- 1
Ian Dury - Wake Up And Make Love With Me
- 2
Ian Dury - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
- 3
Ian Dury - (You're My) Inspiration
- 4
Ian Dury - All Those Who Say OK
- 5
Ian Dury - Apples
- 6
Ian Dury - Back To Blighty
- 7
Ian Dury - Ballard Of The Sulphate Strangler
- 8
Ian Dury - Ban The Bomb
- 9
Ian Dury - Bed o' Roses No. 9
- 10
Ian Dury - Bill Haley's Last Words
- 11
Ian Dury - Billericay Dickie
- 12
Ian Dury - Billy Bentley (Promenades Himself In London)
- 13
Ian Dury - Bit Of Kit
- 14
Ian Dury - Blackmail Man
- 15
Ian Dury - Blockheads
- 16
Ian Dury - Body Song
- 17
Ian Dury - Broken Skin
- 18
Ian Dury - Bus Driver's Prayer
- 19
Ian Dury - Byline Browne
- 20
Ian Dury - Cacka Boom
- 21
Ian Dury - Clevor Trever
- 22
Ian Dury - Cowboys
- 23
Ian Dury - Crippled With Nerves
- 24
Ian Dury - D'Orine The Cow
- 25
Ian Dury - Dance Little Rude Boy
- 26
Ian Dury - Dance Of The Crackpots
- 27
Ian Dury - Dance Of The Screamers
- 28
Ian Dury - Delusions Of Grandeur
- 29
Ian Dury - Don't Ask Me
- 30
Ian Dury - England's Glory
- 31
Ian Dury - Father
- 32
Ian Dury - Fly In The Ointment
- 33
Ian Dury - Friends
- 34
Ian Dury - Funky Disco (Pops)
- 35
Ian Dury - Game On
- 36
Ian Dury - Geraldine
- 37
Ian Dury - Girls (Watching)
- 38
Ian Dury - Happy Hippy
- 39
Ian Dury - Have A Word
- 40
Ian Dury - Heavy Living
- 41
Ian Dury - Hey, Hey, Take Me Away
- 42
Ian Dury - Honeysuckle Highway
- 43
Ian Dury - Huffety Puff
- 44
Ian Dury - I Believe
- 45
Ian Dury - I Could Lie
- 46
Ian Dury - I'm Partial To Your Abracadabra
- 47
Ian Dury - If I Was With A Woman
- 48
Ian Dury - Inbetweenies
- 49
Ian Dury - It Ain't Cool
- 50
Ian Dury - Itinerant Child
- 51
Ian Dury - London Talking
- 52
Ian Dury - Lonely (Town)
- 53
Ian Dury - Looking For Harry
- 54
Ian Dury - Love Is All
- 55
Ian Dury - Lullaby For Franc(i/e)s
- 56
Ian Dury - Mash It Up Harry
- 57
Ian Dury - Mischief
- 58
Ian Dury - My Old Man
- 59
Ian Dury - No Such Thing As Love
- 60
Ian Dury - O.K Roland
- 61
Ian Dury - O'Donegal
- 62
Ian Dury - Oh Mr. Peanut
- 63
Ian Dury - One Love
- 64
Ian Dury - Over The Points
- 65
Ian Dury - Pardon
- 66
Ian Dury - Patience (So What?)
- 67
Ian Dury - PC Honey
- 68
Ian Dury - Percy The Poet
- 69
Ian Dury - Peter The Painter
- 70
Ian Dury - Poo-Poo In The Prawn
- 71
Ian Dury - Poor Joey
- 72
Ian Dury - Quick Quick Slow
- 73
Ian Dury - Quiet
- 74
Ian Dury - Really Glad You Came
- 75
Ian Dury - Reasons To Be Cheerful (Part 3)
- 76
Ian Dury - Red (Letter)
- 77
Ian Dury - Riding The Outskirts Of Fantasy
- 78
Ian Dury - Rough Kids
- 79
Ian Dury - Sink My Boats
- 80
Ian Dury - Spasticus Autisticus
- 81
Ian Dury - Sueperman's Big Sister
- 82
Ian Dury - Sweet Gene Vincent
- 83
Ian Dury - Take Me To The Cleaners
- 84
Ian Dury - Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup, Your Sitting On The Chicken
- 85
Ian Dury - Tell Your Daddy
- 86
Ian Dury - Thank You Mum
- 87
Ian Dury - That Enough Of That
- 88
Ian Dury - The Badger And The Rabbit
- 89
Ian Dury - The Call-Up
- 90
Ian Dury - The Man With No Face
- 91
Ian Dury - The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock
- 92
Ian Dury - The Passing Show
- 93
Ian Dury - The Right People
- 94
Ian Dury - The Roadette Song
- 95
Ian Dury - This Is What We Find
- 96
Ian Dury - Trust (Is A Must)
- 97
Ian Dury - Twenty Tiny Fingers
- 98
Ian Dury - Two Old Dogs Without A Name
- 99
Ian Dury - Uncoolohol
- 100
Ian Dury - Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy
- 101
Ian Dury - Upminster Kid
- 102
Ian Dury - Very Personal
- 103
Ian Dury - Wait (For Me)
- 104
Ian Dury - Waiting For Your Taxi
- 105
Ian Dury - What A Waste
- 106
Ian Dury - Who's to Know?
- 107
Ian Dury - Yes & No (Paula)
- 108
Ian Dury - You're My Baby
- 109
Ian Dury - You're The Why
- 110
Ian Dury - Your Horoscope
Cacka Boom
Ian Dury
Pull the plug out of your fan
If you're hot, now here's a scheme
Park your botty in the stream
If you're tired, check this plot
Seek a source that hits the spot
If you're snooty, here's a ploy
Stroll along the hoi polloi
(Cacka Boom)
You'll not have owt to show for it
If you don't go for it (Cacka Boom)
You'll have to come to terms with it,
Get on the firm with it (Cacka Boom)
If you don't get to grips with it,
You've had your chips with it (Cacka Boom)
You'll only come to rue it if you don't do it
If you're lost, well try this notion
Find yourself a magic potion (Cacka Boom)
If you're angry, check this wheeze
Count to ten and then say "cheese" (Cacka Boom)
If you're uptight here's the answer
Learn to be a belly dancer (Cacka Boom)
If you're cornered, suss a wangle
Try it from a different angle
(Cacka Boom)
Now you can put a name to it
You must lay claim to it (Cacka Boom)
You'll have time to regret it
If you don't go and get it (Cacka Boom)
You won't have much to talk about
If you don't go on walkabout (Cacka Boom)
Don't think you won't mind it
If you don't try and find it
No one said you must be good as gold
It's what you haven't done
That matters when you're old
No one said these things are pre-ordained
Nothing ventured...
If you're guilty, cop a stroke
You only did it for a joke
If you're dozy, here's a tactic
Tell 'em all they're too didactic
If you're fed up, here's a wrinkle
Let your pianoforte tinkle
If you're wobbling here's a trick
Happy go toilet, click, click, click
Now you can put a name to it
You must lay claim to it (Cacka Boom)
You'll have time to regret it
If you don't go and get it (Cacka Boom)
You won't have much to talk about
If you don't go on walkabout (Cacka Boom)
Don't think you won't mind it
If you don't try and find it (Cacka Boom)
(Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
(Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
(Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
(Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
(Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
(Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
(Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
(Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
(Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
(Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
(Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
Ow!