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Clifford T. Ward - It's a Nice Day
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Clifford T. Ward - Gaye
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Clifford T. Ward - Mr. Bilbo Baggins
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Clifford T. Ward - Ocean Of Love
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Clifford T. Ward - A Day To Myself
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Clifford T. Ward - Always Think About You
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Clifford T. Ward - Birmingham
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Clifford T. Ward - Home Thoughts From Abroad
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Clifford T. Ward - Tea Cosy
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Clifford T. Ward - Wherewithal
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Clifford T. Ward - A Dream
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Clifford T. Ward - Campers In The Night
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Clifford T. Ward - Change Of Heart
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Clifford T. Ward - Computer
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Clifford T. Ward - Cricket
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Clifford T. Ward - Escalator
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Clifford T. Ward - If I Had Known
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Clifford T. Ward - Jig-saw Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - Leaving
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Clifford T. Ward - Lullaby
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Clifford T. Ward - Messenger
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Clifford T. Ward - My Goddess
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Clifford T. Ward - New England Days
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Clifford T. Ward - Nightingale
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Clifford T. Ward - Realisation
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Clifford T. Ward - STAINS
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Clifford T. Ward - Sylvie
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Clifford T. Ward - WayWard
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Clifford T. Ward - Where do Angels Really Come From ?
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Clifford T. Ward - A Sad Affair
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Clifford T. Ward - All Modern Conveniences
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Clifford T. Ward - Antecipation
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Clifford T. Ward - Both Of Us
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Clifford T. Ward - Carrie
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Clifford T. Ward - Contrary
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Clifford T. Ward - Crisis
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Clifford T. Ward - Detriment
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Clifford T. Ward - Discernible
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Clifford T. Ward - Easy, Baby
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Clifford T. Ward - End Of Time Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - Fast Sinking
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Clifford T. Ward - For Debbie And Her Friends
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Clifford T. Ward - For Emily
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Clifford T. Ward - God Help Me
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Clifford T. Ward - Heaven
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Clifford T. Ward - Here's Till Then
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Clifford T. Ward - Home
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Clifford T. Ward - I Got Lost Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - I'd Like To Take You Out Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - Jayne From Andromeda Spiral
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Clifford T. Ward - Jenny
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Clifford T. Ward - Julia
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Clifford T. Ward - Last Train Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - Laugh It Off
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Clifford T. Ward - Leader
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Clifford T. Ward - Learning My Part
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Clifford T. Ward - Love In The Song
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Clifford T. Ward - Marron's Glance
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Clifford T. Ward - Miner
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Clifford T. Ward - My My What a Day
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Clifford T. Ward - Naughty Boy
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Clifford T. Ward - New English Bible
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Clifford T. Ward - Next To You
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Clifford T. Ward - No More Rock 'n' Roll
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Clifford T. Ward - Not To Mention Her Smile
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Clifford T. Ward - Prams
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Clifford T. Ward - Quiz Show
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Clifford T. Ward - Rayne
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Clifford T. Ward - Reckless
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Clifford T. Ward - Sam
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Clifford T. Ward - Scullery
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Clifford T. Ward - Session Singer
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Clifford T. Ward - Sidetracked
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Clifford T. Ward - Snakes And Ladders
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Clifford T. Ward - Some Uncertainty
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Clifford T. Ward - Somebody Stole My Woman
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Clifford T. Ward - Someone I Know
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Clifford T. Ward - Sometime Next Year
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Clifford T. Ward - Still Not Free
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Clifford T. Ward - Summer Solstice
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Clifford T. Ward - Sunshine Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - Sweetness And Light
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Clifford T. Ward - Sympathy
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Clifford T. Ward - Taking The Long Way Round
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Clifford T. Ward - That's The Way Our Love Goes
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Clifford T. Ward - The Best Is Yet To Come
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Clifford T. Ward - The Cause Is Good
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Clifford T. Ward - The Dancer
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Clifford T. Ward - The Gloria Bosom Show
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Clifford T. Ward - The Open University
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Clifford T. Ward - The Session Singer
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Clifford T. Ward - The Traveller
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Clifford T. Ward - The Way Of Love
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Clifford T. Ward - There's No Such Thing
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Clifford T. Ward - Thinking About You
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Clifford T. Ward - Thinking Of Something To do
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Clifford T. Ward - This Is The Stuff (stuck In The Lift)
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Clifford T. Ward - This Was Our Love
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Clifford T. Ward - To An Air Hostess
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Clifford T. Ward - Today In Parliament
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Clifford T. Ward - Tomorrow Night
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Clifford T. Ward - Trespass
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Clifford T. Ward - Unmarried Mother
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Clifford T. Ward - Wait a Minute You Fool
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Clifford T. Ward - Waiting For The Garda
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Clifford T. Ward - Water
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Clifford T. Ward - Water-Wheel
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Clifford T. Ward - We Could Be Talking
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Clifford T. Ward - Weather
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Clifford T. Ward - When I Found You
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Clifford T. Ward - Where Would That Leave Me?
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Clifford T. Ward - Who Cares
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Clifford T. Ward - Witches And Ghosts
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Clifford T. Ward - You Knock When You Should Come In
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Clifford T. Ward - A Sad Cliché
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Clifford T. Ward - A Song For Susan
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Clifford T. Ward - All That Glitters Is Not Gold
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Clifford T. Ward - Another Radio Station
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Clifford T. Ward - April
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Clifford T. Ward - Are You Really Interested ?
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Clifford T. Ward - Attraction
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Clifford T. Ward - Avenue Dreams
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Clifford T. Ward - Before The World Was Round
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Clifford T. Ward - Cellophane
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Clifford T. Ward - Circus Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - Climate Of Her Favour
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Clifford T. Ward - Coathanger
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Clifford T. Ward - Cold Wind Blowing
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Clifford T. Ward - Convertible
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Clifford T. Ward - Evening
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Clifford T. Ward - Everything Goes Out The Window
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Clifford T. Ward - Gandalf
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Clifford T. Ward - Gentle
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Clifford T. Ward - Give Me One More Chance
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Clifford T. Ward - Got To Get Into Your Way Of Life
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Clifford T. Ward - Heaven Lend a Hand
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Clifford T. Ward - I Don't Understand Your Logic
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Clifford T. Ward - It's Better To Believe
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Clifford T. Ward - It's Such a Pity
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Clifford T. Ward - Jackdaw
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Clifford T. Ward - Jesus Of Long Ago
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Clifford T. Ward - Lady With The Book In Her Hand
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Clifford T. Ward - Let's Be Fools Again
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Clifford T. Ward - Like An Old Song
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Clifford T. Ward - Losin' After All (nothin' New)
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Clifford T. Ward - Lost Again
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Clifford T. Ward - Lost In The Flow Of Your Love
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Clifford T. Ward - Mad About You
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Clifford T. Ward - Marble Arch
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Clifford T. Ward - Maybe I'm Right
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Clifford T. Ward - Moonlight
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Clifford T. Ward - Not Waving, Drowning
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Clifford T. Ward - Nothing New
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Clifford T. Ward - Sal
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Clifford T. Ward - Screen Test
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Clifford T. Ward - Secretary
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Clifford T. Ward - Somehow
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Clifford T. Ward - The Dubious Circus Company
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Clifford T. Ward - The Mule
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Clifford T. Ward - They Must Think Me a Fool
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Clifford T. Ward - Time The Magician
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Clifford T. Ward - Trousers
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Clifford T. Ward - Turbo
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Clifford T. Ward - Twenty Minutes
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Clifford T. Ward - Up In The World
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Clifford T. Ward - User Friendly
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Clifford T. Ward - Watchin' The Tv News
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Clifford T. Ward - Where's It Going To End?
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Clifford T. Ward - Yesterday In Parliament
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Clifford T. Ward - You're No Angel
Trousers
Clifford T. Ward
It deals with a lack of a sense of humour
Or rather a lack of imagination . .
I would like to know, where you put my trousers
I really must go, please give me my trousers
Well it's stopped raining, they must have dried by now
So let's stop gaming, you'll get me in an awful row.
This joke's gone too far, I feel absolutely daft
Over-parked my car, and what's more I feel the draught
What to you hope to gain, by my being trouserless?
Oh I could curse the rain, for getting me in such a mess.
Someone's going to come, why don't you be reasonable?
Now you've had your fun, won't you please be sensible?
How long can this go on? I've looked most everywhere
To put my trousers on, and now I really just don't care.
Would you like my shirt? here's a goodly pair of shoes
Take my coat and tie, what about my underpants?
Trousers, trousers
Trousers, trousers
Trousers, trousers
Trou - - - sers
Trousers, trous sus, sus
