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Clifford T. Ward - It's a Nice Day
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Clifford T. Ward - Gaye
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Clifford T. Ward - Always Think About You
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Clifford T. Ward - Home Thoughts From Abroad
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Clifford T. Ward - I Got Lost Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - Sal
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Clifford T. Ward - Still Not Free
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Clifford T. Ward - Sunshine Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - Cellophane
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Clifford T. Ward - Change Of Heart
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Clifford T. Ward - Circus Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - Climate Of Her Favour
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Clifford T. Ward - Cold Wind Blowing
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Clifford T. Ward - Crisis
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Clifford T. Ward - Discernible
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Clifford T. Ward - Gentle
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Clifford T. Ward - Give Me One More Chance
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Clifford T. Ward - Got To Get Into Your Way Of Life
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Clifford T. Ward - I'd Like To Take You Out Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - Learning My Part
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Clifford T. Ward - Losin' After All (nothin' New)
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Clifford T. Ward - Mad About You
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Clifford T. Ward - Moonlight
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Clifford T. Ward - Naughty Boy
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Clifford T. Ward - New English Bible
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Clifford T. Ward - Next To You
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Clifford T. Ward - Realisation
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Clifford T. Ward - The Dubious Circus Company
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Clifford T. Ward - The Way Of Love
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Clifford T. Ward - There's No Such Thing
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Clifford T. Ward - Up In The World
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Clifford T. Ward - Wait a Minute You Fool
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Clifford T. Ward - Water-Wheel
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Clifford T. Ward - We Could Be Talking
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Clifford T. Ward - Weather
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Clifford T. Ward - When I Found You
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Clifford T. Ward - Where do Angels Really Come From ?
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Clifford T. Ward - A Day To Myself
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Clifford T. Ward - A Sad Cliché
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Clifford T. Ward - All Modern Conveniences
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Clifford T. Ward - All That Glitters Is Not Gold
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Clifford T. Ward - April
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Clifford T. Ward - Are You Really Interested ?
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Clifford T. Ward - Before The World Was Round
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Clifford T. Ward - Both Of Us
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Clifford T. Ward - Campers In The Night
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Clifford T. Ward - Carrie
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Clifford T. Ward - Coathanger
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Clifford T. Ward - Convertible
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Clifford T. Ward - Detriment
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Clifford T. Ward - Evening
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Clifford T. Ward - Fast Sinking
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Clifford T. Ward - For Emily
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Clifford T. Ward - Gandalf
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Clifford T. Ward - Heaven
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Clifford T. Ward - Heaven Lend a Hand
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Clifford T. Ward - I Don't Understand Your Logic
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Clifford T. Ward - If I Had Known
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Clifford T. Ward - It's Better To Believe
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Clifford T. Ward - It's Such a Pity
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Clifford T. Ward - Jackdaw
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Clifford T. Ward - Jayne From Andromeda Spiral
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Clifford T. Ward - Jenny
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Clifford T. Ward - Jesus Of Long Ago
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Clifford T. Ward - Julia
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Clifford T. Ward - Lady With The Book In Her Hand
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Clifford T. Ward - Last Train Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - Laugh It Off
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Clifford T. Ward - Leader
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Clifford T. Ward - Leaving
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Clifford T. Ward - Like An Old Song
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Clifford T. Ward - Lost Again
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Clifford T. Ward - Lullaby
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Clifford T. Ward - Marble Arch
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Clifford T. Ward - Maybe I'm Right
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Clifford T. Ward - Messenger
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Clifford T. Ward - Mr. Bilbo Baggins
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Clifford T. Ward - My Goddess
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Clifford T. Ward - My My What a Day
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Clifford T. Ward - Nightingale
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Clifford T. Ward - Not To Mention Her Smile
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Clifford T. Ward - Nothing New
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Clifford T. Ward - Reckless
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Clifford T. Ward - Sam
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Clifford T. Ward - Screen Test
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Clifford T. Ward - Session Singer
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Clifford T. Ward - Sidetracked
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Clifford T. Ward - Some Uncertainty
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Clifford T. Ward - Somebody Stole My Woman
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Clifford T. Ward - Somehow
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Clifford T. Ward - Sometime Next Year
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Clifford T. Ward - Summer Solstice
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Clifford T. Ward - Sweetness And Light
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Clifford T. Ward - Sylvie
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Clifford T. Ward - Sympathy
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Clifford T. Ward - Taking The Long Way Round
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Clifford T. Ward - That's The Way Our Love Goes
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Clifford T. Ward - The Cause Is Good
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Clifford T. Ward - The Dancer
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Clifford T. Ward - The Mule
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Clifford T. Ward - The Session Singer
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Clifford T. Ward - The Traveller
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Clifford T. Ward - They Must Think Me a Fool
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Clifford T. Ward - Thinking About You
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Clifford T. Ward - Thinking Of Something To do
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Clifford T. Ward - This Is The Stuff (stuck In The Lift)
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Clifford T. Ward - This Was Our Love
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Clifford T. Ward - Time The Magician
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Clifford T. Ward - To An Air Hostess
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Clifford T. Ward - Today In Parliament
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Clifford T. Ward - Turbo
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Clifford T. Ward - Unmarried Mother
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Clifford T. Ward - Waiting For The Garda
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Clifford T. Ward - WayWard
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Clifford T. Ward - Where's It Going To End?
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Clifford T. Ward - Wherewithal
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Clifford T. Ward - Who Cares
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Clifford T. Ward - You're No Angel
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Clifford T. Ward - A Dream
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Clifford T. Ward - A Sad Affair
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Clifford T. Ward - A Song For Susan
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Clifford T. Ward - Another Radio Station
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Clifford T. Ward - Antecipation
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Clifford T. Ward - Attraction
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Clifford T. Ward - Avenue Dreams
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Clifford T. Ward - Birmingham
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Clifford T. Ward - Computer
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Clifford T. Ward - Contrary
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Clifford T. Ward - Cricket
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Clifford T. Ward - Easy, Baby
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Clifford T. Ward - End Of Time Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - Escalator
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Clifford T. Ward - Everything Goes Out The Window
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Clifford T. Ward - For Debbie And Her Friends
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Clifford T. Ward - God Help Me
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Clifford T. Ward - Here's Till Then
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Clifford T. Ward - Home
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Clifford T. Ward - Jig-saw Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - Let's Be Fools Again
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Clifford T. Ward - Lost In The Flow Of Your Love
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Clifford T. Ward - Love In The Song
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Clifford T. Ward - Marron's Glance
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Clifford T. Ward - Miner
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Clifford T. Ward - New England Days
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Clifford T. Ward - No More Rock 'n' Roll
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Clifford T. Ward - Not Waving, Drowning
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Clifford T. Ward - Ocean Of Love
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Clifford T. Ward - Prams
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Clifford T. Ward - Quiz Show
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Clifford T. Ward - Rayne
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Clifford T. Ward - Scullery
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Clifford T. Ward - Secretary
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Clifford T. Ward - Snakes And Ladders
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Clifford T. Ward - Someone I Know
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Clifford T. Ward - STAINS
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Clifford T. Ward - Tea Cosy
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Clifford T. Ward - The Best Is Yet To Come
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Clifford T. Ward - The Gloria Bosom Show
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Clifford T. Ward - The Open University
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Clifford T. Ward - Tomorrow Night
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Clifford T. Ward - Trespass
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Clifford T. Ward - Trousers
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Clifford T. Ward - Twenty Minutes
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Clifford T. Ward - User Friendly
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Clifford T. Ward - Watchin' The Tv News
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Clifford T. Ward - Water
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Clifford T. Ward - Where Would That Leave Me?
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Clifford T. Ward - Witches And Ghosts
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Clifford T. Ward - Yesterday In Parliament
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Clifford T. Ward - You Knock When You Should Come In
All Modern Conveniences
Clifford T. Ward
Dated like last year's pop-song
Ageing like this year's calendar
It's a wonder she can still raise a smile.
But in spite of her pension
Governments and Ascension Day
She can.
Her local vicar serves her "pie in the sky"
While her M. P. talks about the policy for European entry
In jargon she does not understand
She's not interested
She makes do, she says she's happy
Talking of her late husband
Who looks down from the mantlepiece
She says she's happy
Says she's happy
Says she's happy
Oh she says she's happy.
She likes her television
'Crossroads', 'Coronation Street'
And Robin Day's bow tie
She likes the quiz shows
Where people win a lot of money
And that makes sense to her
She likes to listen to the radio
Music, Clifford T., She says he's nice
He's flattered.
Birth, marriage, death
She needs the local newspaper
Derek writes what she likes to read
But they're knocking down her house now
To build some more
Knocking down her house now
To build some more.
She can read about it on the front page
Or buy the same plot with new bricks
For ten thousand pounds
Central heating, separate dining room
Detached garage
All modern conveniences
