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Funkadelic - Maggot Brain
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Funkadelic - Can You Get To That
- 3
Funkadelic - Good Thoughts Bad Thoughts
- 4
Funkadelic - (Not Just) Knee Deep
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Funkadelic - Cosmic Slop
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Funkadelic - Free Your Mind (And Your Ass Will Follow)
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Funkadelic - I'll Stay
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Funkadelic - You And Your Folks Me And My Folks
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Funkadelic - Good Old Music
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Funkadelic - Groovallegiance
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Funkadelic - Hit It And Quit It
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Funkadelic - I Got A Thing You Got A Thing Everybody's Got A Thing
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Funkadelic - One Nation Under A Groove!
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Funkadelic - Red Hot Mama
- 15
Funkadelic - Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On
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Funkadelic - Wars Of Armageddon
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Funkadelic - Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Rock
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Funkadelic - Alice In My Fantasies
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Funkadelic - Back In Our Minds
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Funkadelic - Be My Beach
- 21
Funkadelic - Biological Speculation
- 22
Funkadelic - Everybody Is Going To Make It This Time
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Funkadelic - Freak Of The Week
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Funkadelic - Good To Your Earhole
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Funkadelic - How do Yeaw View You
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Funkadelic - I Bet You
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Funkadelic - I Miss My Baby
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Funkadelic - No Head No Backstage Pass
- 29
Funkadelic - Philmore
- 30
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mamma
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Funkadelic - Tales Of Kidd Funkadelic
- 32
Funkadelic - The Song Is Familiar
- 33
Funkadelic - We Want The Funk
- 34
Funkadelic - You Can't Miss What You Can't Measure
- 35
Funkadelic - Adolescent Funk
- 36
Funkadelic - America Eats Its Young
- 37
Funkadelic - Atmosphere
- 38
Funkadelic - Atomic Dog
- 39
Funkadelic - Baby I Owe You Something Good
- 40
Funkadelic - Balance
- 41
Funkadelic - Better By The Pound
- 42
Funkadelic - Butt-to-butt Recuscitation
- 43
Funkadelic - Call The Doctor
- 44
Funkadelic - Can't Shake It Loose
- 45
Funkadelic - Can't Stand The Strain
- 46
Funkadelic - Cholly (Funk Gettin' Ready To Roll)
- 47
Funkadelic - Come Back
- 48
Funkadelic - Comin' Round The Mountain
- 49
Funkadelic - Connections And Disconnections
- 50
Funkadelic - Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 51
Funkadelic - Electro Cuties
- 52
Funkadelic - Eulogy And Light
- 53
Funkadelic - Everybody's Going To Make It This Time
- 54
Funkadelic - Foot Soldiers (star-spangled Funky)
- 55
Funkadelic - Friday Night August 14th
- 56
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (killer Millimeter Longer Version)
- 57
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (part 1)
- 58
Funkadelic - Funky Dollar Bill
- 59
Funkadelic - Get Off Your Ass And Jam
- 60
Funkadelic - Holly Wants To Go To California
- 61
Funkadelic - I Call My Baby Pussycat
- 62
Funkadelic - I Wanna Know If It's Good To You
- 63
Funkadelic - I'm Never Gonna Tell It
- 64
Funkadelic - Icka Prick
- 65
Funkadelic - If You Don't Like The Effects Don't Produce The Cause
- 66
Funkadelic - If You Got Funk You Got Style
- 67
Funkadelic - Into You
- 68
Funkadelic - Jimmy's Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him
- 69
Funkadelic - Knee Deep (Not Just)
- 70
Funkadelic - Let's Make It Last
- 71
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The People
- 72
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The Stage
- 73
Funkadelic - Loose Booty
- 74
Funkadelic - Lunchmeatophobia (Think... It Ain't Illegal Yet!)
- 75
Funkadelic - March To The Witch's Castle
- 76
Funkadelic - Miss Lucifer's Love
- 77
Funkadelic - Mommy, What's A Funkadelic?
- 78
Funkadelic - Music For My Mother
- 79
Funkadelic - Nappy Dugout
- 80
Funkadelic - No Compute
- 81
Funkadelic - Oh, I
- 82
Funkadelic - Open Our Eyes
- 83
Funkadelic - P.E. Squad/DooDoo Chasers
- 84
Funkadelic - Phunklords
- 85
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (The Doo Doo Chasers)
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Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad The Doo
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Funkadelic - Pussy
- 88
Funkadelic - Qualify & Satisfy
- 89
Funkadelic - Qualify And Satisfy
- 90
Funkadelic - Sexy Ways
- 91
Funkadelic - Shockwaves
- 92
Funkadelic - Smokey
- 93
Funkadelic - Some More
- 94
Funkadelic - Soul Mate
- 95
Funkadelic - Stuffs And Things
- 96
Funkadelic - Sunshine Of Your Love
- 97
Funkadelic - Super Stupid
- 98
Funkadelic - Take Your Dead Ass Home
- 99
Funkadelic - That Was My Girl
- 100
Funkadelic - The Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 101
Funkadelic - The Witch
- 102
Funkadelic - This Broken Heart
- 103
Funkadelic - Trash-A-Go-Go
- 104
Funkadelic - Uncle Jam
- 105
Funkadelic - Undisco Kidd
- 106
Funkadelic - Wake Up
- 107
Funkadelic - We Hurt Too
- 108
Funkadelic - What Is Soul
- 109
Funkadelic - Who's A Funkadelic
- 110
Funkadelic - You Hit The Nail On The Head
- 111
Funkadelic - You Scared The Lovin' Outta Me
- 112
Funkadelic - You'll Like It Too
Take Your Dead Ass Home
Funkadelic
(what about the woodpecker thing?)
Yeah, they call me the kid
Sexy man
But I know nothing about the great big H
I'd watch that football game while the hornies occupied my day
I never peeped to where she was coming from
When she'd say, "Though you're here, I'm all alone"
Then she made it perfectly clear
With some inspiring words in a song, dig:
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (now light my fire, baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (a-flick-a my Bic, even!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (I'd love to play in your tidy bowl)
Ha, ha whoo-eee!
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe
He was dreaming of Venus
And took out his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
OK bye!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii! (x2)
There once was some freaks from L.A. (who)
Who came to New York to play
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Put your foot on the rock
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii!
Well, flick-a my Bic, baby!
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Well, light my fire baby, flick-a my Bic
I'll come if you call
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe (say somethin' nasty!)
He was dreaming of Fifi
And took out his peepee
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ohh!
There once was some freaks from L.A. (and what'd they do?)
Who came to New York to play (yeah?)
They was busted by the pussy posse (pussy who?)
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
There once was some freaks from L.A.
Who came to New York to play (say somethin' nasty)
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Get off your ass and jam!
Oh they call me the kid
Let's get it on, y'all
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (come on baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x4)
It's only rock n' roll
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Now, what did you say?
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x6)
{spoken:}
(turn the drums up a little for me...yeah!)
(We're gonna do it one more time, and I want everybody)
(Y'all ready?)
(Are you ready? I'm ready?)
(Hit it!)
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x15)
(come here, ladies. Move in close!)