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Devin Townsend - Funeral
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Devin Townsend - Call Of The Void
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Devin Townsend - Earth Day
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Devin Townsend - Nobody's Here
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Devin Townsend - Colonial Boy
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Devin Townsend - Evermore
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Devin Townsend - Genesis
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Devin Townsend - Kingdom
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Devin Townsend - 3 A.m.
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Devin Townsend - A Simple Lullaby
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Devin Townsend - Addicted
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Devin Townsend - Ain't Never Gonna Win
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Devin Townsend - Amsterdam
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Devin Townsend - Angel
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Devin Townsend - Ants
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Devin Townsend - As You Were
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Devin Townsend - Awake!
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Devin Townsend - Away
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Devin Townsend - Babysong
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Devin Townsend - Bad Devil
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Devin Townsend - Bastard
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Devin Townsend - Bend It Like Bender!
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Devin Townsend - Blackberry
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Devin Townsend - Borderlands
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Devin Townsend - By Your Command
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Devin Townsend - Canada
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Devin Townsend - Castaway
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Devin Townsend - Christeen
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Devin Townsend - Coast
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Devin Townsend - Cod Metal King
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Devin Townsend - Color Your World
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Devin Townsend - Critic
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Devin Townsend - Crusty's At The Ivanhoe
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Devin Townsend - Dark Matters
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Devin Townsend - Deadhead
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Devin Townsend - Death
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Devin Townsend - Deconstruction
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Devin Townsend - Deep Peace
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Devin Townsend - Demon League
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Devin Townsend - Depth Charge
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Devin Townsend - Devoid
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Devin Townsend - Disruptr
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Devin Townsend - Divine
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Devin Townsend - Drizzlehell
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Devin Townsend - Dynamics
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Devin Townsend - Effervescent!
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Devin Townsend - Ez
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Devin Townsend - Fake Punk
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Devin Townsend - Feather
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Devin Townsend - Fly
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Devin Townsend - Gaia
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Devin Townsend - Gato
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Devin Townsend - Ghost
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Devin Townsend - Goat
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Devin Townsend - Grace
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Devin Townsend - Greetings
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Devin Townsend - Happy Camper (Carpe B.U.M.)
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Devin Townsend - Hear Me
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Devin Townsend - Heart Baby
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Devin Townsend - Heaven Send
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Devin Townsend - Heavy Metal mama
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Devin Townsend - Heinous Anus
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Devin Townsend - Hide Nowhere
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Devin Townsend - Hold On
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Devin Townsend - Hyperdrive
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Devin Townsend - Hyperdrive!
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Devin Townsend - Hypergeek
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Devin Townsend - Ih-Ah!
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Devin Townsend - In the Rainy Season
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Devin Townsend - Infinite Ocean
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Devin Townsend - Irish Maiden
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Devin Townsend - Japan
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Devin Townsend - Judgement
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Devin Townsend - Jupiter
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Devin Townsend - Juular
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Devin Townsend - Kawaii
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Devin Townsend - Ki
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Devin Townsend - L.A.
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Devin Townsend - Lady Helen
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Devin Townsend - Larry's O
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Devin Townsend - Let It Roll
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Devin Townsend - Liberation
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Devin Townsend - Life
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Devin Townsend - Lucky Animals
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Devin Townsend - Man
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Devin Townsend - Material
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Devin Townsend - Metal Dilemma
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Devin Townsend - More!
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Devin Townsend - Morwar
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Devin Townsend - Mountain
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Devin Townsend - N9
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Devin Townsend - Namaste
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Devin Townsend - New York, New York
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Devin Townsend - Night
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Devin Townsend - Noisy Pinkbubbles
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Devin Townsend - Notes From Africa
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Devin Townsend - Numbered!
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Devin Townsend - Oats Peas Beans Barley
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Devin Townsend - Ocean Machines
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Devin Townsend - Olives
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Devin Townsend - Omnidimensional Creator
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Devin Townsend - Pandemic
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Devin Townsend - Picture of Myself
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Devin Townsend - Pixillate
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Devin Townsend - Planet Of The Apes
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Devin Townsend - Planet Rain
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Devin Townsend - Planet Smasher
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Devin Townsend - Poltergeist
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Devin Townsend - Praise The Lowered
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Devin Townsend - Promise
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Devin Townsend - Quiet Riot
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Devin Townsend - Random Analysis
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Devin Townsend - Recipe For Bait
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Devin Townsend - Regulator
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Devin Townsend - Requiem
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Devin Townsend - Resolve!
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Devin Townsend - Road Kill
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Devin Townsend - Seams
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Devin Townsend - Seventh Wave
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Devin Townsend - Singularity
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Devin Townsend - Skin me
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Devin Townsend - Slow Me Down
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Devin Townsend - Solar Winds
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Devin Townsend - Soul Driven
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Devin Townsend - Spirits Will Collide
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Devin Townsend - Sprite
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Devin Townsend - Stagnant
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Devin Townsend - Stand
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Devin Townsend - Storm
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Devin Townsend - Suicide
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Devin Townsend - Sumeria
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Devin Townsend - Sunday Afternoon
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Devin Townsend - Sunshine And Happiness
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Devin Townsend - Supercrush!
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Devin Townsend - SYL
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Devin Townsend - Synchestra
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Devin Townsend - Tall Latte
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Devin Townsend - Terminal
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Devin Townsend - Texada
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Devin Townsend - The Babysong
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Devin Townsend - The Complex
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Devin Townsend - The Death Of Music
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Devin Townsend - The Filler -- Sweet City Jesus
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Devin Townsend - The Fluke
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Devin Townsend - The Girls Next Door
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Devin Townsend - The Greys
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Devin Townsend - The Mighty Masturbator
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Devin Townsend - The Way Home!
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Devin Townsend - Things Beyond Things
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Devin Townsend - Tiny Tears
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Devin Townsend - Trainfire
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Devin Townsend - Traveller
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Devin Townsend - Triumph
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Devin Townsend - True North
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Devin Townsend - Truth
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Devin Townsend - Unity
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Devin Townsend - Universe In A Ball!
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Devin Townsend - Vampira
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Devin Townsend - Victim
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Devin Townsend - Voices In The Fan
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Devin Townsend - Wallet Chain
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Devin Townsend - War
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Devin Townsend - Where We Belong
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Devin Townsend - Why?
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Devin Townsend - Winter
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Devin Townsend - Ziltoidia Attaxx!!!
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Devin Townsend - ZTO
Crusty's At The Ivanhoe
Devin Townsend
-Whadya mean it's your fuckin beer! You think your fuckin DOWN! You think you know what the FUCK it is to be DOWN! You dont fukkin know! YOU KNOW NOTHING!!
*guy yells something weird*
With his pain eased, by the sweet kiss of cheap alcohal, Dr.Skinny, Dances with chickens (is it one of the guys name ?), and Squid Viscious, head toward the grannys. Lets hope for the best dear friends. Lets hope, for the best...
-Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, the academy of recording arts welcomes you to the 23rd annual, GRANNY AWARDS! MCB is PROUD to present the most gala musical extraviganza of the year. Anybody who is anybody is here tonight, dressed to the nines in order to get even the glimpse of some of the many stars grazeing our stage this evening. HI THERE! I'm Jimmy Rickles. With Live performances by...
Ann Murray
Deicide
and the one, the only, Punky Bruster
But before all that, please give a big round of friendly applause for your hose this evening, entertainment this hours, PJ Little-Pricky.
-Thank you! Thank you, thank you-Yes, quite an exciting evening-thank you, thank you. I'm... extremely excited to be your host this evening for the 23rd, anuel, granny awards. Right? Yes thank you. Yes...
And this year'ss most exciting year because we got a new award, and thats how we're going to start things off tonight... It is a life long achievement award for the best, punk-rock band. Now this is judged on anarchtic content, chord dissonance, hair coloring, body piercing, and of course some other technical things we need not concern ourselves with. Without further adu, lets give this award out, and start this party off.
The envelope please? thank you... shes lovely isn't she?... nice boobies....
And this years award of course... it will come as no surprise to all of you...
PUNKY BRUSTER! Come on up guys! Come and get your award.....
-Oh! OH! OH! Thank you! Thank you this is so unexpected! I don'-I don't know what to say! Uh... well... we'd like to thank-uh-our families! Our families! Our manager-GOD BLESS YOU, GOD BLESS YOU! Uh- The Norwegion Death metal scene- Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm s... sorry not that! Just a joke, just a joke -Jokey, Jokey wokey- uuuh, I don't know.
GOD BLESS EVERYBODY! Oh, and before we go, before we go! We'd like to thank all the Pioneer punk bands of 1994- You know who you are guys! Thank you, thank you VERY MUCH- THANK YOU ALL!
-Yes, yes folks, Punky Bruster-but guys wait, before you leave the stage please, won't you play us a song, the audience is going wiiild here. Yes yes, I think they're in agreement with me you must play us a song...
No please, please guys We got it set up for you right here. Please come everyone! PUNKY BEUSTER!!! Yes, LIVE, here for you...
-awww, you guys! I'd just like to say your all soooo great, for helping us become number one. I guess we can just do one song. I mean one little song! Only one though! Okay, all set! Guitar? Thank you (got my bass) okay! This is our new single, and it goes out to all of, yooouuuu.