Photographs of naked ladies Strewn across the unmade bed Doesn't know their names Or what they feel or what they think But they're just Photographs of naked ladies Substitutes for what he fears Doesn't know quite what he'd do If a girl walked in his room He's got his Eight by ten Black and white Monochrome, monotone Photographs of naked ladies Nightmares for a stunted mind Knows deep down that there's something wrong But he doesn't know where to look Except at Eight by ten Black and white Monochrome, monotone Two dimensions Length and height Monochrome, monotone Now a girl walks into his room So he staples her to the wall And it's all Eight by ten Black and white Monochrome, monotone Two dimensions Length and height Monochrome, monotone
