No matter how I try 
 I just can't get her out of my mind 
 And when I sleep I visualize her 
    I saw her in the pub. I met her later at the night-club 
 A mutual friend introduced us   
 We talked about the noise 
 And how it's hard to hear your own voice 
 Above the beat and the sub-bass   
 We talked and talked for hours 
 We talked in the back of our friend's car 
 As we all went back to his place   
 On our friend's settee she told me that she really liked me 
 And I said: Cool, the feeling's mutual 
 We played old 45's 
 I said: It's like the soundtrack to our lives 
 And she said: True, it's not unusual   
 Then privately we danced 
 But couldn't seem to keep our balance 
 A drunken haze had come upon us   
 We sank down to the floor and we sang 
 A song that I can't sing any more 
 And then we kissed and fell unconscious   
 I woke up the next day 
 All alone but for a headache 
 I stumbled out to find the bathroom 
 But all I found was her 
 Wrapped around another lover 
 No longer then is he our mutual friend