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Family Guy

It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where all those good 'ol fashioned values
On which we use to rely?

It use to be a big time star
Was elegant as Garbo, or Hedy Lamarr
But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez
You want to curl up and die

Lucky there's a Family Guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
[Stewie] Laugh and cry
He's our Family Guy

When I was young, the songs were fair
With Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher
[Peter] But now we get Justin Timber-homo
[Louis] A heartache all gone awry!

The classic films were works of art
The images were graceful, the stories were smart
But now we get Matrix Revolution, I'm sorry I know this doesn't rhyme
But what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a fella, sweeter than vanilla
Wholesome as a piece of
[Stewie] Apple pie
He's a family guy

His smile's a simple delight
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites
He bought me my cute little hat
Yeah, we should have a talk about that

About that! And his hat!

He's mastered the comedy arts
He says, Look out, Hiroshima! Then casually farts
He's loaded with sexy appeal
And best of all my titties are real, Have a feel!
No thank you
I gave it the office

The Brady Bunch has got their Mike
And pretty Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke
But who around here could fill those loafers?
But here's a happy reply

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing that
Make us
[Stewie] Laugh and cry!

He's a Family Guy!
He's a Family Guy
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