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Ian Dury - Wake Up And Make Love With Me
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Ian Dury - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
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Ian Dury - (You're My) Inspiration
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Ian Dury - All Those Who Say OK
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Ian Dury - Apples
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Ian Dury - Back To Blighty
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Ian Dury - Ballard Of The Sulphate Strangler
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Ian Dury - Ban The Bomb
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Ian Dury - Bed o' Roses No. 9
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Ian Dury - Bill Haley's Last Words
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Ian Dury - Billericay Dickie
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Ian Dury - Billy Bentley (Promenades Himself In London)
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Ian Dury - Bit Of Kit
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Ian Dury - Blackmail Man
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Ian Dury - Blockheads
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Ian Dury - Body Song
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Ian Dury - Broken Skin
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Ian Dury - Bus Driver's Prayer
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Ian Dury - Byline Browne
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Ian Dury - Cacka Boom
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Ian Dury - Clevor Trever
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Ian Dury - Cowboys
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Ian Dury - Crippled With Nerves
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Ian Dury - D'Orine The Cow
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Ian Dury - Dance Little Rude Boy
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Ian Dury - Dance Of The Crackpots
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Ian Dury - Dance Of The Screamers
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Ian Dury - Delusions Of Grandeur
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Ian Dury - Don't Ask Me
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Ian Dury - England's Glory
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Ian Dury - Father
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Ian Dury - Fly In The Ointment
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Ian Dury - Friends
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Ian Dury - Funky Disco (Pops)
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Ian Dury - Game On
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Ian Dury - Geraldine
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Ian Dury - Girls (Watching)
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Ian Dury - Happy Hippy
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Ian Dury - Have A Word
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Ian Dury - Heavy Living
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Ian Dury - Hey, Hey, Take Me Away
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Ian Dury - Honeysuckle Highway
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Ian Dury - Huffety Puff
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Ian Dury - I Believe
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Ian Dury - I Could Lie
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Ian Dury - I'm Partial To Your Abracadabra
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Ian Dury - If I Was With A Woman
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Ian Dury - Inbetweenies
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Ian Dury - It Ain't Cool
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Ian Dury - Itinerant Child
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Ian Dury - London Talking
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Ian Dury - Lonely (Town)
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Ian Dury - Looking For Harry
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Ian Dury - Love Is All
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Ian Dury - Lullaby For Franc(i/e)s
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Ian Dury - Mash It Up Harry
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Ian Dury - Mischief
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Ian Dury - My Old Man
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Ian Dury - No Such Thing As Love
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Ian Dury - O.K Roland
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Ian Dury - O'Donegal
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Ian Dury - Oh Mr. Peanut
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Ian Dury - One Love
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Ian Dury - Over The Points
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Ian Dury - Pardon
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Ian Dury - Patience (So What?)
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Ian Dury - PC Honey
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Ian Dury - Percy The Poet
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Ian Dury - Peter The Painter
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Ian Dury - Poo-Poo In The Prawn
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Ian Dury - Poor Joey
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Ian Dury - Quick Quick Slow
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Ian Dury - Quiet
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Ian Dury - Really Glad You Came
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Ian Dury - Reasons To Be Cheerful (Part 3)
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Ian Dury - Red (Letter)
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Ian Dury - Riding The Outskirts Of Fantasy
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Ian Dury - Rough Kids
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Ian Dury - Sink My Boats
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Ian Dury - Spasticus Autisticus
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Ian Dury - Sueperman's Big Sister
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Ian Dury - Sweet Gene Vincent
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Ian Dury - Take Me To The Cleaners
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Ian Dury - Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup, Your Sitting On The Chicken
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Ian Dury - Tell Your Daddy
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Ian Dury - Thank You Mum
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Ian Dury - That Enough Of That
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Ian Dury - The Badger And The Rabbit
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Ian Dury - The Call-Up
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Ian Dury - The Man With No Face
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Ian Dury - The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock
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Ian Dury - The Passing Show
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Ian Dury - The Right People
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Ian Dury - The Roadette Song
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Ian Dury - This Is What We Find
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Ian Dury - Trust (Is A Must)
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Ian Dury - Twenty Tiny Fingers
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Ian Dury - Two Old Dogs Without A Name
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Ian Dury - Uncoolohol
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Ian Dury - Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy
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Ian Dury - Upminster Kid
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Ian Dury - Very Personal
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Ian Dury - Wait (For Me)
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Ian Dury - Waiting For Your Taxi
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Ian Dury - What A Waste
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Ian Dury - Who's to Know?
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Ian Dury - Yes & No (Paula)
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Ian Dury - You're My Baby
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Ian Dury - You're The Why
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Ian Dury - Your Horoscope
Bill Haley's Last Words
Ian Dury
Alright! I'm calling you from Harlingen, Texas
I'm telling you, friend, that I've got a son named Scott Haley
Alright? You know all that jive, don't you, Jack?
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
We're gonna bop, gonna rock, around the clock tonight
I'm gonna have Captain Buddy Larrymore, the Chief of Police call you
'Cos now I've got your number
But you don't wanna listen, do you?
If a bobby needs a buddy, fucking from the right
If a body needs a buddy, make me sing it
I've got a lawyer in Philadelphia
I've got several lawyers in Philadelphia
I've got one of the things on Valley Brook
You tell me about the six foot seven guy that runs my publishing company
Thirteen women only one man around
There were thirteen women, only one running around
You tell me I didn't have the biggest Mexican record in Mexico?
Now, you see I collect loyalty from Mexico too, friend
'Cos I sing in the two languages
Everybody razzle-dazzle
Everybody razzle-dazzle
Everybody razzle-dazzle
The whole night through
I'm gonna have Captain Buddy Larrymore to call you
And if you want his phone number I'm gonna give it to you
You call him and tell him what you just heard
And he's gonna ask you how you got his phone number
And you're gonna be in jail
Hot-dog, maya maya
Hot-dog, maya maya
Hot-dog, maya maya
Hot-dog, all the time
Now, you'll keep your mouth shut, won't you?
'Cos I'm gonna give you a number in Miami Beach
And he'll shut your mouth
I seem to carry a little more weight tonight than I did, don't I?
He man, ho, the mambo rock
He man, ho, the mambo rock
He man, ho, the mambo rock
Everybody doing the mambo rock
Now, you hang on and wait just a second on this toll free line
Goodbye, don't ever call me, you don't have my number
I didn't give you any numbers
You cannot let Bill Hayley say anything and keep his mouth shut
Now, can I talk?
And when I'm finished talking then you can open your mouth
I do remember Philadelphia
Where's Buddy Larrymore? He's in Sicily
So if you see Lenny, tell him I wish you a Merry Christmas
See you later, Alligator
In a mambo bar
See you later, Alligator
In a mambo bar