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S.N.F.U. - A Wreck In Progress
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S.N.F.U. - A One Legged Bridge Jumper
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S.N.F.U. - Better Than Eddie Vedder
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S.N.F.U. - Costume Trunk
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S.N.F.U. - Get Off Your Ass
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S.N.F.U. - Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump
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S.N.F.U. - A Better Place
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S.N.F.U. - A Hole In Your Soul
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S.N.F.U. - A-Bomb
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S.N.F.U. - All Those Opposed
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S.N.F.U. - Appraise The Lord
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S.N.F.U. - Beautiful, Unlike You And I
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S.N.F.U. - Better Homes And Gardens
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S.N.F.U. - Big Thumbs
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S.N.F.U. - Bizarre Novelties
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S.N.F.U. - Black Cloud
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S.N.F.U. - Bobbitt
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S.N.F.U. - Bodies In the Wall
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S.N.F.U. - Broken Toy
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S.N.F.U. - Bumper Stickers
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S.N.F.U. - Cannibal Cafe
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S.N.F.U. - Charlie Still Smirks
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S.N.F.U. - Cheap Transistor Radio
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S.N.F.U. - Cockatoo Quill
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S.N.F.U. - Dean Martian
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S.N.F.U. - Don't Have The Cow
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S.N.F.U. - Drunk On A Bike
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S.N.F.U. - Elaine Elaine
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S.N.F.U. - Electric Chair
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S.N.F.U. - Elfie Schlegel
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S.N.F.U. - Eric's Had A Bad Day
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S.N.F.U. - Fate
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S.N.F.U. - G.I. Joe Gets Angry With The World
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S.N.F.U. - Gaggle Of Friends
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S.N.F.U. - Gladly In Gloom
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S.N.F.U. - Grunt, Groan, Rant And Rave
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S.N.F.U. - He's Not Getting Older, He's Getting Bitter
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S.N.F.U. - I Forget
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S.N.F.U. - I Know More Than You
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S.N.F.U. - I Think Fine Art's Fine!
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S.N.F.U. - I Used To Write Songs
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S.N.F.U. - I'm Really Scared
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S.N.F.U. - If I Die, Will You Die?
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S.N.F.U. - In The First Place
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S.N.F.U. - Joni Mitchell
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S.N.F.U. - Joyride
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S.N.F.U. - Limping Away
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S.N.F.U. - Loser At Life/Loser At Death
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S.N.F.U. - Lovely Little Frankenstein
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S.N.F.U. - Manuel
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S.N.F.U. - Michelle Pfeiffer's Diaper
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S.N.F.U. - Mind Like A Door
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S.N.F.U. - Misfortune
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S.N.F.U. - Money Matters
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S.N.F.U. - Mutated Dog
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S.N.F.U. - My Mold Collection
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S.N.F.U. - My Pathetic Past
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S.N.F.U. - One Last Loveshove
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S.N.F.U. - Plastic Surgery Kept Her Beautiful
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S.N.F.U. - Postman's Pet Peeve
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S.N.F.U. - Questions, Questions, Questions
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S.N.F.U. - Reality Is a Ride On The Bus
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S.N.F.U. - Rusty Rake
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S.N.F.U. - Scarecrow
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S.N.F.U. - Seein' Life Through The Bottom Of A Bottle
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S.N.F.U. - Seven Minutes Closer To Death
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S.N.F.U. - She's Not On The Menu
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S.N.F.U. - Sick Lee & Coward Leigh
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S.N.F.U. - Snapping Turtle
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S.N.F.U. - Spaceghost, The Twins And Blip
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S.N.F.U. - Stepstranger
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S.N.F.U. - Strangely Strange
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S.N.F.U. - Tears
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S.N.F.U. - The Birdman Of Malmo
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S.N.F.U. - The Ceiling
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S.N.F.U. - The Devil's Voice
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S.N.F.U. - The Gravedigger
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S.N.F.U. - The Great Mind Eraser
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S.N.F.U. - The Heavy Head Dance
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S.N.F.U. - The King Of Skin
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S.N.F.U. - The Kitchen Kreeps
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S.N.F.U. - The Kwellada Kid
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S.N.F.U. - The Quest For Fun
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S.N.F.U. - The Watering Hole
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S.N.F.U. - The X-Creep
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S.N.F.U. - Thee Maul That Eats Peephole
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S.N.F.U. - This Is A Goodbye
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S.N.F.U. - This Is the End
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S.N.F.U. - Time To Buy A Futon
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S.N.F.U. - Tin Fish
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S.N.F.U. - Tour Tantrum
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S.N.F.U. - Trudging
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S.N.F.U. - Visiting The Bad Again
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S.N.F.U. - Welcome To My Humble Life Of Disarray
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S.N.F.U. - What Good Hollywood?
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S.N.F.U. - Where's My Legs?
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S.N.F.U. - You Make Me Thick
A One Legged Bridge Jumper
S.N.F.U.
Takes up three quarters of a seat,
And the junkie chick hangs on for dear life,
She is nervous and somewhat wobbly.
She's got track marks on her arms,
They tell all about her past,
Will she be here next year? I ask.
She's suspicious and onto me,
Craning to see just what I'm scribbling,
The signal cord nearly rips off my head,
As she yanks on it with all her strength.
She is angry with energy,
Everclearly on her way uptown,
She is wearing a gawk and frown.
Her pencil thin legs clicking together,
Like a wind chime in a wind storm,
Is this of the norm?
There she goes out the back door my birdlike eye scans the welfare cart for a new source of inspiration, a point of interest until I reach my final destination.
Just who will be next?
For my character assassination attempt?
Just who will be next?
How about that one legged bridge jumper who broke his good leg in the plunge. I said, how about that one legged bridge jumper who broke his good leg in the plunge. Yeah, he'd make a good character study or his he busy studying about me?
Now I'm the one craning to see if he's scribbling about me.
