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Devin Townsend - Spirits Will Collide
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Devin Townsend - Call Of The Void
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Devin Townsend - Funeral
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Devin Townsend - Bastard
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Devin Townsend - Seventh Wave
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Devin Townsend - Hyperdrive
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Devin Townsend - The Death Of Music
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Devin Townsend - Addicted
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Devin Townsend - Angel
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Devin Townsend - Bend It Like Bender!
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Devin Townsend - Deep Peace
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Devin Townsend - Divine
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Devin Townsend - Grace
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Devin Townsend - Kawaii
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Devin Townsend - Kingdom
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Devin Townsend - Night
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Devin Townsend - Nobody's Here
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Devin Townsend - Regulator
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Devin Townsend - Supercrush!
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Devin Townsend - Tall Latte
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Devin Townsend - Tiny Tears
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Devin Townsend - Traveller
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Devin Townsend - ZTO
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Devin Townsend - 3 A.m.
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Devin Townsend - A Simple Lullaby
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Devin Townsend - Ain't Never Gonna Win
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Devin Townsend - Amsterdam
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Devin Townsend - Ants
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Devin Townsend - As You Were
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Devin Townsend - Awake!
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Devin Townsend - Away
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Devin Townsend - Babysong
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Devin Townsend - Bad Devil
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Devin Townsend - Blackberry
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Devin Townsend - Borderlands
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Devin Townsend - By Your Command
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Devin Townsend - Canada
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Devin Townsend - Castaway
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Devin Townsend - Christeen
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Devin Townsend - Coast
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Devin Townsend - Cod Metal King
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Devin Townsend - Colonial Boy
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Devin Townsend - Color Your World
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Devin Townsend - Critic
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Devin Townsend - Crusty's At The Ivanhoe
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Devin Townsend - Dark Matters
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Devin Townsend - Deadhead
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Devin Townsend - Death
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Devin Townsend - Deconstruction
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Devin Townsend - Demon League
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Devin Townsend - Depth Charge
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Devin Townsend - Devoid
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Devin Townsend - Disruptr
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Devin Townsend - Drizzlehell
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Devin Townsend - Dynamics
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Devin Townsend - Earth Day
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Devin Townsend - Effervescent!
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Devin Townsend - Evermore
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Devin Townsend - Ez
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Devin Townsend - Fake Punk
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Devin Townsend - Feather
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Devin Townsend - Fly
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Devin Townsend - Gaia
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Devin Townsend - Gato
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Devin Townsend - Genesis
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Devin Townsend - Ghost
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Devin Townsend - Goat
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Devin Townsend - Greetings
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Devin Townsend - Happy Camper (Carpe B.U.M.)
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Devin Townsend - Hear Me
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Devin Townsend - Heart Baby
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Devin Townsend - Heaven Send
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Devin Townsend - Heavy Metal mama
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Devin Townsend - Heinous Anus
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Devin Townsend - Hide Nowhere
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Devin Townsend - Hold On
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Devin Townsend - Hyperdrive!
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Devin Townsend - Hypergeek
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Devin Townsend - Ih-Ah!
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Devin Townsend - In the Rainy Season
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Devin Townsend - Infinite Ocean
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Devin Townsend - Irish Maiden
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Devin Townsend - Japan
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Devin Townsend - Judgement
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Devin Townsend - Jupiter
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Devin Townsend - Juular
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Devin Townsend - Ki
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Devin Townsend - L.A.
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Devin Townsend - Lady Helen
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Devin Townsend - Larry's O
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Devin Townsend - Let It Roll
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Devin Townsend - Liberation
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Devin Townsend - Life
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Devin Townsend - Lucky Animals
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Devin Townsend - Man
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Devin Townsend - Material
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Devin Townsend - Metal Dilemma
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Devin Townsend - More!
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Devin Townsend - Morwar
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Devin Townsend - Mountain
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Devin Townsend - N9
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Devin Townsend - Namaste
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Devin Townsend - New York, New York
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Devin Townsend - Noisy Pinkbubbles
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Devin Townsend - Notes From Africa
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Devin Townsend - Numbered!
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Devin Townsend - Oats Peas Beans Barley
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Devin Townsend - Ocean Machines
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Devin Townsend - Olives
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Devin Townsend - Omnidimensional Creator
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Devin Townsend - Pandemic
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Devin Townsend - Picture of Myself
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Devin Townsend - Pixillate
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Devin Townsend - Planet Of The Apes
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Devin Townsend - Planet Rain
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Devin Townsend - Planet Smasher
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Devin Townsend - Poltergeist
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Devin Townsend - Praise The Lowered
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Devin Townsend - Promise
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Devin Townsend - Quiet Riot
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Devin Townsend - Random Analysis
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Devin Townsend - Recipe For Bait
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Devin Townsend - Requiem
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Devin Townsend - Resolve!
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Devin Townsend - Road Kill
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Devin Townsend - Seams
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Devin Townsend - Singularity
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Devin Townsend - Skin me
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Devin Townsend - Slow Me Down
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Devin Townsend - Solar Winds
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Devin Townsend - Soul Driven
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Devin Townsend - Sprite
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Devin Townsend - Stagnant
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Devin Townsend - Stand
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Devin Townsend - Storm
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Devin Townsend - Suicide
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Devin Townsend - Sumeria
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Devin Townsend - Sunday Afternoon
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Devin Townsend - Sunshine And Happiness
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Devin Townsend - SYL
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Devin Townsend - Synchestra
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Devin Townsend - Terminal
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Devin Townsend - Texada
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Devin Townsend - The Babysong
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Devin Townsend - The Complex
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Devin Townsend - The Filler -- Sweet City Jesus
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Devin Townsend - The Fluke
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Devin Townsend - The Girls Next Door
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Devin Townsend - The Greys
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Devin Townsend - The Mighty Masturbator
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Devin Townsend - The Way Home!
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Devin Townsend - Things Beyond Things
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Devin Townsend - Trainfire
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Devin Townsend - Triumph
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Devin Townsend - True North
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Devin Townsend - Truth
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Devin Townsend - Unity
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Devin Townsend - Universe In A Ball!
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Devin Townsend - Vampira
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Devin Townsend - Victim
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Devin Townsend - Voices In The Fan
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Devin Townsend - Wallet Chain
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Devin Townsend - War
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Devin Townsend - Where We Belong
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Devin Townsend - Why?
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Devin Townsend - Winter
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Devin Townsend - Ziltoidia Attaxx!!!
The Mighty Masturbator
Devin Townsend
Twenty-five years at the factory child,
All for dying...
Wife and children now...
But you know? i've been working on a plan to save us all!
You know me… and i'm just staying late tonight my dear.
…sleep well.
I'm home!
So you've come!
You know, you know…
I'm alright to fly!
…only we both know, we never once were right!
Oh my lord…
Say goodnight to the boy, and then we explode with never one regret!
Oh my god, it's happening once again!
…wasting my life with the worn designs.
...but it's time to go!
We're wasting away as people now.
…and the worlds seen it all before.
Sew the wire!
Now, comes the time...
Where the night speaks to me, the words speak through me, now!
…comes the time! hear the sounds, the sounds!
(sounds are forming round me… sounds are forming round!)
Do you know? how many more days and nights of this i must handle??
Keep control…control!
…no one can see, they mustn't see!
...but they will come to recognize my name!
'cause i've finally… i've finally found a way to save the world!
(oh i reeeal good at dat savin' da world thing dere…oh yeah, i got my special savin' the world boots on…)
Save the world, you fool, you child!
You can't ever save the world, you fool…you child!
You can't ever, ever celebrate!
You better change your mind!
Save the world, you fool…you child!
You can't ever…ever save the world, you fool…you child...
You can't ever, ever set aflame!
You better change!
(save the spectacular world of tomorrow!!!)
Save the world, you fool…you child!
You can't ever…ever save the world, you fool, you child...
You can't ever, ever celebrate!
You better change!
Feelings…they're exaggerated!
But on another level i'm just…
Groovy!
Oh yeah…smoooooooth
…lookin' fine!
You better save your mind!
Maybe we could go to space?
Maybe we'll have more luck connecting…
Maybe the electromagnetic impulses will be on our side?
Yes!
Love has conducted us unto one death!
And my conductor, with his spans extended, took of the earth…
And with his fists well filled, he threw it into those rapacious gullets!!!
The time of reckoning is beyond us!!!
The time is now!
We come to you: to extend ourselves for consideration into the intergalactic community!
We bring to you: the process of human development!!!
Brothers and sisters are you with me?!?!
Now!!
Give it up…your world!
Give it up…your world!
Give it up…your world!
Give it up…your world!
I've seen all i have seen
We have always been there!
I've seen all i have seen
We have always been there!
We praise god!
He lives inside of our hearts!
We pray to god, he lives inside of our minds!!!
We praise god!!
He lives inside of our hearts!!
We pray to god!!!
So you come around, and we know what you came for…
And we are one of mind, and we are home.
We praise ourselves!
We live inside of our minds!
We praise ourselves!
We live inside of our minds!!!
I've seen all i have seen
We have always been there!
I've seen all i have seen!
Now we come alive! and you've been over-time.
If we are one of mind, then we are god!!
We praise satan!
He lives inside of our hearts!
We praise satan!
He lives inside of our hearts!!!
We praise ourselves!
All the minds! of all the times!
(what do you want with me?)
I want you to follow me, into the stars!
I want you to love me!
(i've fallen down now, and i won't get up)
(i've fallen down now, and i won't get up)
So many things to learn…my family!
I'm turning back! i don't want to! i'm turning away from the world!
I'm turning back! i don't want to! i'm turning away from the light!
Yeah!
...these are only equations, this is only a problem!
Stay forward!
Stay the morning coma…
What do you know??
I know why among the heavens, i don't know why among the living..
I haven't a mind for those who give in...
…i don't know why? (feelings i'm holding inside?) why??
Childhood pain!
I want you to follow me, into the stars…
Why don't we just leave?
...to infinity, and surround!!
And now…hunger does what sorrow could never do…
Feed.
Ladies! ladies and gentlemen!
(carnival ensues…)
See the four-faced boy...
See the man with 17 testicles...
See the child stand back and look into the infinite void...
You... young man...come forward...
See the vagina-faced lady...
Two for one...
Indeed... i am your host, ziltoid the omniscient...
Ladies and gentlemen...
My goal in this world is only to vacate the human mind...
And twice now towards the sky, the men on the trampoline, the flying mangee brothers, yes, flatulence, ladies and gentlemen free of charge. remember your admission ticket to get one ...
Egads! astounding! my worlds!!
Ladies and gentlemen, i now see my life's purpose:
I am the mighty masturbator!!!
Amen.