A friend of mine in a skeleton suit He got a girl that he calls it And she changes every other day He's awfully fit and he just can't quit And he smokes his dope with fiendish glee He's much, much older than you or me A girl we know with a holy arm She's got a joke that she likes to tell She tells it till the cows come home And the stuff she sells is as dear as hell And she picks her nose with a silver spoon She's much, much hipper but she'll die too soon Sex and drugs and rock and roll Were huddled together in a bottomless hole With a hidehi and a foderol With a hidehi and a foderol One and two and three and four Make ten dead men on a barroom floor And I'd really like to sing some more But I'm too fucking scared of becoming a bore A punk we know with a yen for boys He's got himself a kind of band They're not very good and they're not very bad We understand that they're kind of bland And he loves Rocky Horror religiously He's more of a sucker than you or me He goes back home to his wife and kids And he knows his life is on the skids And he dunno where and he dunno know why And he knows there's something up there in the sky And he doesn't even know if he's a girl or a guy In fact all he knows is his favourite dye Sex and drugs and rock and roll Were huddled together in a bottomless hole With a hidehi and a foderol With a hidehi and a foderol One and two and three and four Make ten dead men on a barroom floor And I'd really like to sing some more But I'm too fucking scared of becoming a bore
