When she was just a girl
 
 She became a woman of the world
 
 Soon there wasn't room enough for her
 
 In between the bosoms of her family
 
 She popped the cork, got on the Greyhound to New York
 
 Small-talked her way round just the sort
 
 Of playboys' playground she'd once dreamed about 
 
  
  Maybe I love her, but I'm jealous of her 
 
 She's a woman of the world 
  
 
 She's a fake!sure, but she's a real fake
 
 On the make!making up for lost time
 
 Just you wait give the girl a break
 
 And a fifty dollar bill will see to that
 
 Heh, that ain't enough to feed the cat
 
 Serve up the rats and super rats
 
 Well they just get fatter while she fades away 
  
 
 Maybe I love her, but I'm jealous of her
 
 She's a woman of the world
 
 Maybe I hate her, 'cause I didn't create her
 
 It's human nature, girl
 
 Maybe I'll suffer, just to be her lover
 
 Just to be part of her world
 
 Maybe I need her, because I want to be her baby, can I be your girl?
 
 Maybe I'll kill her, just trying to thrill her if she don't kill me first 
  
 
 We're making eye-contact
 
 Oh those hypnotic eyes attract
 
 Such philanthropic flies's that.
 
 You cannot stop it, so why the devil do you try?