- 1
Funkadelic - Maggot Brain
- 2
Funkadelic - Can You Get To That
- 3
Funkadelic - I'll Stay
- 4
Funkadelic - Super Stupid
- 5
Funkadelic - Good Thoughts Bad Thoughts
- 6
Funkadelic - Free Your Mind (And Your Ass Will Follow)
- 7
Funkadelic - (Not Just) Knee Deep
- 8
Funkadelic - Cosmic Slop
- 9
Funkadelic - Hit It And Quit It
- 10
Funkadelic - Into You
- 11
Funkadelic - Lunchmeatophobia (Think... It Ain't Illegal Yet!)
- 12
Funkadelic - The Song Is Familiar
- 13
Funkadelic - Call The Doctor
- 14
Funkadelic - Can't Stand The Strain
- 15
Funkadelic - I Got A Thing You Got A Thing Everybody's Got A Thing
- 16
Funkadelic - I Wanna Know If It's Good To You
- 17
Funkadelic - Let's Make It Last
- 18
Funkadelic - March To The Witch's Castle
- 19
Funkadelic - One Nation Under A Groove!
- 20
Funkadelic - Some More
- 21
Funkadelic - The Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 22
Funkadelic - The Witch
- 23
Funkadelic - Uncle Jam
- 24
Funkadelic - You And Your Folks Me And My Folks
- 25
Funkadelic - You'll Like It Too
- 26
Funkadelic - Adolescent Funk
- 27
Funkadelic - Alice In My Fantasies
- 28
Funkadelic - America Eats Its Young
- 29
Funkadelic - Atmosphere
- 30
Funkadelic - Atomic Dog
- 31
Funkadelic - Baby I Owe You Something Good
- 32
Funkadelic - Back In Our Minds
- 33
Funkadelic - Balance
- 34
Funkadelic - Be My Beach
- 35
Funkadelic - Better By The Pound
- 36
Funkadelic - Biological Speculation
- 37
Funkadelic - Butt-to-butt Recuscitation
- 38
Funkadelic - Can't Shake It Loose
- 39
Funkadelic - Cholly (Funk Gettin' Ready To Roll)
- 40
Funkadelic - Come Back
- 41
Funkadelic - Comin' Round The Mountain
- 42
Funkadelic - Connections And Disconnections
- 43
Funkadelic - Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 44
Funkadelic - Electro Cuties
- 45
Funkadelic - Eulogy And Light
- 46
Funkadelic - Everybody Is Going To Make It This Time
- 47
Funkadelic - Everybody's Going To Make It This Time
- 48
Funkadelic - Foot Soldiers (star-spangled Funky)
- 49
Funkadelic - Freak Of The Week
- 50
Funkadelic - Friday Night August 14th
- 51
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (killer Millimeter Longer Version)
- 52
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (part 1)
- 53
Funkadelic - Funky Dollar Bill
- 54
Funkadelic - Get Off Your Ass And Jam
- 55
Funkadelic - Good Old Music
- 56
Funkadelic - Good To Your Earhole
- 57
Funkadelic - Groovallegiance
- 58
Funkadelic - Holly Wants To Go To California
- 59
Funkadelic - How do Yeaw View You
- 60
Funkadelic - I Bet You
- 61
Funkadelic - I Call My Baby Pussycat
- 62
Funkadelic - I Miss My Baby
- 63
Funkadelic - I'm Never Gonna Tell It
- 64
Funkadelic - Icka Prick
- 65
Funkadelic - If You Don't Like The Effects Don't Produce The Cause
- 66
Funkadelic - If You Got Funk You Got Style
- 67
Funkadelic - Jimmy's Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him
- 68
Funkadelic - Knee Deep (Not Just)
- 69
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The People
- 70
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The Stage
- 71
Funkadelic - Loose Booty
- 72
Funkadelic - Miss Lucifer's Love
- 73
Funkadelic - Mommy, What's A Funkadelic?
- 74
Funkadelic - Music For My Mother
- 75
Funkadelic - Nappy Dugout
- 76
Funkadelic - No Compute
- 77
Funkadelic - No Head No Backstage Pass
- 78
Funkadelic - Oh, I
- 79
Funkadelic - Open Our Eyes
- 80
Funkadelic - P.E. Squad/DooDoo Chasers
- 81
Funkadelic - Philmore
- 82
Funkadelic - Phunklords
- 83
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (The Doo Doo Chasers)
- 84
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad The Doo
- 85
Funkadelic - Pussy
- 86
Funkadelic - Qualify & Satisfy
- 87
Funkadelic - Qualify And Satisfy
- 88
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mama
- 89
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mamma
- 90
Funkadelic - Sexy Ways
- 91
Funkadelic - Shockwaves
- 92
Funkadelic - Smokey
- 93
Funkadelic - Soul Mate
- 94
Funkadelic - Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On
- 95
Funkadelic - Stuffs And Things
- 96
Funkadelic - Sunshine Of Your Love
- 97
Funkadelic - Take Your Dead Ass Home
- 98
Funkadelic - Tales Of Kidd Funkadelic
- 99
Funkadelic - That Was My Girl
- 100
Funkadelic - This Broken Heart
- 101
Funkadelic - Trash-A-Go-Go
- 102
Funkadelic - Undisco Kidd
- 103
Funkadelic - Wake Up
- 104
Funkadelic - Wars Of Armageddon
- 105
Funkadelic - We Hurt Too
- 106
Funkadelic - We Want The Funk
- 107
Funkadelic - What Is Soul
- 108
Funkadelic - Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Rock
- 109
Funkadelic - Who's A Funkadelic
- 110
Funkadelic - You Can't Miss What You Can't Measure
- 111
Funkadelic - You Hit The Nail On The Head
- 112
Funkadelic - You Scared The Lovin' Outta Me
Take Your Dead Ass Home
Funkadelic
(what about the woodpecker thing?)
Yeah, they call me the kid
Sexy man
But I know nothing about the great big H
I'd watch that football game while the hornies occupied my day
I never peeped to where she was coming from
When she'd say, "Though you're here, I'm all alone"
Then she made it perfectly clear
With some inspiring words in a song, dig:
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (now light my fire, baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (a-flick-a my Bic, even!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (I'd love to play in your tidy bowl)
Ha, ha whoo-eee!
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe
He was dreaming of Venus
And took out his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
OK bye!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii! (x2)
There once was some freaks from L.A. (who)
Who came to New York to play
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Put your foot on the rock
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii!
Well, flick-a my Bic, baby!
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Well, light my fire baby, flick-a my Bic
I'll come if you call
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe (say somethin' nasty!)
He was dreaming of Fifi
And took out his peepee
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ohh!
There once was some freaks from L.A. (and what'd they do?)
Who came to New York to play (yeah?)
They was busted by the pussy posse (pussy who?)
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
There once was some freaks from L.A.
Who came to New York to play (say somethin' nasty)
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Get off your ass and jam!
Oh they call me the kid
Let's get it on, y'all
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (come on baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x4)
It's only rock n' roll
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Now, what did you say?
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x6)
{spoken:}
(turn the drums up a little for me...yeah!)
(We're gonna do it one more time, and I want everybody)
(Y'all ready?)
(Are you ready? I'm ready?)
(Hit it!)
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x15)
(come here, ladies. Move in close!)