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The Divine Comedy - A Lady Of a Certain Age
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The Divine Comedy - Song Of Love
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The Divine Comedy - Tonight We Fly
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The Divine Comedy - Becoming More Like Alfie
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The Divine Comedy - Charmed Life
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The Divine Comedy - If
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The Divine Comedy - Our Mutual Friend
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The Divine Comedy - Perfect Lovesong
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The Divine Comedy - Queen Of The South
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The Divine Comedy - Something For The Weekend
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The Divine Comedy - To The Rescue
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The Divine Comedy - A Drinking Song
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The Divine Comedy - A Seafood Song
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The Divine Comedy - A Woman Of The World
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The Divine Comedy - At The Indie Disco
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The Divine Comedy - Bad Ambassador
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The Divine Comedy - Bath
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The Divine Comedy - Becoming Alfie
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The Divine Comedy - Bernice Bobs Her Hair
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The Divine Comedy - Birds Of Paradise Farm
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The Divine Comedy - Bleak Landscape
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The Divine Comedy - Charge
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The Divine Comedy - Comme Beaucoup De Messieurs (with French Humourist
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The Divine Comedy - Commuter Love
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The Divine Comedy - Death Of A Supernaturalist
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The Divine Comedy - Don't Look Down
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The Divine Comedy - Dumb It Down
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The Divine Comedy - Eric, the gardener
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The Divine Comedy - Europop
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The Divine Comedy - Everybody Knows
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The Divine Comedy - Eye Of The Needle
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The Divine Comedy - Famous (the Magnetic Fields)
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The Divine Comedy - Festive Road
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The Divine Comedy - Generation Sex
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The Divine Comedy - Geronimo
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The Divine Comedy - Gin Soaked Boy
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The Divine Comedy - Going Downhill Fast
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The Divine Comedy - Hate My Way (throwing Muses)
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The Divine Comedy - Here Comes The Flood
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The Divine Comedy - I Like
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The Divine Comedy - I Was Born Yesterday
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The Divine Comedy - I´m All You Need
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The Divine Comedy - I've Been To A Marvellous Party
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The Divine Comedy - Ignorance Is Bliss
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The Divine Comedy - In & Out In Paris And London
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The Divine Comedy - In Pursuit Of Happiness
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The Divine Comedy - Indian Rain
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The Divine Comedy - Johnny Mathis' Feet (american Music Club)
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The Divine Comedy - Last Stand In Metroland
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The Divine Comedy - Life On Earth
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The Divine Comedy - Life's What You Make It (talk Talk)
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The Divine Comedy - Little Acts Of Kindness
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The Divine Comedy - Logic Vs Emotion
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The Divine Comedy - London Irish
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The Divine Comedy - Lost Property
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The Divine Comedy - Love Is Lighter Than Air (the Magnetic Fields)
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The Divine Comedy - Love What You Do
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The Divine Comedy - Lucy
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The Divine Comedy - Make It Easy On Yourself (scott Walker)
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The Divine Comedy - Mastermind
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The Divine Comedy - Middle-class Heroes
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The Divine Comedy - Motorway To Damascus
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The Divine Comedy - My Lovely Horse
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The Divine Comedy - National Express
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The Divine Comedy - Neptune's Daughter
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The Divine Comedy - Note To Self
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The Divine Comedy - Overstrand
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The Divine Comedy - Postcard To Rosie
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The Divine Comedy - Radioactivity (kraftwerk)
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The Divine Comedy - Regeneration
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The Divine Comedy - Sunrise
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The Divine Comedy - Sweden
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The Divine Comedy - Tailspin
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The Divine Comedy - Ten Seconds To Midnight
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The Divine Comedy - The Beauty Regime
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The Divine Comedy - The Booklovers
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The Divine Comedy - The Certainty Of Chance
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The Divine Comedy - The Dead Only Quickly (the Magnetic Fields)
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The Divine Comedy - The Dogs And The Horses
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The Divine Comedy - The Frog Princess
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The Divine Comedy - The Heart Of Rock And Roll
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The Divine Comedy - The Pop Singer's Fear Of The Pollen Count
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The Divine Comedy - The Rise And Fall
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The Divine Comedy - The Summerhouse
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The Divine Comedy - Theme From Casanova
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The Divine Comedy - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out (the Smiths)
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The Divine Comedy - Three Sisters
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The Divine Comedy - Thrillseeker
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The Divine Comedy - Through A Long And Sleepless Night
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The Divine Comedy - Timestretched
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The Divine Comedy - Timewatching
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The Divine Comedy - To Die A Virgin
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The Divine Comedy - Too Young To Die
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The Divine Comedy - Untitled Melody (edwyn Collins)
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The Divine Comedy - Vapour Trail (ride)
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The Divine Comedy - Victoria Falls
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The Divine Comedy - When The Lights Go Out All Over Europe
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The Divine Comedy - With Whom To Dance (the Magnetic Fields)
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The Divine Comedy - Your Daddy's Car
Middle-class Heroes
The Divine Comedy
What have we here?
A young lady!
To what do I owe this pleasant surprise, my pretty one?
How may I be of service this dark and wintry night?
Ah, I see. You wish me to look into the future... your future.
After GCSEs, A-levels, university...
After your first badly paid job in advertising...
Okay, my pretty, just cross my palm with plastic,
And I'll see what I can do...
Wait!
The fog is lifting!"
I see oriental paper globes
Hanging like decomposing cocoons
While exotic candles overload
The dusty air with their stale perfume
And I see lentils, beans, seaweed and rice
In jars on the windowsill
And it ain't hardly enough to feed the mice
Running behind the lines of allergy pills
All these things will come to pass
When heroes of the middle class
Face up to their responsibilities
I see an Indian fertility God
He's got thirty seven limbs to spare
And tasteless tie-dyed tablecloths
That double up as evening wear
And I see naked bodies twist and turn
On the futon of dreams fulfilled
But their three-year-old kid seems unconcerned
He'd rather swallow all those allergy pills
I see unspeakable vulgarity
Institutionalised mediocrity
Infinite tragedy
Rise up little souls join the doomed army
Fight the good fight wage the unwinnable war:
Elegance against ignorance!
Difference against indifference!
Wit against shit!
My words fly up to heaven, my thoughts remain below
Words said without feeling never to heaven go...
All these things will come to pass
When heroes of the middle class
Face up, repent, and pay the price
For accidentally creating life
An oversight for which they must atone
And sacrifice their own