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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Soy Bomb
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - 43 Reasons
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - A Bullet in My Brain
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Acceptable
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - After the thunderstorm
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - All of the Cool Girls
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Another Person You Had Sex With
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Any Day Now
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Beautiful
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Burn
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Chair
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Cocoon
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Count The Ways
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Country Mo-fo
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Don't Look Right
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Don't Want To
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Election Day
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Entangled
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Everybody Knows
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Ex-Girlfriend
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Fine
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Flyer
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Fool No More
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Guitar
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Hale-Boop
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Hate To Love
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Head Like a Hole
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Heisenberg
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Hey
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Hey Liz
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - High school crush
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Hit on you
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I Can Love You From Here
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I don't say anything
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I Don't Want to Hear About Your Crappy Boyfriend
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I Get By
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I Push Her Buttons
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I Will Deny
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I Wish I Was Dead
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I Won't Find My Wife in This Bar
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I'm A Guy
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I'm So Embarrassed
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - I'm Still Around
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - In the Fridge
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Just Like That
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Leopold
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Let It Go
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Long Distance Relationship
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Lottery
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Love Defined
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Lunch
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Make Myself Not Care
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Make You Laugh
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Martin Got a Haircut
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Meaningless Sex
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - My Dinner with Laurie
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Not Myself Today
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Nothing New To Say
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Organism
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Over You
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Playing It Over
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Pollard Saves the Day
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Purple Yesterday
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Recycle Me
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Red Integra
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Saag Paneer
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Scapegoat
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - She Likes You
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - She's a terrible artist
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - She's Gone
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Shrimp in Limbo
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Shut Up
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Someone Who Looks Like You
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Sympathy
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Tapeworm Of Love
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Tatooine
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Thank You for the Letter
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - That's Okay
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - The Benefits of Langauge
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Think I Don't Know
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Think of Me
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - This Is The Coda
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Triple Point
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Unprepared
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Vegetable
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Wake Up
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - We're Both Gonna Die
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Weight in Gold
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Whatever You Know You Know You Don't
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - When You Come Back
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Who I Am To You
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Without You
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Wonderful Time
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Words
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Worry About It
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - You Broke My Brain
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - You Don't Love Me Yet
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Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Your Shampoo
Your Shampoo
Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives
From the top of your head to your new cowboy boots
And your clothes are in season but that's not the reason
that I'm in love with you
Yeah I know that you look pretty swell
But when I met you it was love at first smell
I'm in love with your hair and with your shampoo
You know my favorite hour's when you step out of the shower
And I can barely see you through the steam
When you lather rinse repeat it makes me feel my life's complete
And I faint when you apply your facial cream
I know that you're pretty smart
But that's not the reason that you stole my heart
I just took a sniff and after one whiff
there was nothing more that I could do
And I'm fond of the perfume you wear
But I'm more interested in the smell of your hair
You know that the reason I love you is your shampoo
When I meet a girl who's a hairdresser I'll do my best to impress her
But it kind of turns me off she charges fees
When I meet a girl with good conditioner you know I'll proposition her
As long as she's got hair down to her knees
Now I hear that you're cutting me loose
And you say it's because I don't use enough mousse
Well you weren't my kind so I don't really mind
but there's one thing I want you to do
When you leave for another guy
Won't you give me something to remember you by
Go on and leave me, leave me alone
Don't write any letters or call on the phone
As long as you leave me a bottle of your shampoo
To remind me of you