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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Soy Bomb
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - 43 Reasons
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - A Bullet in My Brain
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Acceptable
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - After the thunderstorm
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - All of the Cool Girls
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Another Person You Had Sex With
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Any Day Now
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Beautiful
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Burn
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Chair
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Cocoon
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Count The Ways
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Country Mo-fo
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Don't Look Right
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Don't Want To
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Election Day
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Entangled
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Everybody Knows
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Ex-Girlfriend
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Fine
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Flyer
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Fool No More
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Guitar
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Hale-Boop
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Hate To Love
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Head Like a Hole
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Heisenberg
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Hey
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Hey Liz
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - High school crush
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Hit on you
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I Can Love You From Here
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I don't say anything
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I Don't Want to Hear About Your Crappy Boyfriend
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I Get By
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I Push Her Buttons
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I Will Deny
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I Wish I Was Dead
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I Won't Find My Wife in This Bar
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I'm A Guy
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I'm So Embarrassed
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I'm Still Around
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - In the Fridge
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Just Like That
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Leopold
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Let It Go
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Long Distance Relationship
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Lottery
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Love Defined
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Lunch
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Make Myself Not Care
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Make You Laugh
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Martin Got a Haircut
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Meaningless Sex
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - My Dinner with Laurie
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Not Myself Today
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Nothing New To Say
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Organism
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Over You
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Playing It Over
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Pollard Saves the Day
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Purple Yesterday
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Recycle Me
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Red Integra
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Saag Paneer
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Scapegoat
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - She Likes You
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - She's a terrible artist
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - She's Gone
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Shrimp in Limbo
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Shut Up
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Someone Who Looks Like You
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Sympathy
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Tapeworm Of Love
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Tatooine
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Thank You for the Letter
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - That's Okay
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - The Benefits of Langauge
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Think I Don't Know
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Think of Me
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - This Is The Coda
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Triple Point
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Unprepared
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Vegetable
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Wake Up
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - We're Both Gonna Die
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Weight in Gold
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Whatever You Know You Know You Don't
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - When You Come Back
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Who I Am To You
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Without You
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Wonderful Time
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Words
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Worry About It
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - You Broke My Brain
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - You Don't Love Me Yet
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Your Shampoo
My Dinner with Laurie
Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives
noticed a woman holding an eggplant and a zucchini, saying "Eggplant,
or zucchini? Eggplant, or zucchini?" It was Laurie Anderson. I
should have known, I guess; she was wearing a name tag.
I said "Zucchini!" and she smiled at me kindly, as if I didn't quite
get the joke. And she said "So, do you want to come over for dinner
tonight?" And I said "Sure, I love zucchini!" And she replaced the
vegetables and she said, "Oh, that, I was just practicing."
And she said ooh, it isn't very hard
The cellar's in the attic and the attic's in the yard
And she said ooh, try it now and see
The ocean's in the kitchen and the kitchen's on TV
And I said "Come on Laurie, cut the performance art shit. Can't we
have a normal conversation?" And she said "This isn't a normal
conversation. This is your song." And I said "Whoa."
She lived on the fifteenth floor. She said "I move up one floor every
year. It helps to cure my fear of heights." And I said "Oh yeah?
Well, what are you going to do when you reach the top floor of the
building?" And she said "Look, do you want dinner, or not?"
And she said ooh, it isn't very hard
The cellar's in the attic and the attic's in the yard
And she said ooh, try it now and see
The ocean's in the kitchen and the kitchen's on TV
And I said "Take me to the bridge, Laurie. Take me. Take me to the
bridge."
After the bridge incident, we had dinner, and it was delicious. I
told her that it was like being inside a beautiful seashell with the
mind of the cook. And she said "Great. Did you like it?" And I said
"Like it? The earth moved!" And she said "Of course the earth moved.
The earth always moves. If it ever stopped moving, we'd all be flung
off into space." And I said "Oh no, Laurie. You wouldn't be flung
off into space. I'd hold you. I'd hold you tight. I'd hold you.
I'd hold you tight."
And I said ooh, it isn't very hard
The cellar's in the attic and the attic's in the yard
And I said ooh, try it now and see
The ocean's in the kitchen and the kitchen's on TV
And she said ooh, it isn't very hard
The cellar's in the attic and the attic's in the yard
And we said ooh, try it now and see
The ocean's in the kitchen and the kitchen's on TV
And I said
Cool