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Clifford T. Ward - Gaye
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Clifford T. Ward - Scullery
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Clifford T. Ward - Antecipation
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Clifford T. Ward - It's Such a Pity
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Clifford T. Ward - Like An Old Song
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Clifford T. Ward - Ocean Of Love
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Clifford T. Ward - Rayne
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Clifford T. Ward - Someone I Know
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Clifford T. Ward - Sunshine Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - The Best Is Yet To Come
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Clifford T. Ward - Wherewithal
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Clifford T. Ward - A Day To Myself
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Clifford T. Ward - A Dream
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Clifford T. Ward - A Sad Affair
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Clifford T. Ward - A Sad Cliché
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Clifford T. Ward - A Song For Susan
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Clifford T. Ward - All Modern Conveniences
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Clifford T. Ward - All That Glitters Is Not Gold
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Clifford T. Ward - Always Think About You
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Clifford T. Ward - Another Radio Station
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Clifford T. Ward - April
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Clifford T. Ward - Are You Really Interested ?
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Clifford T. Ward - Attraction
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Clifford T. Ward - Avenue Dreams
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Clifford T. Ward - Before The World Was Round
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Clifford T. Ward - Birmingham
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Clifford T. Ward - Both Of Us
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Clifford T. Ward - Campers In The Night
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Clifford T. Ward - Carrie
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Clifford T. Ward - Cellophane
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Clifford T. Ward - Change Of Heart
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Clifford T. Ward - Circus Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - Climate Of Her Favour
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Clifford T. Ward - Coathanger
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Clifford T. Ward - Cold Wind Blowing
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Clifford T. Ward - Computer
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Clifford T. Ward - Contrary
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Clifford T. Ward - Convertible
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Clifford T. Ward - Cricket
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Clifford T. Ward - Crisis
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Clifford T. Ward - Detriment
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Clifford T. Ward - Discernible
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Clifford T. Ward - Easy, Baby
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Clifford T. Ward - End Of Time Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - Escalator
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Clifford T. Ward - Evening
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Clifford T. Ward - Everything Goes Out The Window
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Clifford T. Ward - Fast Sinking
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Clifford T. Ward - For Debbie And Her Friends
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Clifford T. Ward - For Emily
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Clifford T. Ward - Gandalf
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Clifford T. Ward - Gentle
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Clifford T. Ward - Give Me One More Chance
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Clifford T. Ward - God Help Me
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Clifford T. Ward - Got To Get Into Your Way Of Life
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Clifford T. Ward - Heaven
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Clifford T. Ward - Heaven Lend a Hand
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Clifford T. Ward - Here's Till Then
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Clifford T. Ward - Home
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Clifford T. Ward - Home Thoughts From Abroad
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Clifford T. Ward - I Don't Understand Your Logic
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Clifford T. Ward - I Got Lost Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - I'd Like To Take You Out Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - If I Had Known
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Clifford T. Ward - It's a Nice Day
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Clifford T. Ward - It's Better To Believe
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Clifford T. Ward - Jackdaw
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Clifford T. Ward - Jayne From Andromeda Spiral
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Clifford T. Ward - Jenny
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Clifford T. Ward - Jesus Of Long Ago
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Clifford T. Ward - Jig-saw Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - Julia
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Clifford T. Ward - Lady With The Book In Her Hand
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Clifford T. Ward - Last Train Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - Laugh It Off
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Clifford T. Ward - Leader
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Clifford T. Ward - Learning My Part
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Clifford T. Ward - Leaving
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Clifford T. Ward - Let's Be Fools Again
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Clifford T. Ward - Losin' After All (nothin' New)
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Clifford T. Ward - Lost Again
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Clifford T. Ward - Lost In The Flow Of Your Love
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Clifford T. Ward - Love In The Song
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Clifford T. Ward - Lullaby
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Clifford T. Ward - Mad About You
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Clifford T. Ward - Marble Arch
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Clifford T. Ward - Marron's Glance
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Clifford T. Ward - Maybe I'm Right
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Clifford T. Ward - Messenger
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Clifford T. Ward - Miner
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Clifford T. Ward - Moonlight
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Clifford T. Ward - Mr. Bilbo Baggins
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Clifford T. Ward - My Goddess
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Clifford T. Ward - My My What a Day
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Clifford T. Ward - Naughty Boy
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Clifford T. Ward - New England Days
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Clifford T. Ward - New English Bible
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Clifford T. Ward - Next To You
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Clifford T. Ward - Nightingale
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Clifford T. Ward - No More Rock 'n' Roll
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Clifford T. Ward - Not To Mention Her Smile
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Clifford T. Ward - Not Waving, Drowning
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Clifford T. Ward - Nothing New
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Clifford T. Ward - Prams
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Clifford T. Ward - Quiz Show
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Clifford T. Ward - Realisation
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Clifford T. Ward - Reckless
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Clifford T. Ward - Sal
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Clifford T. Ward - Sam
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Clifford T. Ward - Screen Test
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Clifford T. Ward - Secretary
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Clifford T. Ward - Session Singer
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Clifford T. Ward - Sidetracked
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Clifford T. Ward - Snakes And Ladders
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Clifford T. Ward - Some Uncertainty
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Clifford T. Ward - Somebody Stole My Woman
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Clifford T. Ward - Somehow
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Clifford T. Ward - Sometime Next Year
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Clifford T. Ward - STAINS
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Clifford T. Ward - Still Not Free
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Clifford T. Ward - Summer Solstice
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Clifford T. Ward - Sweetness And Light
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Clifford T. Ward - Sylvie
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Clifford T. Ward - Sympathy
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Clifford T. Ward - Taking The Long Way Round
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Clifford T. Ward - Tea Cosy
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Clifford T. Ward - That's The Way Our Love Goes
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Clifford T. Ward - The Cause Is Good
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Clifford T. Ward - The Dancer
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Clifford T. Ward - The Dubious Circus Company
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Clifford T. Ward - The Gloria Bosom Show
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Clifford T. Ward - The Mule
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Clifford T. Ward - The Open University
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Clifford T. Ward - The Session Singer
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Clifford T. Ward - The Traveller
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Clifford T. Ward - The Way Of Love
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Clifford T. Ward - There's No Such Thing
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Clifford T. Ward - They Must Think Me a Fool
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Clifford T. Ward - Thinking About You
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Clifford T. Ward - Thinking Of Something To do
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Clifford T. Ward - This Is The Stuff (stuck In The Lift)
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Clifford T. Ward - This Was Our Love
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Clifford T. Ward - Time The Magician
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Clifford T. Ward - To An Air Hostess
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Clifford T. Ward - Today In Parliament
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Clifford T. Ward - Tomorrow Night
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Clifford T. Ward - Trespass
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Clifford T. Ward - Trousers
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Clifford T. Ward - Turbo
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Clifford T. Ward - Twenty Minutes
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Clifford T. Ward - Unmarried Mother
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Clifford T. Ward - Up In The World
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Clifford T. Ward - User Friendly
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Clifford T. Ward - Wait a Minute You Fool
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Clifford T. Ward - Waiting For The Garda
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Clifford T. Ward - Watchin' The Tv News
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Clifford T. Ward - Water
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Clifford T. Ward - Water-Wheel
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Clifford T. Ward - WayWard
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Clifford T. Ward - We Could Be Talking
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Clifford T. Ward - Weather
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Clifford T. Ward - When I Found You
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Clifford T. Ward - Where do Angels Really Come From ?
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Clifford T. Ward - Where Would That Leave Me?
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Clifford T. Ward - Where's It Going To End?
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Clifford T. Ward - Who Cares
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Clifford T. Ward - Witches And Ghosts
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Clifford T. Ward - Yesterday In Parliament
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Clifford T. Ward - You Knock When You Should Come In
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Clifford T. Ward - You're No Angel
Trousers
Clifford T. Ward
It deals with a lack of a sense of humour
Or rather a lack of imagination . .
I would like to know, where you put my trousers
I really must go, please give me my trousers
Well it's stopped raining, they must have dried by now
So let's stop gaming, you'll get me in an awful row.
This joke's gone too far, I feel absolutely daft
Over-parked my car, and what's more I feel the draught
What to you hope to gain, by my being trouserless?
Oh I could curse the rain, for getting me in such a mess.
Someone's going to come, why don't you be reasonable?
Now you've had your fun, won't you please be sensible?
How long can this go on? I've looked most everywhere
To put my trousers on, and now I really just don't care.
Would you like my shirt? here's a goodly pair of shoes
Take my coat and tie, what about my underpants?
Trousers, trousers
Trousers, trousers
Trousers, trousers
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Trousers, trous sus, sus
