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    Rodney Carrington - Prison Bitch

  2. 2

    Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis

  3. 3

    Rodney Carrington - A Beer Is Better Than A Woman

  4. 4

    Rodney Carrington - Bad Pickup Lines

  5. 5

    Rodney Carrington - Burning Sensation

  6. 6

    Rodney Carrington - Carlos

  7. 7

    Rodney Carrington - Carlos Man Of Love

  8. 8

    Rodney Carrington - Dancing With A Man

  9. 9

    Rodney Carrington - Fred

  10. 10

    Rodney Carrington - Gay Factory Worker

  11. 11

    Rodney Carrington - Great To Be A Man

  12. 12

    Rodney Carrington - In Her Day

  13. 13

    Rodney Carrington - It's To Late ( Radio Edit )

  14. 14

    Rodney Carrington - Little Things That Piss Me Off

  15. 15

    Rodney Carrington - Mama's Got Her Boobs Out

  16. 16

    Rodney Carrington - Masterbate

  17. 17

    Rodney Carrington - Morning Wood

  18. 18

    Rodney Carrington - Older women

  19. 19

    Rodney Carrington - Pickup Truck

  20. 20

    Rodney Carrington - Play Your Cards Wrong

  21. 21

    Rodney Carrington - She'd Be A Millionaire

  22. 22

    Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me

  23. 23

    Rodney Carrington - Snowman

  24. 24

    Rodney Carrington - The Beer Song

  25. 25

    Rodney Carrington - The Chicken

  26. 26

    Rodney Carrington - The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend

  27. 27

    Rodney Carrington - The Man Song

  28. 28

    Rodney Carrington - The Pubic Hair Song

  29. 29

    Rodney Carrington - Things We Didn't Know

  30. 30

    Rodney Carrington - Ugly Women

The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend

Rodney Carrington

The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend

Well I Got Home and the door was locked
And I tried to ring the bell
I found a little bitty note that she had wrote
Telling me to go to hell

I crawled in the window, I got inside
She kicked me in the balls, and then I cried
Called me a name, said I lied
Kicked me again and I thought I died

Took my clothes, set em' on fire
And hit me with her curling iron
I tried to block it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the crotch . . . again

Yeah today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

Well I tried to tell her but she didn't care
Things weren't what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water
And my nads would soon be steamed

I tried to run, scream for help
She hit me in the nerts with a Rhinestone belt
It was like nothing that I ever felt
I thank god I wasn't wearing a kilt

She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed
She swung it once and then she missed my head
She reared back, swung it again and
Then she hit me in the twins . . . again

Yeah today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

Yeah today's that awful day,
Hey, my boys won't be the same
Yeah today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

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