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    King Missile - Detachable Penis

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    King Missile - Sensitive Artist

  3. 3

    King Missile - (Why Are We) Trapped?

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    King Missile - And

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    King Missile - ANTIMATTER

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    King Missile - Anywhere

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    King Missile - BLOODLETTING

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    King Missile - Cheesecake Truck (spoken)

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    King Missile - CHICKENS

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    King Missile - Come Closer

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    King Missile - Damned If I Know

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    King Missile - DELORES

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    King Missile - DFB2BS

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    King Missile - DICK

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    King Missile - DINOSAURS

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    King Missile - Double Fucked by 2 Black Studs lyrics

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    King Missile - Ed

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    King Missile - Equivalencies

  19. 19

    King Missile - FAILURE

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    King Missile - Farm

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    King Missile - Fidh

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    King Missile - Fluting On The Hump

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    King Missile - Fourthly

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    King Missile - Frightened and Freezing (sung/spoken)

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    King Missile - Gary and Melissa (spoken)

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    King Missile - Get Into It (roll Around In It)

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    King Missile - Give Me a Dollar

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    King Missile - Glass

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    King Missile - Happy Hour

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    King Missile - Happy Note

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    King Missile - He Needed

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    King Missile - Heaven

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    King Missile - Heavy Holy Man

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    King Missile - Hemopheliac of Love

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    King Missile - Hey Jesus

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    King Missile - How to Remember Your Dreams

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    King Missile - I'm Sorry

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    King Missile - It's

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    King Missile - It's Saturday

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    King Missile - Jesus Was Way Cool

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    King Missile - JLH

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    King Missile - Let's Have Sex

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    King Missile - Lies

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    King Missile - LIFE

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    King Missile - Listen To Me

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    King Missile - LOU

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    King Missile - Love Is

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    King Missile - Love You More

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    King Missile - Margaret's Eyes

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    King Missile - Martin Scorsese

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    King Missile - Meditation Is Boring

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    King Missile - MONKS

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    King Missile - Mr Johnson

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    King Missile - MUFFY

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    King Missile - My Heart is a Flower

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    King Missile - No Point (sung)

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    King Missile - Now

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    King Missile - Open

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    King Missile - Pain Series 2: Hammer Thumb

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    King Missile - Pain Series 3: Paper Cut

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    King Missile - Pain Series 4: Cold Pool

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    King Missile - Pain Series 5: Stomach Cramps

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    King Missile - Pain Series 7: Stubbed Toe

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    King Missile - Part Two

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    King Missile - PHAEDREAUX

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    King Missile - PICKAXE

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    King Missile - Pigs Will Fly

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    King Missile - Psalm

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    King Missile - Rock n' Roll Will Never Die

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    King Missile - Royal Lunch

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    King Missile - Scotland

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    King Missile - Sex With You

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    King Missile - She Didn't Want

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    King Missile - She Had Nothing

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    King Missile - Sink

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    King Missile - So Happy

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    King Missile - Socks

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    King Missile - Still The One

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    King Missile - Stonehenge

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    King Missile - Take Me Home

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    King Missile - Take Stuff From Work

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    King Missile - That Old Dog

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    King Missile - The Blood Song

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    King Missile - The Box

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    King Missile - The Boy Who Ate Lasagne And Could Jump Over a Church

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    King Missile - The Bunny Song

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    King Missile - The Commercial

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    King Missile - The Evil Children

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    King Missile - The Fish That Played The Ponies

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    King Missile - The Hemophiliac Of Love

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    King Missile - The Indians

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    King Missile - The Leather Clown

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    King Missile - The Love Song

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    King Missile - The Neither World

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    King Missile - The Sandbox

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    King Missile - The Story of Willy

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    King Missile - The Way to Salvation

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    King Missile - These People

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    King Missile - Title Track

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    King Missile - To Walk Among The Pigs

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    King Missile - Tongue

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    King Missile - Vvv (vulvavoid)

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    King Missile - What If

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    King Missile - When She Closed Her Eyes

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    King Missile - Wind Up Toys

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    King Missile - World War Iii Is a Giant Ice Cream Cone

Detachable Penis

King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis wasmissing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy alot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get mein trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I goto a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of meremember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and Icouldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn'tseen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet coz for some reason, Ileave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it popsup to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but theywere no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't likebeing without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and Ireally hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a fewhours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I wasstarting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all thosepeople sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penislying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. Ihad to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17.I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again.Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like havinga detachable penis.

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