She's a true cutie 
 Butt makes me cry I call it a boo-hooty 
 Got a dude weak in the knees 
 When she set sail two cheeks to the breeze 
 She gets low, reverse vertical 
 Rump in descent like a jet at a terminal 
 She drop it to the floor like a kindergartener's shorts when he's pissing at a urinal 
 It's okay to brag 
 You're on a pole sideways like a waving flag 
 And I salute that hustle 
 The glutes and back muscle 
 No lie your core strength is ill and you're getting it 
 Sweating for your med school bills 
 But on the real I got dragged along 
 And at the strip club is where I don't belong 
    Shes grinds that pole I shed a tear (drop it) 
 I don't know why the hell I'm here (booty)   
 I'm at the Spearmint Rhino 
 Japanese business men smelly as whinos 
 And I'm not too keen 
 Been a couple times and it's not my scene 
 No doubt I like to go out 
 Toast with the bros where a bro can bro out 
 I don't need nipples like hard rubies 
 With big old scars underneath her large boobies 
 I knew we should have gone to cheesecake 
 Here we're either perverts or some got damn cheapskates 
 She stripped and I paid her 
 Not tipping her is like not tipping a waiter (it's rude) 
 So I'm tossing crumpled up ones 
 For an extra jiggle of those bubble butt buns 
 But even if I had cash it's unlikely 
 That I'd spend it getting women to pretend to like me   
 Shes grinds that pole I shed a tear (drop it) 
 I don't know why the hell I'm here (booty)