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    Rodney Carrington - Prison Bitch

  2. 2

    Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis

  3. 3

    Rodney Carrington - A Beer Is Better Than A Woman

  4. 4

    Rodney Carrington - Bad Pickup Lines

  5. 5

    Rodney Carrington - Burning Sensation

  6. 6

    Rodney Carrington - Carlos

  7. 7

    Rodney Carrington - Carlos Man Of Love

  8. 8

    Rodney Carrington - Dancing With A Man

  9. 9

    Rodney Carrington - Fred

  10. 10

    Rodney Carrington - Gay Factory Worker

  11. 11

    Rodney Carrington - Great To Be A Man

  12. 12

    Rodney Carrington - In Her Day

  13. 13

    Rodney Carrington - It's To Late ( Radio Edit )

  14. 14

    Rodney Carrington - Little Things That Piss Me Off

  15. 15

    Rodney Carrington - Mama's Got Her Boobs Out

  16. 16

    Rodney Carrington - Masterbate

  17. 17

    Rodney Carrington - Morning Wood

  18. 18

    Rodney Carrington - Older women

  19. 19

    Rodney Carrington - Pickup Truck

  20. 20

    Rodney Carrington - Play Your Cards Wrong

  21. 21

    Rodney Carrington - She'd Be A Millionaire

  22. 22

    Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me

  23. 23

    Rodney Carrington - Snowman

  24. 24

    Rodney Carrington - The Beer Song

  25. 25

    Rodney Carrington - The Chicken

  26. 26

    Rodney Carrington - The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend

  27. 27

    Rodney Carrington - The Man Song

  28. 28

    Rodney Carrington - The Pubic Hair Song

  29. 29

    Rodney Carrington - Things We Didn't Know

  30. 30

    Rodney Carrington - Ugly Women

I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm just guessing,I don't know.

But you tall fuckers got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-"You know.We,Us short fuckers gotta be creative.I came up with something.Put on a wig,and talk with an accent.I brought my wig with me,I'd like to share it with you:

Hello my name is Carlos.
I want to make love to you.
I want you to get on the bed,and take off your panties,do as i say.
Hurry girlfriend,right now,okay.
Then I want you to pretend that your feet hate each other,do as i say.

Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that line tonight.Every one of you will fuck it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your feet stink.Well I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo."
One of you girls tonight will be lucky enough to have your
hiney spanked by Carlos.Who will it be?

Who will be my sexy girl?I will find you sexy girl and you
will come.And when you come you will come again,who will it be?
Who will be my sexy girl?I want my sexy girl right now,where is she?
I like you,right there,hiding behind your boyfriend.
Come to Carlos.
Look at you!
I like you sexy girl where did you get that dress?Right now
I tell you.
I tell-Here's whats going to happen.
I will spank your hiney,like this.
You will really like this-Don't fight it,do as i say!
We will have fun.
Come to Carlos,right now.Bend over this chair,do as i say.Bend over!

(hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I love her!Oh wai-I li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay.
Ummm,when you bend over,I would like to do a little trick.
I would like to make my weiner dissapear,okay?
No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it will reappear.

And then dissapear again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She attack me,you saw,okay.
She can't keep her hands off me,look at that,okay.Crazy.
I tell you what,you don't want to do that,I tell you what.Lay on Carlos.

Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it does not work.

A woman needs a little romance,I will give it to her.I tell you what.Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay.Give me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the mood.This is,uh,this is horny juice.It'll make you very horny,be careful.Taste.You are horny,huh?Ahaha.I will be horny with you.I will be a little more horny than
you.
Oh,he wants to be horny too.
We will have a threesome!
Jesus Christ Vah!!!Ahahahahaha
I like you.You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it.You are horny right now.I tell you what I will do,I will sing to you:

As I walk on to the stage,
Tonight I turn another page,
Another nitch up in my cup,
I will sit down in your lap,
Look at you you turn me o-oon,
I squeeze your boobs when we're alo-oone
I am caught up in your trap...
I hope she dont give me the clap

Okay,I play.
Thanks for coming out,Good Night!

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