I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
I've laid the seed, it should be all you need
You're as sensual, as a pencil
Wound up like on a E on first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring
You got a block, well take my advice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
The transducer will seduce ya
[Janet]
My feet! I can't move my feet!
[Dr. Scott]
My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels
[Brad]
It's as if we were glued to the spot!
[Frankenfurter]
You are! So quake with fear you tiny fools!
[Janet]
Oh, we're trapped!
[Frankenfurter]
It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind fuck can be nice!
[Frankenfurter]
Planet schmanet Janet!
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up, built your thighs up
You'd better wise up
[Criminologist]
And then she cried out!
[Janet]
Stop!
[Frankenfurter]
Don't get hot and flustered! Use a bit of mustard!
[Brad]
You're a hotdog but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frankfurter
[Dr. Scott]
You're a hotdog but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frankfurter
[Janet]
You're a hotdog
