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Punchline - Thrilled
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Punchline - Don't Try This At Home
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Punchline - For The Second Time
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Punchline - Tell Me How You Sleep
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Punchline - Whatever I Want, Whenever I Want
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Punchline - 21 Forever
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Punchline - 3 Months to a Lifetime
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Punchline - A Beautiful Green
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Punchline - A Sharp is a Flat
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Punchline - A Sore Back and a Broken Heart
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Punchline - A Universal Theme
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Punchline - Answer Me
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Punchline - Arras
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Punchline - As You Sleep
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Punchline - Battlescars
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Punchline - Beatz Song
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Punchline - Bingo
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Punchline - Caller 10
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Punchline - Castaway
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Punchline - Changing Lanes
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Punchline - Cold As You
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Punchline - Coldest Of Calendars
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Punchline - Coyotes In B Major
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Punchline - Developing You, Camera
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Punchline - Exactly
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Punchline - Express
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Punchline - Fall A Little Harder
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Punchline - Flashlight
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Punchline - Floor Creature
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Punchline - Get Off My Train!
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Punchline - Getting There Is Getting By
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Punchline - Ghostie
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Punchline - Greatest. Party. Ever.
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Punchline - Green Hills
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Punchline - Green Light
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Punchline - Heart Attack
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Punchline - Heart Of Gold
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Punchline - Heart Transplant
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Punchline - Here Goes Nothing
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Punchline - How Could You
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Punchline - How Does This Happen
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Punchline - I Don't Know
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Punchline - Icicles
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Punchline - Into The Mouth
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Punchline - Jarrod Isn't Funny
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Punchline - Just Getting Started
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Punchline - Just Say Yes
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Punchline - Keystoned
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Punchline - Lemon Pez Love
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Punchline - Let It Rise
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Punchline - Lights Out
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Punchline - Looking For Teen Friendship
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Punchline - Maybe I'm Wrong
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Punchline - Much More
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Punchline - My Turn (Rachel)
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Punchline - My White Collared Shirt
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Punchline - No Significant Other
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Punchline - No Stopping Us
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Punchline - Not Afraid
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Punchline - Now I See
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Punchline - Oh Sierra
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Punchline - Open Up
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Punchline - Over You
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Punchline - Play
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Punchline - Power Off
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Punchline - Pretty Petty
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Punchline - Punchline Christmas Rap
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Punchline - Punish Or Privilege
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Punchline - Rewind
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Punchline - Roller Coaster Smoke
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Punchline - Seventy
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Punchline - Simulation
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Punchline - Skeeball
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Punchline - Somewhere In The Dark
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Punchline - Stop
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Punchline - Telephone Pole
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Punchline - The Dane Song
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Punchline - The Fake, The Snake, And The Birthday Cake
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Punchline - The Getaway
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Punchline - The Hit
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Punchline - The Other Piano Man
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Punchline - The Reinventor
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Punchline - The World
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Punchline - They Are Strong Hands
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Punchline - Time In A Picture
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Punchline - Untitled (Steve's Acoustic)
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Punchline - Wait
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Punchline - Wars Will Always Happen
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Punchline - Weekends
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Punchline - Why
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Punchline - Why Is He Right?
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Punchline - You Mean The World To Me
The Dane Song
Punchline
Everyday or even just once in a while.
The man, we sung about in the van.
All the girls agree that he is pretty sweet.
Got a ticket once for pissing in the street,
But he just really needed to pee.
If I could I would take his face and make it famous,
He's a real celebrity…or at least he is to me.
He wore a Megadeth shirt, He went with me to concerts,
He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car
I met him in the sixth grade, in Webster I was afraid,
Cause once he said to me "run" and when I started running he shot me with a BB gun.
He's my only friend that I am taller than.
Yet everyday he takes a Flinstone's vitamin,
He says, his favorite ones are the red.
He's a friend and a musician and a ref,
Listens to heavy music loud and one day he'll be deaf,
Oh well….he won't need hearing in hell.
If I could I would take his face and make it famous,
He's a real celebrity…or at least he is to me.
He wore a Megadeth shirt, He went with me to concerts,
He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car.
I met him in the sixth grade, in Webster I was afraid,
Cause once he said to me "run" and when I started running he shot me with a BB gun.
If I could I would take his face and make it famous,
He's a real celebrity and he gets into the shows for free.
He's a friend like a friend should be.
Plays bass in a band and he hangs out with the Shrimpman,
Drinks until he's silly every single Friday at Tequila Willie's.
If you're looking for a good time you can find him online.
Ask me for his screen name.
And so ends my shout out to my very good friend Dane.
