1. 1

    Macc Lads - All Day Drinkin

  2. 2

    Macc Lads - Alton Towers

  3. 3

    Macc Lads - Ben Nevis

  4. 4

    Macc Lads - Blackpool

  5. 5

    Macc Lads - Bloik

  6. 6

    Macc Lads - Boddies

  7. 7

    Macc Lads - Buenos Aries

  8. 8

    Macc Lads - Charlotte

  9. 9

    Macc Lads - Dan's Round Us 'andbag

  10. 10

    Macc Lads - Dan's Underpant

  11. 11

    Macc Lads - Dead Cat

  12. 12

    Macc Lads - Do You Love Me

  13. 13

    Macc Lads - Failure With Girls

  14. 14

    Macc Lads - Fluffy Pup

  15. 15

    Macc Lads - Geordie Girl

  16. 16

    Macc Lads - Get Weavin

  17. 17

    Macc Lads - God's Gift To Women

  18. 18

    Macc Lads - Gordon's Revenge

  19. 19

    Macc Lads - Lady Muck

  20. 20

    Macc Lads - Lucy Lastic

  21. 21

    Macc Lads - Miss Macclesfield

  22. 22

    Macc Lads - My Pub

  23. 23

    Macc Lads - Nagasaki Sauce

  24. 24

    Macc Lads - No Sheep 'til Buxton

  25. 25

    Macc Lads - Now He's A Poof

  26. 26

    Macc Lads - Saturday Night

  27. 27

    Macc Lads - Stoppy Back

  28. 28

    Macc Lads - Sweatty Betty

  29. 29

    Macc Lads - Tab After Tab

  30. 30

    Macc Lads - The Lads from Macc

  31. 31

    Macc Lads - The Macc Lads Party

  32. 32

    Macc Lads - Twenty Pints

  33. 33

    Macc Lads - Ugly Women

Failure With Girls

Macc Lads

I've got an ugly face,
With spots all over the place,
I haven't got any mates,
And me clothes have gone out of date.
I go to the pub on me own,
And I drink me orange alone,
I sit and stare at the crack,
But they just turn their backs.
I want to chat them up,
But I stare at me feet,
And then I go home and I beat me meat.
I'm dead shy about the size of me dick,
And chips and gravy make me sick.
I'm a failure with girls,
I don't know why,
He's a failure with girls,
He don't know why.
I'm a failure with girls,
They're so unkind,
He's a failure with girls,
They're so unkind.
I'm a failure with girls,
They make me cry,
He's a failure with girls,
They make him cry.
Only wish I could say that I don't mind.
A Macc Lad of me took note,
And he poured a pint of bitter down me throat,
It were the first pint I ever had,
And I changed to a real Macc Lad.
Me clothes started looking real flash,
I got a tattoo and a moustache,
And me car got a go-faster stripe,
And now I pull crack every night.
And I'm not weak anymore,
'Cos me dick measures three foot four,
So don't you call me wimp,
'Cos it's three foot four even when it's limp.
I'm dead macho with girls,
I never fail,
He's dead macho with girls,
He nevers fails.
I'm dead macho with girls
'Cos I sup ale,
He's dead macho with girls
'Cos he sups ale.
I'm dead macho with girls
Thanks to Willies,
He's dead macho with girls
Thanks to Willies.
Only wish I didn't have VD...

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