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King Missile - Detachable Penis
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King Missile - ANTIMATTER
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King Missile - Come Closer
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King Missile - Fidh
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King Missile - Fluting On The Hump
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King Missile - Jesus Was Way Cool
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King Missile - Let's Have Sex
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King Missile - Sink
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King Missile - The Bunny Song
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King Missile - What If
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King Missile - (Why Are We) Trapped?
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King Missile - And
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King Missile - Anywhere
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King Missile - BLOODLETTING
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King Missile - Cheesecake Truck (spoken)
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King Missile - CHICKENS
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King Missile - Damned If I Know
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King Missile - DELORES
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King Missile - DFB2BS
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King Missile - DICK
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King Missile - DINOSAURS
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King Missile - Double Fucked by 2 Black Studs lyrics
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King Missile - Ed
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King Missile - Equivalencies
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King Missile - FAILURE
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King Missile - Farm
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King Missile - Fourthly
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King Missile - Frightened and Freezing (sung/spoken)
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King Missile - Gary and Melissa (spoken)
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King Missile - Get Into It (roll Around In It)
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King Missile - Give Me a Dollar
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King Missile - Glass
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King Missile - Happy Hour
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King Missile - Happy Note
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King Missile - He Needed
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King Missile - Heaven
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King Missile - Heavy Holy Man
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King Missile - Hemopheliac of Love
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King Missile - Hey Jesus
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King Missile - How to Remember Your Dreams
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King Missile - I'm Sorry
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King Missile - It's
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King Missile - It's Saturday
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King Missile - JLH
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King Missile - Lies
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King Missile - LIFE
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King Missile - Listen To Me
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King Missile - LOU
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King Missile - Love Is
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King Missile - Love You More
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King Missile - Margaret's Eyes
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King Missile - Martin Scorsese
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King Missile - Meditation Is Boring
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King Missile - MONKS
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King Missile - Mr Johnson
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King Missile - MUFFY
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King Missile - My Heart is a Flower
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King Missile - No Point (sung)
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King Missile - Now
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King Missile - Open
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King Missile - Pain Series 2: Hammer Thumb
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King Missile - Pain Series 3: Paper Cut
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King Missile - Pain Series 4: Cold Pool
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King Missile - Pain Series 5: Stomach Cramps
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King Missile - Pain Series 7: Stubbed Toe
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King Missile - Part Two
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King Missile - PHAEDREAUX
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King Missile - PICKAXE
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King Missile - Pigs Will Fly
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King Missile - Psalm
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King Missile - Rock n' Roll Will Never Die
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King Missile - Royal Lunch
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King Missile - Scotland
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King Missile - Sensitive Artist
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King Missile - Sex With You
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King Missile - She Didn't Want
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King Missile - She Had Nothing
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King Missile - So Happy
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King Missile - Socks
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King Missile - Still The One
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King Missile - Stonehenge
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King Missile - Take Me Home
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King Missile - Take Stuff From Work
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King Missile - That Old Dog
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King Missile - The Blood Song
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King Missile - The Box
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King Missile - The Boy Who Ate Lasagne And Could Jump Over a Church
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King Missile - The Commercial
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King Missile - The Evil Children
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King Missile - The Fish That Played The Ponies
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King Missile - The Hemophiliac Of Love
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King Missile - The Indians
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King Missile - The Leather Clown
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King Missile - The Love Song
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King Missile - The Neither World
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King Missile - The Sandbox
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King Missile - The Story of Willy
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King Missile - The Way to Salvation
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King Missile - These People
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King Missile - Title Track
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King Missile - To Walk Among The Pigs
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King Missile - Tongue
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King Missile - Vvv (vulvavoid)
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King Missile - When She Closed Her Eyes
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King Missile - Wind Up Toys
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King Missile - World War Iii Is a Giant Ice Cream Cone
FAILURE
King Missile
Give yourself over to the failure inside of you, and let it envelop your soul.
Failure is not out to get you. Failure wants to be your friend, the one you can count on when success, that is ever-elusive, eludes you.
Failure is not out to fuck you. Failure wants you to fuck it � to fuck it all.
Failure wants you to be proud of your lack of accomplishments.
Failure wants you to own your own incompetence.
Failure wants you to be confident in your inability to do anything.
Failure doesn't want you to try; failure wants you to fail.
Failure wants you to get over your fear of failure � and what better way to do that than to fail and fail again?
If at first you don't succeed, fail and fail again.
And fail again.
And fail again.
And walk tall. And stand up, and say, "I am a failure.
"I am a failure.
"I am a failure."
If it is difficult to do this � if it is difficult for you to think of yourself as a failure � if, for example, you have a good career, a nice place to live, a happy family, a lot of money, a sense of purpose, or belief that in the end, everything will all work out � remember all the things in your life you tried to do, but never, ever could.
Think of how when you were five, and you wanted to be an astronaut, and then the space program went into the toilet.
Think of how much you wanted to have sex with such-and-such a person, and you were rejected, or too shy to even try.
Think of how many times in your life things didn't go your way, and remember: external forces are never to blame. You are the center of your universe, the only force that can ever affect you. Therefore, anything that doesn't work out for you is all your fault.
You are responsible for all of your successes, and the lack thereof. And that is the essential point that failure, your ever-faithful friend, wants to make: that your failure could not exist without you � without your stupidity, without your lies, without your mistakes, your uselessness, your lack of faith, your ineptitude, your unjustifiable confidence in your alleged abilities, you stupid loser � failure is your only friend. Failure is your only lover. Failure is your only hope.
So befriend it. Make love to it. And believe in it with all your might. Because failure is all there is for you.
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