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Funkadelic - Maggot Brain
- 2
Funkadelic - Can You Get To That
- 3
Funkadelic - I'll Stay
- 4
Funkadelic - One Nation Under A Groove!
- 5
Funkadelic - Super Stupid
- 6
Funkadelic - (Not Just) Knee Deep
- 7
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mama
- 8
Funkadelic - Back In Our Minds
- 9
Funkadelic - We Hurt Too
- 10
Funkadelic - Good Thoughts Bad Thoughts
- 11
Funkadelic - Hit It And Quit It
- 12
Funkadelic - I Bet You
- 13
Funkadelic - I Got A Thing You Got A Thing Everybody's Got A Thing
- 14
Funkadelic - If You Don't Like The Effects Don't Produce The Cause
- 15
Funkadelic - Pussy
- 16
Funkadelic - Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On
- 17
Funkadelic - You Hit The Nail On The Head
- 18
Funkadelic - Everybody Is Going To Make It This Time
- 19
Funkadelic - Friday Night August 14th
- 20
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (part 1)
- 21
Funkadelic - Groovallegiance
- 22
Funkadelic - Holly Wants To Go To California
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Funkadelic - I Wanna Know If It's Good To You
- 24
Funkadelic - I'm Never Gonna Tell It
- 25
Funkadelic - Icka Prick
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Funkadelic - Into You
- 27
Funkadelic - Jimmy's Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him
- 28
Funkadelic - Loose Booty
- 29
Funkadelic - Mommy, What's A Funkadelic?
- 30
Funkadelic - Phunklords
- 31
Funkadelic - Shockwaves
- 32
Funkadelic - Smokey
- 33
Funkadelic - Take Your Dead Ass Home
- 34
Funkadelic - This Broken Heart
- 35
Funkadelic - Undisco Kidd
- 36
Funkadelic - What Is Soul
- 37
Funkadelic - You And Your Folks Me And My Folks
- 38
Funkadelic - Adolescent Funk
- 39
Funkadelic - Alice In My Fantasies
- 40
Funkadelic - Baby I Owe You Something Good
- 41
Funkadelic - Balance
- 42
Funkadelic - Better By The Pound
- 43
Funkadelic - Biological Speculation
- 44
Funkadelic - Can't Shake It Loose
- 45
Funkadelic - Come Back
- 46
Funkadelic - Comin' Round The Mountain
- 47
Funkadelic - Connections And Disconnections
- 48
Funkadelic - Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 49
Funkadelic - Electro Cuties
- 50
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (killer Millimeter Longer Version)
- 51
Funkadelic - I Miss My Baby
- 52
Funkadelic - Knee Deep (Not Just)
- 53
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The People
- 54
Funkadelic - Lunchmeatophobia (Think... It Ain't Illegal Yet!)
- 55
Funkadelic - Miss Lucifer's Love
- 56
Funkadelic - Music For My Mother
- 57
Funkadelic - Nappy Dugout
- 58
Funkadelic - No Compute
- 59
Funkadelic - No Head No Backstage Pass
- 60
Funkadelic - Oh, I
- 61
Funkadelic - P.E. Squad/DooDoo Chasers
- 62
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad The Doo
- 63
Funkadelic - Qualify & Satisfy
- 64
Funkadelic - Qualify And Satisfy
- 65
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mamma
- 66
Funkadelic - Soul Mate
- 67
Funkadelic - Sunshine Of Your Love
- 68
Funkadelic - The Witch
- 69
Funkadelic - Trash-A-Go-Go
- 70
Funkadelic - Uncle Jam
- 71
Funkadelic - Wars Of Armageddon
- 72
Funkadelic - Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Rock
- 73
Funkadelic - You'll Like It Too
- 74
Funkadelic - America Eats Its Young
- 75
Funkadelic - Atomic Dog
- 76
Funkadelic - Be My Beach
- 77
Funkadelic - Butt-to-butt Recuscitation
- 78
Funkadelic - Call The Doctor
- 79
Funkadelic - Can't Stand The Strain
- 80
Funkadelic - Cholly (Funk Gettin' Ready To Roll)
- 81
Funkadelic - Eulogy And Light
- 82
Funkadelic - Foot Soldiers (star-spangled Funky)
- 83
Funkadelic - Freak Of The Week
- 84
Funkadelic - Free Your Mind (And Your Ass Will Follow)
- 85
Funkadelic - Funky Dollar Bill
- 86
Funkadelic - Get Off Your Ass And Jam
- 87
Funkadelic - Good Old Music
- 88
Funkadelic - Good To Your Earhole
- 89
Funkadelic - How do Yeaw View You
- 90
Funkadelic - Let's Make It Last
- 91
Funkadelic - March To The Witch's Castle
- 92
Funkadelic - Open Our Eyes
- 93
Funkadelic - Philmore
- 94
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (The Doo Doo Chasers)
- 95
Funkadelic - Some More
- 96
Funkadelic - Stuffs And Things
- 97
Funkadelic - Tales Of Kidd Funkadelic
- 98
Funkadelic - The Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 99
Funkadelic - The Song Is Familiar
- 100
Funkadelic - We Want The Funk
- 101
Funkadelic - Who's A Funkadelic
- 102
Funkadelic - You Can't Miss What You Can't Measure
- 103
Funkadelic - Atmosphere
- 104
Funkadelic - Cosmic Slop
- 105
Funkadelic - Everybody's Going To Make It This Time
- 106
Funkadelic - I Call My Baby Pussycat
- 107
Funkadelic - If You Got Funk You Got Style
- 108
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The Stage
- 109
Funkadelic - Sexy Ways
- 110
Funkadelic - That Was My Girl
- 111
Funkadelic - Wake Up
- 112
Funkadelic - You Scared The Lovin' Outta Me
Take Your Dead Ass Home
Funkadelic
(what about the woodpecker thing?)
Yeah, they call me the kid
Sexy man
But I know nothing about the great big H
I'd watch that football game while the hornies occupied my day
I never peeped to where she was coming from
When she'd say, "Though you're here, I'm all alone"
Then she made it perfectly clear
With some inspiring words in a song, dig:
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (now light my fire, baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (a-flick-a my Bic, even!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (I'd love to play in your tidy bowl)
Ha, ha whoo-eee!
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe
He was dreaming of Venus
And took out his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
OK bye!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii! (x2)
There once was some freaks from L.A. (who)
Who came to New York to play
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Put your foot on the rock
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii!
Well, flick-a my Bic, baby!
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Well, light my fire baby, flick-a my Bic
I'll come if you call
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe (say somethin' nasty!)
He was dreaming of Fifi
And took out his peepee
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ohh!
There once was some freaks from L.A. (and what'd they do?)
Who came to New York to play (yeah?)
They was busted by the pussy posse (pussy who?)
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
There once was some freaks from L.A.
Who came to New York to play (say somethin' nasty)
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Get off your ass and jam!
Oh they call me the kid
Let's get it on, y'all
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (come on baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x4)
It's only rock n' roll
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Now, what did you say?
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x6)
{spoken:}
(turn the drums up a little for me...yeah!)
(We're gonna do it one more time, and I want everybody)
(Y'all ready?)
(Are you ready? I'm ready?)
(Hit it!)
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x15)
(come here, ladies. Move in close!)