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S.N.F.U. - Rusty Rake
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S.N.F.U. - Cockatoo Quill
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S.N.F.U. - Don't Have The Cow
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S.N.F.U. - Drunk On A Bike
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S.N.F.U. - Elfie Schlegel
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S.N.F.U. - I Think Fine Art's Fine!
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S.N.F.U. - Stepstranger
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S.N.F.U. - This Is A Goodbye
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S.N.F.U. - You Make Me Thick
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S.N.F.U. - A Better Place
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S.N.F.U. - A Hole In Your Soul
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S.N.F.U. - A One Legged Bridge Jumper
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S.N.F.U. - A Wreck In Progress
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S.N.F.U. - A-Bomb
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S.N.F.U. - All Those Opposed
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S.N.F.U. - Appraise The Lord
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S.N.F.U. - Beautiful, Unlike You And I
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S.N.F.U. - Better Homes And Gardens
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S.N.F.U. - Better Than Eddie Vedder
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S.N.F.U. - Big Thumbs
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S.N.F.U. - Bizarre Novelties
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S.N.F.U. - Black Cloud
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S.N.F.U. - Bobbitt
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S.N.F.U. - Bodies In the Wall
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S.N.F.U. - Broken Toy
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S.N.F.U. - Bumper Stickers
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S.N.F.U. - Cannibal Cafe
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S.N.F.U. - Charlie Still Smirks
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S.N.F.U. - Cheap Transistor Radio
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S.N.F.U. - Costume Trunk
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S.N.F.U. - Dean Martian
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S.N.F.U. - Elaine Elaine
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S.N.F.U. - Electric Chair
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S.N.F.U. - Eric's Had A Bad Day
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S.N.F.U. - Fate
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S.N.F.U. - G.I. Joe Gets Angry With The World
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S.N.F.U. - Gaggle Of Friends
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S.N.F.U. - Get Off Your Ass
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S.N.F.U. - Gladly In Gloom
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S.N.F.U. - Grunt, Groan, Rant And Rave
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S.N.F.U. - He's Not Getting Older, He's Getting Bitter
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S.N.F.U. - Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump
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S.N.F.U. - I Forget
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S.N.F.U. - I Know More Than You
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S.N.F.U. - I Used To Write Songs
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S.N.F.U. - I'm Really Scared
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S.N.F.U. - If I Die, Will You Die?
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S.N.F.U. - In The First Place
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S.N.F.U. - Joni Mitchell
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S.N.F.U. - Joyride
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S.N.F.U. - Limping Away
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S.N.F.U. - Loser At Life/Loser At Death
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S.N.F.U. - Lovely Little Frankenstein
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S.N.F.U. - Manuel
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S.N.F.U. - Michelle Pfeiffer's Diaper
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S.N.F.U. - Mind Like A Door
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S.N.F.U. - Misfortune
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S.N.F.U. - Money Matters
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S.N.F.U. - Mutated Dog
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S.N.F.U. - My Mold Collection
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S.N.F.U. - My Pathetic Past
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S.N.F.U. - One Last Loveshove
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S.N.F.U. - Plastic Surgery Kept Her Beautiful
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S.N.F.U. - Postman's Pet Peeve
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S.N.F.U. - Questions, Questions, Questions
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S.N.F.U. - Reality Is a Ride On The Bus
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S.N.F.U. - Scarecrow
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S.N.F.U. - Seein' Life Through The Bottom Of A Bottle
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S.N.F.U. - Seven Minutes Closer To Death
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S.N.F.U. - She's Not On The Menu
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S.N.F.U. - Sick Lee & Coward Leigh
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S.N.F.U. - Snapping Turtle
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S.N.F.U. - Spaceghost, The Twins And Blip
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S.N.F.U. - Strangely Strange
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S.N.F.U. - Tears
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S.N.F.U. - The Birdman Of Malmo
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S.N.F.U. - The Ceiling
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S.N.F.U. - The Devil's Voice
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S.N.F.U. - The Gravedigger
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S.N.F.U. - The Great Mind Eraser
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S.N.F.U. - The Heavy Head Dance
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S.N.F.U. - The King Of Skin
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S.N.F.U. - The Kitchen Kreeps
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S.N.F.U. - The Kwellada Kid
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S.N.F.U. - The Quest For Fun
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S.N.F.U. - The Watering Hole
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S.N.F.U. - The X-Creep
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S.N.F.U. - Thee Maul That Eats Peephole
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S.N.F.U. - This Is the End
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S.N.F.U. - Time To Buy A Futon
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S.N.F.U. - Tin Fish
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S.N.F.U. - Tour Tantrum
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S.N.F.U. - Trudging
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S.N.F.U. - Visiting The Bad Again
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S.N.F.U. - Welcome To My Humble Life Of Disarray
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S.N.F.U. - What Good Hollywood?
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S.N.F.U. - Where's My Legs?
Where's My Legs?
S.N.F.U.
After he's been dead and his legs chopped off
Well, let me tell you a story to change that belief
It started back when I was still alive
My girlfriend and I were sitting side by side
When she grabbed a gun and rudely ended my life
My body lay there, dead and cold
When she dragged me down to the basement below
Where she decided to stuff me in a cardboard box
That's when her problem did arise
You see, the box she chose was to small in size
So, she chopped off my legs
Just so I could fit my future home
Then out of panic or out of stress?
She lost my legs, never to be found again
Now I cannot die unless my body's complete
So I lay in limbo, in agony, the world's first zombie amputee
First she robbed me of life now she's robbing me of death
So, if you've seen my legs, I'd like them back
Or has she fed them to her dog and cat?
If this is what life is, I don't want any part of it.
