Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime
I'm bitching. He's bitching
They're bitching. We're bitching
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
All the time
MENDEL (MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON)
Whadda they do for love? (Oooo)
MENDEL (MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON)
Whadda they do for love? (Oooo)
FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room
MENDEL
Bitching
JASON
Bitching
MARVIN
Bitching
WHIZZER
Bitching
FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room stoop
MENDEL
They stoop?
FOUR MEN
To pray
JASON
I'm Jewish
MARVIN
I'm Jewish
MENDEL
I'm Jewish
WHIZZER
Half Jewish
FOUR MEN
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day
TRINA
Slavery, slavery
FOUR MEN
We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good
Now we’re at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behind us
Wanting us extincted
JASON
What we need’s a miracle!
FOUR MEN
And then the Red Sea
Split before us
No more tsouris
MENDEL
We got our miracle
JASON
We got our miracle
MARVIN
We got our miracle
FOUR MEN
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long
WHIZZER
I'm Whizzer
JASON
I'm Jason
MENDEL
I'm Mendel
MARVIN
I'm Marvin
FOUR MEN
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Right or wrong
JASON
In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire
MARVIN AND WHIZZER
We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored
MENDEL
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely
WHIZZER AND JASON
We do not tippy toe
WHIZZER
We charge ahead to show
MENDEL
We're good in bed
WHIZZER
Excel in bed
MARVIN
We smell in bed
JASON
Where is the bed?
MENDEL
I love the bed
JASON
Who has the bed?
WHIZZER
I want the bed!
JASON
Who stole the bed?
MARVIN
Who stole the bed?
WHIZZER
I lost it twice
MENDEL
The bed is mine
WHIZZER
The bed is nice
FOUR MEN
The bed is
Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
MARVIN
I'm nauseous
WHIZZER
I'm nauseous
JASON
I'm simple
MENDEL
I'm Jewish
TRINA
Slavery, slavery
FOUR MEN
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
MARVIN, JASON -WHIZZER MENDEL
I'm Jewish -I'm neurotic -Bitch bitch
He's Jewish -He's neurotic -Bitch bitch
They're Jewish -They're neurotic -Funny funny
We're Jewish -We're neurotic -Funny funny
Bitch bitch -Four Jews -I'm Jewish
Bitch bitch -In a room bitching -He's Jewish
Funny funny -Bitch bitch -They're Jewish
Funny funny -Bitch bitch -We're Jewish
FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room bitching
MARVIN
In a room bitching
FOUR MEN
Bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Now and then
Can't lose
Loose screws
Four
One, two, three, four
TRINA
Five
FOUR MEN
Five Jews
