I'll introduce myself I'm a brave and valiant knight I will save the princess From a most despicable plight Nothing will ever stop me Nothing will hold me at all For I can do 12-feet jumps And I don't get hurt when I fall I'm a mighty warrior But no matter how hard I trie Whenever I touch a snake I feel I am going to die I'll have to draw my sword There's no other choice for me I wanted to run through the back But I only move in 2d Die, you spineless creature! I'll cut off your head Wait, is that a gold coin? Did you eat it? You must be mad! There's something further along And it's hard not to stare What do I see? A piece of the floor Just floating in the air Could I be losing my sanity? Or does this truly defy The laws of gravity? I'll jump across this chasm That's right in front of me But I'm at zero altitude, how could this possibly be? As I go forth on my quest I noticed something strange The snakes are getting stronger Just because their colours are changed As if that wasn't enough Something else comes to sight Another floating plataform but this one goes left and right I paid no attention To the sign that shows the way I when through the wall and found A secret passageway Inside the secret passage I found this treasure box But it seems that someone forgot To change all the locks This fireball might be useful in my quest I wonder how it didn't burn the chest And since it didn't burn me was well, I'm gonna use it to send my foes to hell The wall is way to high I need something to make me soar Maybe I could try this hidden springboard on the floor I can se a bridge That's a change of scenary When this happens, I always feel I'm close to the enemy At last! Victory is mine! I've finally killed that asshole But I just found out That princess is in another castle
