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Funkadelic - Maggot Brain
- 2
Funkadelic - Can You Get To That
- 3
Funkadelic - Good Thoughts Bad Thoughts
- 4
Funkadelic - Cosmic Slop
- 5
Funkadelic - I Miss My Baby
- 6
Funkadelic - One Nation Under A Groove!
- 7
Funkadelic - Hit It And Quit It
- 8
Funkadelic - Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On
- 9
Funkadelic - Super Stupid
- 10
Funkadelic - You And Your Folks Me And My Folks
- 11
Funkadelic - (Not Just) Knee Deep
- 12
Funkadelic - Balance
- 13
Funkadelic - Be My Beach
- 14
Funkadelic - Call The Doctor
- 15
Funkadelic - Free Your Mind (And Your Ass Will Follow)
- 16
Funkadelic - I Wanna Know If It's Good To You
- 17
Funkadelic - If You Got Funk You Got Style
- 18
Funkadelic - Knee Deep (Not Just)
- 19
Funkadelic - Lunchmeatophobia (Think... It Ain't Illegal Yet!)
- 20
Funkadelic - March To The Witch's Castle
- 21
Funkadelic - Music For My Mother
- 22
Funkadelic - Open Our Eyes
- 23
Funkadelic - Smokey
- 24
Funkadelic - Who's A Funkadelic
- 25
Funkadelic - Adolescent Funk
- 26
Funkadelic - Alice In My Fantasies
- 27
Funkadelic - America Eats Its Young
- 28
Funkadelic - Atmosphere
- 29
Funkadelic - Atomic Dog
- 30
Funkadelic - Baby I Owe You Something Good
- 31
Funkadelic - Back In Our Minds
- 32
Funkadelic - Better By The Pound
- 33
Funkadelic - Biological Speculation
- 34
Funkadelic - Butt-to-butt Recuscitation
- 35
Funkadelic - Can't Shake It Loose
- 36
Funkadelic - Can't Stand The Strain
- 37
Funkadelic - Cholly (Funk Gettin' Ready To Roll)
- 38
Funkadelic - Come Back
- 39
Funkadelic - Comin' Round The Mountain
- 40
Funkadelic - Connections And Disconnections
- 41
Funkadelic - Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 42
Funkadelic - Electro Cuties
- 43
Funkadelic - Eulogy And Light
- 44
Funkadelic - Everybody Is Going To Make It This Time
- 45
Funkadelic - Everybody's Going To Make It This Time
- 46
Funkadelic - Foot Soldiers (star-spangled Funky)
- 47
Funkadelic - Freak Of The Week
- 48
Funkadelic - Friday Night August 14th
- 49
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (killer Millimeter Longer Version)
- 50
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (part 1)
- 51
Funkadelic - Funky Dollar Bill
- 52
Funkadelic - Get Off Your Ass And Jam
- 53
Funkadelic - Good Old Music
- 54
Funkadelic - Good To Your Earhole
- 55
Funkadelic - Groovallegiance
- 56
Funkadelic - Holly Wants To Go To California
- 57
Funkadelic - How do Yeaw View You
- 58
Funkadelic - I Bet You
- 59
Funkadelic - I Call My Baby Pussycat
- 60
Funkadelic - I Got A Thing You Got A Thing Everybody's Got A Thing
- 61
Funkadelic - I'll Stay
- 62
Funkadelic - I'm Never Gonna Tell It
- 63
Funkadelic - Icka Prick
- 64
Funkadelic - If You Don't Like The Effects Don't Produce The Cause
- 65
Funkadelic - Into You
- 66
Funkadelic - Jimmy's Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him
- 67
Funkadelic - Let's Make It Last
- 68
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The People
- 69
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The Stage
- 70
Funkadelic - Loose Booty
- 71
Funkadelic - Miss Lucifer's Love
- 72
Funkadelic - Mommy, What's A Funkadelic?
- 73
Funkadelic - Nappy Dugout
- 74
Funkadelic - No Compute
- 75
Funkadelic - No Head No Backstage Pass
- 76
Funkadelic - Oh, I
- 77
Funkadelic - P.E. Squad/DooDoo Chasers
- 78
Funkadelic - Philmore
- 79
Funkadelic - Phunklords
- 80
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (The Doo Doo Chasers)
- 81
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad The Doo
- 82
Funkadelic - Pussy
- 83
Funkadelic - Qualify & Satisfy
- 84
Funkadelic - Qualify And Satisfy
- 85
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mama
- 86
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mamma
- 87
Funkadelic - Sexy Ways
- 88
Funkadelic - Shockwaves
- 89
Funkadelic - Some More
- 90
Funkadelic - Soul Mate
- 91
Funkadelic - Stuffs And Things
- 92
Funkadelic - Sunshine Of Your Love
- 93
Funkadelic - Take Your Dead Ass Home
- 94
Funkadelic - Tales Of Kidd Funkadelic
- 95
Funkadelic - That Was My Girl
- 96
Funkadelic - The Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 97
Funkadelic - The Song Is Familiar
- 98
Funkadelic - The Witch
- 99
Funkadelic - This Broken Heart
- 100
Funkadelic - Trash-A-Go-Go
- 101
Funkadelic - Uncle Jam
- 102
Funkadelic - Undisco Kidd
- 103
Funkadelic - Wake Up
- 104
Funkadelic - Wars Of Armageddon
- 105
Funkadelic - We Hurt Too
- 106
Funkadelic - We Want The Funk
- 107
Funkadelic - What Is Soul
- 108
Funkadelic - Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Rock
- 109
Funkadelic - You Can't Miss What You Can't Measure
- 110
Funkadelic - You Hit The Nail On The Head
- 111
Funkadelic - You Scared The Lovin' Outta Me
- 112
Funkadelic - You'll Like It Too
No Compute
Funkadelic
My imagination could no longer take me there
So I slid into my copping haberdashery
And gave into the original jones: sex
Now my sexy jones was below sea level
The hornies occupied my being
I was at that stage where most men would say
"Hey, ho, it's your life or your legs"
But I was cooler than that
She said, "No compute"
I spotted a lady who
Was also on the prowl
I could tell by her makeup
Plus the scent was there
So I sashayed over to her and
Uh, spoke of my plan
She screamed and said
"Are you asking to make love to me?"
I said, "Is pig what's in pork?
Or are you gonna play hard
after all the trouble
You went through to get chosen?"
She said, ah, "No compute"
Finally, she said, "Uh, I could
Uh, probably go for what you're talking about
But it's really about my birth control pills"
I said, "All looks are not alike
All holes are not a crack"
When in doubt vamp, or at least ad-lib
"And of course, you know
Spit don't make babies"
She smiled and said, "No compute"
But I could tell she was getting in to it so off we went
There was fun to be had, love to be made
"Strange", I said to myself, as I laid smoking
A last joint before the technic easing of sleep
"What a man will go for when the hornies set in"
Well suddenly, as she laid there, mouth half open
wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick
I was sick with the guilties, and she smiled in her sleep
As if to say, "All looks are not alike
All holes are not a crack"
