I laid all my songs at Johnny Mathis' Feet
 
 I said "Johnny, Johnny tell me, won't you tell me how to live?
 
 All my hopes are unravelling and I just lost my lease
 
 On a house without love, doors or windowsWithout peace..." 
 
  
  And with a wave of his jewel-encrusted hand
 
 Across a glittering Las Vegas scene,
 
 He said: "You've got to learn how to disappear
 
 In the silk and amphetamines." 
  
 
 Johnny looked at my songs, and he said:
 
 "Well, at first guess,
 
 Never in my life have I ever seen such a mess;
 
 Why do you say everything as if you were a thief?
 
 Like what you stole has no value,
 
 And like what you preach is far from belief?" 
  
 
 And with a wave of his red, white and blue hand
 
 Across a glittering Hollywood scene,
 
 He said: "You've got to learn how to disappear
 
 In the silk and amphetamines." 
  
 
 Johnny looked at my collection of old punk rock postersAnonymous scenes of disaffection, chaos and tortureAnd he said: "You are on the right track,
 
 But you are a lamb jumping for the knife;
 
 A real showman knows how to disappear in the spotlight..."