If i had that thing you have I would be a better monster you bet If i had that thing you have You'd even return my respect Living an eternal weekend No longer this bad I'd be happy sugar if i had That thing you have If i had that thing you have I'd wear you like a glove Baby, let's marry mr crow And lady dove All neurotic Neofobic christians, despair! I'd be happy sugar if i had That thing you have Baby you 've not The dumbest idea of what you got Fall down on those lucky knees And cry thanks alot Can't you see my heart's in rags (i wanna have that thing you have Between your legs)
