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Joe Diffie - Pick Up Man
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Joe Diffie - Pickup Man
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Joe Diffie - John Deere Green
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Joe Diffie - So Help Me Girl
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Joe Diffie - The Cows Came Home
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Joe Diffie - Third Rock From The Sun
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Joe Diffie - A Night To Remember
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Joe Diffie - All Because Of A Baby Boy
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Joe Diffie - Almost Home
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Joe Diffie - Back To The Cave
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Joe Diffie - Bigger Than The Beatles
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Joe Diffie - Bubba Shot The Jukebox
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Joe Diffie - C-o-u-n-t-r-y
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Joe Diffie - Down In A Ditch
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Joe Diffie - From Here On Out
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Joe Diffie - Good Brown Gravy
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Joe Diffie - Hallow Deep As Mine
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Joe Diffie - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
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Joe Diffie - Home
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Joe Diffie - Honky Tonk Attitude
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Joe Diffie - Hurt Me All The Time
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Joe Diffie - I Ain't Leavin' Till She's Gone
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Joe Diffie - I Can Walk The Line (If It Ain't Too Straight)
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Joe Diffie - I Got A Feelin'
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Joe Diffie - I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That
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Joe Diffie - I'd Rather Have What We Had
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Joe Diffie - I'm In Love With A Capital
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Joe Diffie - I'm Not Through Losing You
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Joe Diffie - I'm The Only Thing I'll Hold Against You
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Joe Diffie - I'm Willing To Try
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Joe Diffie - If I Had Any Pride Left At All
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Joe Diffie - If I Lost Her
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Joe Diffie - If The Devil Danced (In Empty Pockets)
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Joe Diffie - If You Want Me To
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Joe Diffie - In Another World
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Joe Diffie - In My Own Backyard
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Joe Diffie - Is It Cold In Here
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Joe Diffie - It'S Always Something
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Joe Diffie - Junior's In Love
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Joe Diffie - Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
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Joe Diffie - Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow
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Joe Diffie - Life's So Funny
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Joe Diffie - Mr. Christmas
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Joe Diffie - My Give A Damn's Busted
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Joe Diffie - My Redneck Of The Woods
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Joe Diffie - Never Mine To Lose
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Joe Diffie - New Way (to Light Up An Old Flame)
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Joe Diffie - Not In This Lifetime
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Joe Diffie - O Holy Night
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Joe Diffie - Poor Me
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Joe Diffie - Praise And Alleluia To The Savior
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Joe Diffie - Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox
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Joe Diffie - She Loves Me
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Joe Diffie - Ships That Don´t Come In
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Joe Diffie - Silent Night
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Joe Diffie - Somewhere Under The Rainbow
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Joe Diffie - Stranger In Your Eyes
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Joe Diffie - Tears In The Rain
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Joe Diffie - Texas Size Heartache
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Joe Diffie - That Road Not Taken
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Joe Diffie - The Car
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Joe Diffie - The Christmas Song (Chesnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)
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Joe Diffie - The Quittin' Kind
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Joe Diffie - There Goes The Neighborhood
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Joe Diffie - This Is Your Brain
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Joe Diffie - This Pretender
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Joe Diffie - Tougher Than Nails
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Joe Diffie - What a Way To Go
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Joe Diffie - Whole Lotta Gone
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Joe Diffie - Wild Blue Yonder
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Joe Diffie - Wrap Me In Your Love
Third Rock From The Sun
Joe Diffie
Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line
He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says
"Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late tonight"
Wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears
Calls her sister up and cries "Get over here"
Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile
Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile
He leaves the motor running he'll only be a minute
His car drives away with teenagers in it
The driver tells his buddies, got one life to live
They scream into the night "Let's get it over with"
'Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When you're spinning round, things come undone
Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun
The kid guns the gas, the car starts to swerve
Heads for a semi truck, jumps the curb
Truck hits a Big Boy in the Shoney's parking lot
And flies through the air takes out the bank clock
Clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks
Lines go down, town goes dark
Waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all
Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall
Cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the streets
"We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief"
Mayor says "Use your head if he ain't in his car
He's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's Bar"
'Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When you're spinning round, things come undone
Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun
'Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When you're spinning round, things come undone
Welcome to Earth 3rd rock from the Sun
