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S.N.F.U. - Cannibal Cafe
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S.N.F.U. - Elaine Elaine
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S.N.F.U. - G.I. Joe Gets Angry With The World
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S.N.F.U. - A One Legged Bridge Jumper
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S.N.F.U. - Bodies In the Wall
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S.N.F.U. - Broken Toy
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S.N.F.U. - Cockatoo Quill
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S.N.F.U. - Fate
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S.N.F.U. - Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump
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S.N.F.U. - In The First Place
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S.N.F.U. - Money Matters
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S.N.F.U. - Mutated Dog
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S.N.F.U. - Rusty Rake
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S.N.F.U. - Seven Minutes Closer To Death
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S.N.F.U. - Spaceghost, The Twins And Blip
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S.N.F.U. - Tears
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S.N.F.U. - The Devil's Voice
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S.N.F.U. - The Heavy Head Dance
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S.N.F.U. - Welcome To My Humble Life Of Disarray
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S.N.F.U. - A Better Place
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S.N.F.U. - A Hole In Your Soul
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S.N.F.U. - A Wreck In Progress
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S.N.F.U. - A-Bomb
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S.N.F.U. - All Those Opposed
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S.N.F.U. - Appraise The Lord
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S.N.F.U. - Beautiful, Unlike You And I
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S.N.F.U. - Better Homes And Gardens
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S.N.F.U. - Better Than Eddie Vedder
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S.N.F.U. - Big Thumbs
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S.N.F.U. - Bizarre Novelties
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S.N.F.U. - Black Cloud
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S.N.F.U. - Bobbitt
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S.N.F.U. - Bumper Stickers
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S.N.F.U. - Charlie Still Smirks
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S.N.F.U. - Cheap Transistor Radio
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S.N.F.U. - Costume Trunk
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S.N.F.U. - Dean Martian
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S.N.F.U. - Don't Have The Cow
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S.N.F.U. - Drunk On A Bike
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S.N.F.U. - Electric Chair
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S.N.F.U. - Elfie Schlegel
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S.N.F.U. - Eric's Had A Bad Day
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S.N.F.U. - Gaggle Of Friends
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S.N.F.U. - Get Off Your Ass
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S.N.F.U. - Gladly In Gloom
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S.N.F.U. - Grunt, Groan, Rant And Rave
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S.N.F.U. - He's Not Getting Older, He's Getting Bitter
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S.N.F.U. - I Forget
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S.N.F.U. - I Know More Than You
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S.N.F.U. - I Think Fine Art's Fine!
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S.N.F.U. - I Used To Write Songs
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S.N.F.U. - I'm Really Scared
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S.N.F.U. - If I Die, Will You Die?
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S.N.F.U. - Joni Mitchell
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S.N.F.U. - Joyride
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S.N.F.U. - Limping Away
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S.N.F.U. - Loser At Life/Loser At Death
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S.N.F.U. - Lovely Little Frankenstein
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S.N.F.U. - Manuel
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S.N.F.U. - Michelle Pfeiffer's Diaper
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S.N.F.U. - Mind Like A Door
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S.N.F.U. - Misfortune
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S.N.F.U. - My Mold Collection
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S.N.F.U. - My Pathetic Past
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S.N.F.U. - One Last Loveshove
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S.N.F.U. - Plastic Surgery Kept Her Beautiful
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S.N.F.U. - Postman's Pet Peeve
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S.N.F.U. - Questions, Questions, Questions
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S.N.F.U. - Reality Is a Ride On The Bus
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S.N.F.U. - Scarecrow
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S.N.F.U. - Seein' Life Through The Bottom Of A Bottle
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S.N.F.U. - She's Not On The Menu
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S.N.F.U. - Sick Lee & Coward Leigh
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S.N.F.U. - Snapping Turtle
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S.N.F.U. - Stepstranger
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S.N.F.U. - Strangely Strange
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S.N.F.U. - The Birdman Of Malmo
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S.N.F.U. - The Ceiling
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S.N.F.U. - The Gravedigger
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S.N.F.U. - The Great Mind Eraser
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S.N.F.U. - The King Of Skin
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S.N.F.U. - The Kitchen Kreeps
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S.N.F.U. - The Kwellada Kid
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S.N.F.U. - The Quest For Fun
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S.N.F.U. - The Watering Hole
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S.N.F.U. - The X-Creep
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S.N.F.U. - Thee Maul That Eats Peephole
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S.N.F.U. - This Is A Goodbye
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S.N.F.U. - This Is the End
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S.N.F.U. - Time To Buy A Futon
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S.N.F.U. - Tin Fish
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S.N.F.U. - Tour Tantrum
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S.N.F.U. - Trudging
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S.N.F.U. - Visiting The Bad Again
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S.N.F.U. - What Good Hollywood?
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S.N.F.U. - Where's My Legs?
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S.N.F.U. - You Make Me Thick
Where's My Legs?
S.N.F.U.
After he's been dead and his legs chopped off
Well, let me tell you a story to change that belief
It started back when I was still alive
My girlfriend and I were sitting side by side
When she grabbed a gun and rudely ended my life
My body lay there, dead and cold
When she dragged me down to the basement below
Where she decided to stuff me in a cardboard box
That's when her problem did arise
You see, the box she chose was to small in size
So, she chopped off my legs
Just so I could fit my future home
Then out of panic or out of stress?
She lost my legs, never to be found again
Now I cannot die unless my body's complete
So I lay in limbo, in agony, the world's first zombie amputee
First she robbed me of life now she's robbing me of death
So, if you've seen my legs, I'd like them back
Or has she fed them to her dog and cat?
If this is what life is, I don't want any part of it.
