hostess
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Clifford T. Ward - Today In Parliament
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Clifford T. Ward - Tomorrow Night
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Clifford T. Ward - Trespass
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Clifford T. Ward - Trousers
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Clifford T. Ward - Turbo
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Clifford T. Ward - Twenty Minutes
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Clifford T. Ward - Unmarried Mother
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Clifford T. Ward - Up In The World
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Clifford T. Ward - User Friendly
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Clifford T. Ward - Wait a Minute You Fool
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Clifford T. Ward - Waiting For The Garda
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Clifford T. Ward - Watchin' The Tv News
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Clifford T. Ward - Water
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Clifford T. Ward - Water-Wheel
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Clifford T. Ward - WayWard
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Clifford T. Ward - Weather
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Clifford T. Ward - When I Found You
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Clifford T. Ward - Where do Angels Really Come From ?
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Clifford T. Ward - Where Would That Leave Me?
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Clifford T. Ward - Where's It Going To End?
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Clifford T. Ward - Who Cares
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Clifford T. Ward - Witches And Ghosts
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Clifford T. Ward - Yesterday In Parliament
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Clifford T. Ward - You Knock When You Should Come In
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Clifford T. Ward - You're No Angel
All Modern Conveniences
Clifford T. Ward
Dated like last year's pop-song
Ageing like this year's calendar
It's a wonder she can still raise a smile.
But in spite of her pension
Governments and Ascension Day
She can.
Her local vicar serves her "pie in the sky"
While her M. P. talks about the policy for European entry
In jargon she does not understand
She's not interested
She makes do, she says she's happy
Talking of her late husband
Who looks down from the mantlepiece
She says she's happy
Says she's happy
Says she's happy
Oh she says she's happy.
She likes her television
'Crossroads', 'Coronation Street'
And Robin Day's bow tie
She likes the quiz shows
Where people win a lot of money
And that makes sense to her
She likes to listen to the radio
Music, Clifford T., She says he's nice
He's flattered.
Birth, marriage, death
She needs the local newspaper
Derek writes what she likes to read
But they're knocking down her house now
To build some more
Knocking down her house now
To build some more.
She can read about it on the front page
Or buy the same plot with new bricks
For ten thousand pounds
Central heating, separate dining room
Detached garage
All modern conveniences
