- 1
Funkadelic - Maggot Brain
- 2
Funkadelic - I'll Stay
- 3
Funkadelic - Super Stupid
- 4
Funkadelic - (Not Just) Knee Deep
- 5
Funkadelic - Can You Get To That
- 6
Funkadelic - One Nation Under A Groove!
- 7
Funkadelic - Cholly (Funk Gettin' Ready To Roll)
- 8
Funkadelic - Hit It And Quit It
- 9
Funkadelic - Wars Of Armageddon
- 10
Funkadelic - America Eats Its Young
- 11
Funkadelic - I Bet You
- 12
Funkadelic - Mommy, What's A Funkadelic?
- 13
Funkadelic - Who's A Funkadelic
- 14
Funkadelic - You And Your Folks Me And My Folks
- 15
Funkadelic - Atomic Dog
- 16
Funkadelic - Back In Our Minds
- 17
Funkadelic - Balance
- 18
Funkadelic - Biological Speculation
- 19
Funkadelic - Good Thoughts Bad Thoughts
- 20
Funkadelic - I Got A Thing You Got A Thing Everybody's Got A Thing
- 21
Funkadelic - Music For My Mother
- 22
Funkadelic - No Compute
- 23
Funkadelic - Oh, I
- 24
Funkadelic - Qualify And Satisfy
- 25
Funkadelic - The Song Is Familiar
- 26
Funkadelic - This Broken Heart
- 27
Funkadelic - Alice In My Fantasies
- 28
Funkadelic - Cosmic Slop
- 29
Funkadelic - Eulogy And Light
- 30
Funkadelic - Free Your Mind (And Your Ass Will Follow)
- 31
Funkadelic - Funky Dollar Bill
- 32
Funkadelic - Good To Your Earhole
- 33
Funkadelic - I Call My Baby Pussycat
- 34
Funkadelic - I Miss My Baby
- 35
Funkadelic - Icka Prick
- 36
Funkadelic - If You Don't Like The Effects Don't Produce The Cause
- 37
Funkadelic - Into You
- 38
Funkadelic - Knee Deep (Not Just)
- 39
Funkadelic - March To The Witch's Castle
- 40
Funkadelic - Miss Lucifer's Love
- 41
Funkadelic - Nappy Dugout
- 42
Funkadelic - Philmore
- 43
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (The Doo Doo Chasers)
- 44
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mama
- 45
Funkadelic - Sexy Ways
- 46
Funkadelic - Smokey
- 47
Funkadelic - Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On
- 48
Funkadelic - Tales Of Kidd Funkadelic
- 49
Funkadelic - That Was My Girl
- 50
Funkadelic - Wake Up
- 51
Funkadelic - We Hurt Too
- 52
Funkadelic - We Want The Funk
- 53
Funkadelic - What Is Soul
- 54
Funkadelic - You'll Like It Too
- 55
Funkadelic - Adolescent Funk
- 56
Funkadelic - Atmosphere
- 57
Funkadelic - Baby I Owe You Something Good
- 58
Funkadelic - Be My Beach
- 59
Funkadelic - Better By The Pound
- 60
Funkadelic - Butt-to-butt Recuscitation
- 61
Funkadelic - Call The Doctor
- 62
Funkadelic - Can't Shake It Loose
- 63
Funkadelic - Can't Stand The Strain
- 64
Funkadelic - Come Back
- 65
Funkadelic - Comin' Round The Mountain
- 66
Funkadelic - Connections And Disconnections
- 67
Funkadelic - Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 68
Funkadelic - Electro Cuties
- 69
Funkadelic - Everybody Is Going To Make It This Time
- 70
Funkadelic - Everybody's Going To Make It This Time
- 71
Funkadelic - Foot Soldiers (star-spangled Funky)
- 72
Funkadelic - Freak Of The Week
- 73
Funkadelic - Friday Night August 14th
- 74
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (killer Millimeter Longer Version)
- 75
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (part 1)
- 76
Funkadelic - Get Off Your Ass And Jam
- 77
Funkadelic - Good Old Music
- 78
Funkadelic - Groovallegiance
- 79
Funkadelic - Holly Wants To Go To California
- 80
Funkadelic - How do Yeaw View You
- 81
Funkadelic - I Wanna Know If It's Good To You
- 82
Funkadelic - I'm Never Gonna Tell It
- 83
Funkadelic - If You Got Funk You Got Style
- 84
Funkadelic - Jimmy's Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him
- 85
Funkadelic - Let's Make It Last
- 86
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The People
- 87
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The Stage
- 88
Funkadelic - Loose Booty
- 89
Funkadelic - Lunchmeatophobia (Think... It Ain't Illegal Yet!)
- 90
Funkadelic - No Head No Backstage Pass
- 91
Funkadelic - Open Our Eyes
- 92
Funkadelic - P.E. Squad/DooDoo Chasers
- 93
Funkadelic - Phunklords
- 94
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad The Doo
- 95
Funkadelic - Pussy
- 96
Funkadelic - Qualify & Satisfy
- 97
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mamma
- 98
Funkadelic - Shockwaves
- 99
Funkadelic - Some More
- 100
Funkadelic - Soul Mate
- 101
Funkadelic - Stuffs And Things
- 102
Funkadelic - Sunshine Of Your Love
- 103
Funkadelic - Take Your Dead Ass Home
- 104
Funkadelic - The Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 105
Funkadelic - The Witch
- 106
Funkadelic - Trash-A-Go-Go
- 107
Funkadelic - Uncle Jam
- 108
Funkadelic - Undisco Kidd
- 109
Funkadelic - Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Rock
- 110
Funkadelic - You Can't Miss What You Can't Measure
- 111
Funkadelic - You Hit The Nail On The Head
- 112
Funkadelic - You Scared The Lovin' Outta Me
Take Your Dead Ass Home
Funkadelic
(what about the woodpecker thing?)
Yeah, they call me the kid
Sexy man
But I know nothing about the great big H
I'd watch that football game while the hornies occupied my day
I never peeped to where she was coming from
When she'd say, "Though you're here, I'm all alone"
Then she made it perfectly clear
With some inspiring words in a song, dig:
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (now light my fire, baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (a-flick-a my Bic, even!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (I'd love to play in your tidy bowl)
Ha, ha whoo-eee!
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe
He was dreaming of Venus
And took out his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
OK bye!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii! (x2)
There once was some freaks from L.A. (who)
Who came to New York to play
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Put your foot on the rock
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii!
Well, flick-a my Bic, baby!
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Well, light my fire baby, flick-a my Bic
I'll come if you call
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe (say somethin' nasty!)
He was dreaming of Fifi
And took out his peepee
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ohh!
There once was some freaks from L.A. (and what'd they do?)
Who came to New York to play (yeah?)
They was busted by the pussy posse (pussy who?)
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
There once was some freaks from L.A.
Who came to New York to play (say somethin' nasty)
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Get off your ass and jam!
Oh they call me the kid
Let's get it on, y'all
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (come on baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x4)
It's only rock n' roll
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Now, what did you say?
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x6)
{spoken:}
(turn the drums up a little for me...yeah!)
(We're gonna do it one more time, and I want everybody)
(Y'all ready?)
(Are you ready? I'm ready?)
(Hit it!)
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x15)
(come here, ladies. Move in close!)