1. 1

    Macc Lads - All Day Drinkin

  2. 2

    Macc Lads - Alton Towers

  3. 3

    Macc Lads - Ben Nevis

  4. 4

    Macc Lads - Blackpool

  5. 5

    Macc Lads - Bloik

  6. 6

    Macc Lads - Boddies

  7. 7

    Macc Lads - Buenos Aries

  8. 8

    Macc Lads - Charlotte

  9. 9

    Macc Lads - Dan's Round Us 'andbag

  10. 10

    Macc Lads - Dan's Underpant

  11. 11

    Macc Lads - Dead Cat

  12. 12

    Macc Lads - Do You Love Me

  13. 13

    Macc Lads - Failure With Girls

  14. 14

    Macc Lads - Fluffy Pup

  15. 15

    Macc Lads - Geordie Girl

  16. 16

    Macc Lads - Get Weavin

  17. 17

    Macc Lads - God's Gift To Women

  18. 18

    Macc Lads - Gordon's Revenge

  19. 19

    Macc Lads - Lady Muck

  20. 20

    Macc Lads - Lucy Lastic

  21. 21

    Macc Lads - Miss Macclesfield

  22. 22

    Macc Lads - My Pub

  23. 23

    Macc Lads - Nagasaki Sauce

  24. 24

    Macc Lads - No Sheep 'til Buxton

  25. 25

    Macc Lads - Now He's A Poof

  26. 26

    Macc Lads - Saturday Night

  27. 27

    Macc Lads - Stoppy Back

  28. 28

    Macc Lads - Sweatty Betty

  29. 29

    Macc Lads - Tab After Tab

  30. 30

    Macc Lads - The Lads from Macc

  31. 31

    Macc Lads - The Macc Lads Party

  32. 32

    Macc Lads - Twenty Pints

  33. 33

    Macc Lads - Ugly Women

Sweatty Betty

Macc Lads

Well, she wore big knickers,
And she worked on t' sewage farm,
I got me 'and down 'er jeans an'
I nearly lost half me arm.
But after ten pints,
Looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get me hands
On her flabby tits.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty,
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
I've just got to get me gob
'Round her inverted nipples.
She had a massive arse
And sweatty breasts,
Thirty eight inch,
She were a mound of flesh.
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweatty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweatty Betty, have you smelt her breath,
Sweatty Betty, she'll crush a man to death.
And I knew that she wanted me fer shag 'er,
So I stabbed 'er cunt with me mutton dagger,
I couldn't believe the spots on her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty.
'An I've seen real Maccicians gerroff 'ome
But you know me, I'll shag endless buer.
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweatty Betty, she's got massive tits,
Sweatty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweatty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside 'er.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, she's so obscene,
Sweatty Betty, it doesn't matter to me.
Sweatty Betty, she's like a lump of lard,
Sweatty Betty, she makes me willy hard.
England's Glory
Shut up and listen,
I'm gonna tell thee a story,
About me trip down south,
To the crotch of England's glory.
Took some Dombies and a Bod can,
To make me fell at home,
I'm going down London,
Dig up paving stones.
Got to London half past six,
And I wished I'd never come,
'Cos there's puffs down 'ere
Drinkin' halves of larger,
Without notes from their mum's.
No gravy at the chippy,
And what's a savaloy?
Every pub were full of boring
Isling bottom boys.
We are all just simple lads,
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
An' a wife at home to fuck.
If I live to be forty,
I'll never understand,
Why they're up 'till eleven,
To drink beer that's second-hand.
Dialling 0625 on the telephone,
I shouts "pull us a pint of bitter ale
The night I'm comin' home."
We are all just simple lads,
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
And a wife at home to fuck.
Yeah, we are all just simple lads
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
And a wife at home to fuck.
(repeat)

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