Midget meal, a new recipe Dwarfs to eat, a dinner for me Luxury, high quality meat Midget meal, for me to eat
Scoop full of mayonnaise, i dip the thigh bone Hand me another one, this midget is done I cut a juicy chunk of the ass And sniff the broiled skin
With some french fries And some good wine I ram the meat in I still got plenty of dwarfs left But the hunger is starting to ease I beat the rest of them senseless And put them into the freeze
Little bones they look so fine With all the flesh eaten nothing left to dine Soon i'm out to capture some more Only finest specimen real midget gore
