- 1
Funkadelic - Maggot Brain
- 2
Funkadelic - Can You Get To That
- 3
Funkadelic - Cosmic Slop
- 4
Funkadelic - (Not Just) Knee Deep
- 5
Funkadelic - Super Stupid
- 6
Funkadelic - Biological Speculation
- 7
Funkadelic - Free Your Mind (And Your Ass Will Follow)
- 8
Funkadelic - Good Thoughts Bad Thoughts
- 9
Funkadelic - I'll Stay
- 10
Funkadelic - Mommy, What's A Funkadelic?
- 11
Funkadelic - Shockwaves
- 12
Funkadelic - You And Your Folks Me And My Folks
- 13
Funkadelic - Back In Our Minds
- 14
Funkadelic - Connections And Disconnections
- 15
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (killer Millimeter Longer Version)
- 16
Funkadelic - Get Off Your Ass And Jam
- 17
Funkadelic - Groovallegiance
- 18
Funkadelic - Hit It And Quit It
- 19
Funkadelic - If You Don't Like The Effects Don't Produce The Cause
- 20
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The Stage
- 21
Funkadelic - Baby I Owe You Something Good
- 22
Funkadelic - Balance
- 23
Funkadelic - Better By The Pound
- 24
Funkadelic - Can't Stand The Strain
- 25
Funkadelic - Everybody Is Going To Make It This Time
- 26
Funkadelic - Foot Soldiers (star-spangled Funky)
- 27
Funkadelic - Funk Gets Stronger (part 1)
- 28
Funkadelic - Funky Dollar Bill
- 29
Funkadelic - Good Old Music
- 30
Funkadelic - I Wanna Know If It's Good To You
- 31
Funkadelic - Jimmy's Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him
- 32
Funkadelic - Knee Deep (Not Just)
- 33
Funkadelic - Lunchmeatophobia (Think... It Ain't Illegal Yet!)
- 34
Funkadelic - Nappy Dugout
- 35
Funkadelic - No Head No Backstage Pass
- 36
Funkadelic - Oh, I
- 37
Funkadelic - One Nation Under A Groove!
- 38
Funkadelic - Open Our Eyes
- 39
Funkadelic - P.E. Squad/DooDoo Chasers
- 40
Funkadelic - Qualify & Satisfy
- 41
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mama
- 42
Funkadelic - Red Hot Mamma
- 43
Funkadelic - Some More
- 44
Funkadelic - Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On
- 45
Funkadelic - Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Rock
- 46
Funkadelic - Who's A Funkadelic
- 47
Funkadelic - You Hit The Nail On The Head
- 48
Funkadelic - Adolescent Funk
- 49
Funkadelic - Alice In My Fantasies
- 50
Funkadelic - America Eats Its Young
- 51
Funkadelic - Atmosphere
- 52
Funkadelic - Atomic Dog
- 53
Funkadelic - Be My Beach
- 54
Funkadelic - Butt-to-butt Recuscitation
- 55
Funkadelic - Call The Doctor
- 56
Funkadelic - Can't Shake It Loose
- 57
Funkadelic - Cholly (Funk Gettin' Ready To Roll)
- 58
Funkadelic - Come Back
- 59
Funkadelic - Comin' Round The Mountain
- 60
Funkadelic - Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 61
Funkadelic - Electro Cuties
- 62
Funkadelic - Eulogy And Light
- 63
Funkadelic - Everybody's Going To Make It This Time
- 64
Funkadelic - Freak Of The Week
- 65
Funkadelic - Friday Night August 14th
- 66
Funkadelic - Good To Your Earhole
- 67
Funkadelic - Holly Wants To Go To California
- 68
Funkadelic - How do Yeaw View You
- 69
Funkadelic - I Bet You
- 70
Funkadelic - I Call My Baby Pussycat
- 71
Funkadelic - I Got A Thing You Got A Thing Everybody's Got A Thing
- 72
Funkadelic - I Miss My Baby
- 73
Funkadelic - I'm Never Gonna Tell It
- 74
Funkadelic - Icka Prick
- 75
Funkadelic - If You Got Funk You Got Style
- 76
Funkadelic - Into You
- 77
Funkadelic - Let's Make It Last
- 78
Funkadelic - Let's Take It To The People
- 79
Funkadelic - Loose Booty
- 80
Funkadelic - March To The Witch's Castle
- 81
Funkadelic - Miss Lucifer's Love
- 82
Funkadelic - Music For My Mother
- 83
Funkadelic - No Compute
- 84
Funkadelic - Philmore
- 85
Funkadelic - Phunklords
- 86
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (The Doo Doo Chasers)
- 87
Funkadelic - Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad The Doo
- 88
Funkadelic - Pussy
- 89
Funkadelic - Qualify And Satisfy
- 90
Funkadelic - Sexy Ways
- 91
Funkadelic - Smokey
- 92
Funkadelic - Soul Mate
- 93
Funkadelic - Stuffs And Things
- 94
Funkadelic - Sunshine Of Your Love
- 95
Funkadelic - Take Your Dead Ass Home
- 96
Funkadelic - Tales Of Kidd Funkadelic
- 97
Funkadelic - That Was My Girl
- 98
Funkadelic - The Electric Spanking Of War Babies
- 99
Funkadelic - The Song Is Familiar
- 100
Funkadelic - The Witch
- 101
Funkadelic - This Broken Heart
- 102
Funkadelic - Trash-A-Go-Go
- 103
Funkadelic - Uncle Jam
- 104
Funkadelic - Undisco Kidd
- 105
Funkadelic - Wake Up
- 106
Funkadelic - Wars Of Armageddon
- 107
Funkadelic - We Hurt Too
- 108
Funkadelic - We Want The Funk
- 109
Funkadelic - What Is Soul
- 110
Funkadelic - You Can't Miss What You Can't Measure
- 111
Funkadelic - You Scared The Lovin' Outta Me
- 112
Funkadelic - You'll Like It Too
Take Your Dead Ass Home
Funkadelic
(what about the woodpecker thing?)
Yeah, they call me the kid
Sexy man
But I know nothing about the great big H
I'd watch that football game while the hornies occupied my day
I never peeped to where she was coming from
When she'd say, "Though you're here, I'm all alone"
Then she made it perfectly clear
With some inspiring words in a song, dig:
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (now light my fire, baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (a-flick-a my Bic, even!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (I'd love to play in your tidy bowl)
Ha, ha whoo-eee!
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe
He was dreaming of Venus
And took out his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
OK bye!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii! (x2)
There once was some freaks from L.A. (who)
Who came to New York to play
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Put your foot on the rock
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii!
Well, flick-a my Bic, baby!
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Well, light my fire baby, flick-a my Bic
I'll come if you call
There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe (say somethin' nasty!)
He was dreaming of Fifi
And took out his peepee
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ohh!
There once was some freaks from L.A. (and what'd they do?)
Who came to New York to play (yeah?)
They was busted by the pussy posse (pussy who?)
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
There once was some freaks from L.A.
Who came to New York to play (say somethin' nasty)
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Get off your ass and jam!
Oh they call me the kid
Let's get it on, y'all
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (come on baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x4)
It's only rock n' roll
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Now, what did you say?
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x6)
{spoken:}
(turn the drums up a little for me...yeah!)
(We're gonna do it one more time, and I want everybody)
(Y'all ready?)
(Are you ready? I'm ready?)
(Hit it!)
{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x15)
(come here, ladies. Move in close!)