- 1
Funkadelic - Maggot Brain
- 2
Funkadelic - Good Thoughts Bad Thoughts
- 3
Funkadelic - (Not Just) Knee Deep
- 4
Funkadelic - Can You Get To That
- 5
Funkadelic - Biological Speculation
- 6
Funkadelic - I'll Stay
- 7
Funkadelic - Into You
- 8
Funkadelic - Cosmic Slop
- 9
Funkadelic - Mommy, What's A Funkadelic?
- 10
Funkadelic - One Nation Under A Groove!
- 11
Funkadelic - Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On
- 12
Funkadelic - Tales Of Kidd Funkadelic
- 13
Funkadelic - The Witch
- 14
Funkadelic - What Is Soul
- 15
Funkadelic - You And Your Folks Me And My Folks
- 16
Funkadelic - Baby I Owe You Something Good
- 17
Funkadelic - Better By The Pound
- 18
Funkadelic - Freak Of The Week
- 19
Funkadelic - Free Your Mind (And Your Ass Will Follow)
- 20
Funkadelic - Get Off Your Ass And Jam
- 21
Funkadelic - Hit It And Quit It
- 22
Funkadelic - I Bet You
- 23
Funkadelic - March To The Witch's Castle
- 24
Funkadelic - Open Our Eyes
- 25
Funkadelic - Qualify And Satisfy
- 26
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mama
- 27
Funkadelic - Shockwaves
- 28
Funkadelic - Super Stupid
- 29
Funkadelic - Wake Up
- 30
Funkadelic - Who's A Funkadelic
- 31
Funkadelic - You Can't Miss What You Can't Measure
- 32
Funkadelic - You'll Like It Too
- 33
Funkadelic - Adolescent Funk
- 34
Funkadelic - Alice In My Fantasies
- 35
Funkadelic - America Eats Its Young
- 36
Funkadelic - Atmosphere
- 37
Funkadelic - Atomic Dog
- 38
Funkadelic - Back In Our Minds
- 39
Funkadelic - Balance
- 40
Funkadelic - Be My Beach
- 41
Funkadelic - Butt-to-butt Recuscitation
- 42
Funkadelic - Call The Doctor
- 43
Funkadelic - Can't Shake It Loose
- 44
Funkadelic - Can't Stand The Strain
- 45
Funkadelic - Cholly (Funk Gettin' Ready To Roll)
- 46
Funkadelic - Come Back
- 47
Funkadelic - Comin' Round The Mountain
- 48
Funkadelic - Connections And Disconnections
- 49
Funkadelic - Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 50
Funkadelic - Electro Cuties
- 51
Funkadelic - Eulogy And Light
- 52
Funkadelic - Everybody Is Going To Make It This Time
- 53
Funkadelic - Everybody's Going To Make It This Time
- 54
Funkadelic - Foot Soldiers (star-spangled Funky)
- 55
Funkadelic - Friday Night August 14th
- 56
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (killer Millimeter Longer Version)
- 57
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (part 1)
- 58
Funkadelic - Funky Dollar Bill
- 59
Funkadelic - Good Old Music
- 60
Funkadelic - Good To Your Earhole
- 61
Funkadelic - Groovallegiance
- 62
Funkadelic - Holly Wants To Go To California
- 63
Funkadelic - How do Yeaw View You
- 64
Funkadelic - I Call My Baby Pussycat
- 65
Funkadelic - I Got A Thing You Got A Thing Everybody's Got A Thing
- 66
Funkadelic - I Miss My Baby
- 67
Funkadelic - I Wanna Know If It's Good To You
- 68
Funkadelic - I'm Never Gonna Tell It
- 69
Funkadelic - Icka Prick
- 70
Funkadelic - If You Don't Like The Effects Don't Produce The Cause
- 71
Funkadelic - If You Got Funk You Got Style
- 72
Funkadelic - Jimmy's Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him
- 73
Funkadelic - Knee Deep (Not Just)
- 74
Funkadelic - Let's Make It Last
- 75
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The People
- 76
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The Stage
- 77
Funkadelic - Loose Booty
- 78
Funkadelic - Lunchmeatophobia (Think... It Ain't Illegal Yet!)
- 79
Funkadelic - Miss Lucifer's Love
- 80
Funkadelic - Music For My Mother
- 81
Funkadelic - Nappy Dugout
- 82
Funkadelic - No Compute
- 83
Funkadelic - No Head No Backstage Pass
- 84
Funkadelic - Oh, I
- 85
Funkadelic - P.E. Squad/DooDoo Chasers
- 86
Funkadelic - Philmore
- 87
Funkadelic - Phunklords
- 88
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (The Doo Doo Chasers)
- 89
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad The Doo
- 90
Funkadelic - Pussy
- 91
Funkadelic - Qualify & Satisfy
- 92
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mamma
- 93
Funkadelic - Sexy Ways
- 94
Funkadelic - Smokey
- 95
Funkadelic - Some More
- 96
Funkadelic - Soul Mate
- 97
Funkadelic - Stuffs And Things
- 98
Funkadelic - Sunshine Of Your Love
- 99
Funkadelic - Take Your Dead Ass Home
- 100
Funkadelic - That Was My Girl
- 101
Funkadelic - The Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 102
Funkadelic - The Song Is Familiar
- 103
Funkadelic - This Broken Heart
- 104
Funkadelic - Trash-A-Go-Go
- 105
Funkadelic - Uncle Jam
- 106
Funkadelic - Undisco Kidd
- 107
Funkadelic - Wars Of Armageddon
- 108
Funkadelic - We Hurt Too
- 109
Funkadelic - We Want The Funk
- 110
Funkadelic - Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Rock
- 111
Funkadelic - You Hit The Nail On The Head
- 112
Funkadelic - You Scared The Lovin' Outta Me
Take Your Dead Ass Home
Funkadelic
(what about the woodpecker thing?)
Yeah, they call me the kid
Sexy man
But I know nothing about the great big H
I'd watch that football game while the hornies occupied my day
I never peeped to where she was coming from
When she'd say, "Though you're here, I'm all alone"
Then she made it perfectly clear
With some inspiring words in a song, dig:
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (now light my fire, baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (a-flick-a my Bic, even!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (I'd love to play in your tidy bowl)
Ha, ha whoo-eee!
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe
He was dreaming of Venus
And took out his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
OK bye!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii! (x2)
There once was some freaks from L.A. (who)
Who came to New York to play
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Put your foot on the rock
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii!
Well, flick-a my Bic, baby!
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Well, light my fire baby, flick-a my Bic
I'll come if you call
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe (say somethin' nasty!)
He was dreaming of Fifi
And took out his peepee
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ohh!
There once was some freaks from L.A. (and what'd they do?)
Who came to New York to play (yeah?)
They was busted by the pussy posse (pussy who?)
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
There once was some freaks from L.A.
Who came to New York to play (say somethin' nasty)
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Get off your ass and jam!
Oh they call me the kid
Let's get it on, y'all
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (come on baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x4)
It's only rock n' roll
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Now, what did you say?
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x6)
{spoken:}
(turn the drums up a little for me...yeah!)
(We're gonna do it one more time, and I want everybody)
(Y'all ready?)
(Are you ready? I'm ready?)
(Hit it!)
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x15)
(come here, ladies. Move in close!)