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The Divine Comedy - A Lady Of a Certain Age
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The Divine Comedy - Charmed Life
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The Divine Comedy - Tonight We Fly
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The Divine Comedy - Song Of Love
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The Divine Comedy - Becoming More Like Alfie
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The Divine Comedy - If
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The Divine Comedy - Life's What You Make It (talk Talk)
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The Divine Comedy - Perfect Lovesong
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The Divine Comedy - Something For The Weekend
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The Divine Comedy - A Drinking Song
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The Divine Comedy - A Seafood Song
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The Divine Comedy - A Woman Of The World
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The Divine Comedy - At The Indie Disco
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The Divine Comedy - Bad Ambassador
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The Divine Comedy - Bath
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The Divine Comedy - Becoming Alfie
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The Divine Comedy - Bernice Bobs Her Hair
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The Divine Comedy - Birds Of Paradise Farm
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The Divine Comedy - Bleak Landscape
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The Divine Comedy - Charge
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The Divine Comedy - Comme Beaucoup De Messieurs (with French Humourist
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The Divine Comedy - Commuter Love
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The Divine Comedy - Death Of A Supernaturalist
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The Divine Comedy - Don't Look Down
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The Divine Comedy - Dumb It Down
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The Divine Comedy - Eric, the gardener
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The Divine Comedy - Europop
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The Divine Comedy - Everybody Knows
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The Divine Comedy - Eye Of The Needle
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The Divine Comedy - Famous (the Magnetic Fields)
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The Divine Comedy - Festive Road
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The Divine Comedy - Generation Sex
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The Divine Comedy - Geronimo
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The Divine Comedy - Gin Soaked Boy
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The Divine Comedy - Going Downhill Fast
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The Divine Comedy - Hate My Way (throwing Muses)
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The Divine Comedy - Here Comes The Flood
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The Divine Comedy - I Like
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The Divine Comedy - I Was Born Yesterday
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The Divine Comedy - I´m All You Need
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The Divine Comedy - I've Been To A Marvellous Party
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The Divine Comedy - Ignorance Is Bliss
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The Divine Comedy - In & Out In Paris And London
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The Divine Comedy - In Pursuit Of Happiness
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The Divine Comedy - Indian Rain
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The Divine Comedy - Johnny Mathis' Feet (american Music Club)
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The Divine Comedy - Last Stand In Metroland
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The Divine Comedy - Life On Earth
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The Divine Comedy - Little Acts Of Kindness
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The Divine Comedy - Logic Vs Emotion
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The Divine Comedy - London Irish
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The Divine Comedy - Lost Property
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The Divine Comedy - Love Is Lighter Than Air (the Magnetic Fields)
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The Divine Comedy - Love What You Do
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The Divine Comedy - Lucy
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The Divine Comedy - Make It Easy On Yourself (scott Walker)
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The Divine Comedy - Mastermind
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The Divine Comedy - Middle-class Heroes
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The Divine Comedy - Motorway To Damascus
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The Divine Comedy - My Lovely Horse
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The Divine Comedy - National Express
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The Divine Comedy - Neptune's Daughter
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The Divine Comedy - Note To Self
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The Divine Comedy - Our Mutual Friend
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The Divine Comedy - Overstrand
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The Divine Comedy - Postcard To Rosie
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The Divine Comedy - Queen Of The South
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The Divine Comedy - Radioactivity (kraftwerk)
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The Divine Comedy - Regeneration
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The Divine Comedy - Sunrise
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The Divine Comedy - Sweden
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The Divine Comedy - Tailspin
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The Divine Comedy - Ten Seconds To Midnight
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The Divine Comedy - The Beauty Regime
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The Divine Comedy - The Booklovers
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The Divine Comedy - The Certainty Of Chance
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The Divine Comedy - The Dead Only Quickly (the Magnetic Fields)
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The Divine Comedy - The Dogs And The Horses
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The Divine Comedy - The Frog Princess
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The Divine Comedy - The Heart Of Rock And Roll
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The Divine Comedy - The Pop Singer's Fear Of The Pollen Count
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The Divine Comedy - The Rise And Fall
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The Divine Comedy - The Summerhouse
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The Divine Comedy - Theme From Casanova
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The Divine Comedy - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out (the Smiths)
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The Divine Comedy - Three Sisters
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The Divine Comedy - Thrillseeker
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The Divine Comedy - Through A Long And Sleepless Night
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The Divine Comedy - Timestretched
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The Divine Comedy - Timewatching
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The Divine Comedy - To Die A Virgin
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The Divine Comedy - To The Rescue
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The Divine Comedy - Too Young To Die
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The Divine Comedy - Untitled Melody (edwyn Collins)
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The Divine Comedy - Vapour Trail (ride)
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The Divine Comedy - Victoria Falls
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The Divine Comedy - When The Lights Go Out All Over Europe
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The Divine Comedy - With Whom To Dance (the Magnetic Fields)
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The Divine Comedy - Your Daddy's Car
Through A Long And Sleepless Night
The Divine Comedy
I thought upon the jury's plight
If what is wrong can feel so right
Then life's no longer black and white
It's four o'clock and all's not well
In my private circle of hell
I contemplate my navel hair
And slowly slide into despair
This rut has fast become a trench
This smell has turned into the stench
Of rotten dreams and stale ideals
The past is snapping at my heels
Oh Danny Boy the pipes are blocked
With bedtime blues and future shock
I know the best is yet to come
But does it always take this long?
I can put on the perfume, even wear the dress sometimes
But I'll always be the bridegroom and never the bride
"You deserve to be horse-whipped
But I've no horse", that joke's so shit
And whips would only make it worse
Don't tempt the lonely and perverse
The casualties of casual sex
The child of three with X-ray specs
The common low in self esteem
The Casanova in your dreams
I'll scream and scream and scream until
I've made myself critically ill
In hospital, in case you're there
In uniform, intensive care
I know you'll be the death of me
But what a cool death that would be
I'd rather die than be deprived
Of Wonderbras and thunder thighs
I can put on the perfume, even wear the dress sometimes
But I'll always be the bridegroom and never the bride
Bored of normality?
Why not go daft?
It's easy to do if you try
Slide right back down that self-confident path
You've just so laboriously climbed
Pickle your liver and addle your brain
Live the Bohemian life
Die young and penniless somewhere in Spain
Then again you could try just to live your own life
In the way that you find most amusing
I DON'T REALLY CARE!
I can put on the perfume, even wear the dress sometimes
But I will always be the bridegroom and I will never be the bride