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Punchline - Don't Try This At Home
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Punchline - Green Hills
- 3
Punchline - 21 Forever
- 4
Punchline - 3 Months to a Lifetime
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Punchline - A Beautiful Green
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Punchline - A Sharp is a Flat
- 7
Punchline - A Sore Back and a Broken Heart
- 8
Punchline - A Universal Theme
- 9
Punchline - Answer Me
- 10
Punchline - Arras
- 11
Punchline - As You Sleep
- 12
Punchline - Battlescars
- 13
Punchline - Beatz Song
- 14
Punchline - Bingo
- 15
Punchline - Caller 10
- 16
Punchline - Castaway
- 17
Punchline - Changing Lanes
- 18
Punchline - Cold As You
- 19
Punchline - Coldest Of Calendars
- 20
Punchline - Coyotes In B Major
- 21
Punchline - Developing You, Camera
- 22
Punchline - Exactly
- 23
Punchline - Express
- 24
Punchline - Fall A Little Harder
- 25
Punchline - Flashlight
- 26
Punchline - Floor Creature
- 27
Punchline - For The Second Time
- 28
Punchline - Get Off My Train!
- 29
Punchline - Getting There Is Getting By
- 30
Punchline - Ghostie
- 31
Punchline - Greatest. Party. Ever.
- 32
Punchline - Green Light
- 33
Punchline - Heart Attack
- 34
Punchline - Heart Of Gold
- 35
Punchline - Heart Transplant
- 36
Punchline - Here Goes Nothing
- 37
Punchline - How Could You
- 38
Punchline - How Does This Happen
- 39
Punchline - I Don't Know
- 40
Punchline - Icicles
- 41
Punchline - Into The Mouth
- 42
Punchline - Jarrod Isn't Funny
- 43
Punchline - Just Getting Started
- 44
Punchline - Just Say Yes
- 45
Punchline - Keystoned
- 46
Punchline - Lemon Pez Love
- 47
Punchline - Let It Rise
- 48
Punchline - Lights Out
- 49
Punchline - Looking For Teen Friendship
- 50
Punchline - Maybe I'm Wrong
- 51
Punchline - Much More
- 52
Punchline - My Turn (Rachel)
- 53
Punchline - My White Collared Shirt
- 54
Punchline - No Significant Other
- 55
Punchline - No Stopping Us
- 56
Punchline - Not Afraid
- 57
Punchline - Now I See
- 58
Punchline - Oh Sierra
- 59
Punchline - Open Up
- 60
Punchline - Over You
- 61
Punchline - Play
- 62
Punchline - Power Off
- 63
Punchline - Pretty Petty
- 64
Punchline - Punchline Christmas Rap
- 65
Punchline - Punish Or Privilege
- 66
Punchline - Rewind
- 67
Punchline - Roller Coaster Smoke
- 68
Punchline - Seventy
- 69
Punchline - Simulation
- 70
Punchline - Skeeball
- 71
Punchline - Somewhere In The Dark
- 72
Punchline - Stop
- 73
Punchline - Telephone Pole
- 74
Punchline - Tell Me How You Sleep
- 75
Punchline - The Dane Song
- 76
Punchline - The Fake, The Snake, And The Birthday Cake
- 77
Punchline - The Getaway
- 78
Punchline - The Hit
- 79
Punchline - The Other Piano Man
- 80
Punchline - The Reinventor
- 81
Punchline - The World
- 82
Punchline - They Are Strong Hands
- 83
Punchline - Thrilled
- 84
Punchline - Time In A Picture
- 85
Punchline - Untitled (Steve's Acoustic)
- 86
Punchline - Wait
- 87
Punchline - Wars Will Always Happen
- 88
Punchline - Weekends
- 89
Punchline - Whatever I Want, Whenever I Want
- 90
Punchline - Why
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Punchline - Why Is He Right?
- 92
Punchline - You Mean The World To Me
The Other Piano Man
Punchline
Who knew it would make him sick?
Half-way when he found his list of life-long goals,
And now regret sinks in like feet
In mud but not so deep,
And at forty with muddy teeth,
The list is still clean
And the piano plays without his fingers
It's too late, he tears the list apart
Paper piles up in stacks
At a desk he regrets is his habitat
In an empty house full of furniture
that he sits on nightly watching TV,
A pastime that seems to fit
He's a master of time management
At what point do we set aside the important things in your life?
The piano plays
And he has nothing to do with it
It's too late, he tears the list apart (apart... apart...)
Entertain us!
Play 'Let It Be'!
Where were you last week when the curtain called you?
We're all restless
And ready to sing,
So play anything that we know the words to!
Play 'Brick'!
Play Queen!
Play 'Bennie and the Jets'!
Play the theme from Cheers!
'Hey, wait a second here
I'm smoking and drinking and after I'm done
I'll play what I want!
I'll play what I want!'
And as the crowd starts to scream,
He realized it was just a dream
('Someone to take care of me...')
