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Watsky - Royal Fuckups
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Watsky - Kidnap Your Boyfriend
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Watsky - Amplified (feat. Rafael Casal)
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Watsky - Ask Me Anything
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Watsky - Women, Women, Women
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Watsky - A Conversation With Bieber
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Watsky - All I Need Is One
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Watsky - Brave New World (feat. Chaos Chaos)
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Watsky - Chemical Angel
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Watsky - Ink Don't Bleed (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Kick Monday (In The Nutsack) (ft. Wax)
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Watsky - Love Letters
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Watsky - Loving Arms
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Watsky - Moral Of The Story
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Watsky - Stupidass
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Watsky - Write Your Name
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Watsky - 4Am Monday
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Watsky - All I Ever Wanted
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Watsky - All You Can Do (feat. Jimetta Rose)
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Watsky - D.A.N,C,E
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Watsky - Difference Is The Differences
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Watsky - Don't Be Nice
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Dumbfoundead, Grieves, Wax, Adam Vida, Rafael Casal, Daveed Diggs & Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Fight! Fight! Fight! (feat. Dahlak Brathwaite)
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Watsky - Gummy Bear Hundrednaire
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Watsky - Hand Over Hand (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Headphones
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Watsky - I Got This Love (feat. Passion)
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Watsky - Let Go
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Knots
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Roses
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Theories
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Watsky - Mody On The Turnpike
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Watsky - Mrs. Robinson (ft. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - Other Cities
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Watsky - Pumped Kicks (remix)
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Watsky - Rich Girl
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Watsky - Sarajevo (feat. Dia Frampton)
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Watsky - Seizure Boy
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Watsky - Show Goes On Mini-mix
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Watsky - Skit 1
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Watsky - Sloppy Seconds
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Watsky - Stick to Your Guns (feat. Julia Nunes)
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Watsky - Strong As An Oak
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Watsky - Ten Fingers
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Watsky - The One
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Watsky - There And Back Again
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 2)
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 3) (feat. Danny McClain & Camila Recchio)
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Watsky - Whoa Whoa Whoa
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Watsky - A Hundred Words You Could Say Instead Of Swag
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Watsky - Amazing Grace (feat. Pat Dimitri)
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Watsky - At The Strip Club
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Watsky - Backburner
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Watsky - Bad Words
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Watsky - Cannonball (feat. Stephen Stills)
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Watsky - Color Lines (feat. Catch Wreck)
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Watsky - Dedicated To Christina Li
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Watsky - Energy
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Watsky - Everything Turns Gold (feat. Gift of Gab & Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Fireworks
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Watsky - Fuck An Emcee Name
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Watsky - Going Down
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Watsky - Grass is Greener
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Watsky - Headphones-Amplified
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Watsky - Hercules
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Watsky - Hey, Asshole (feat. Kate Nash)
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Watsky - IDGAF
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Watsky - Little Slice (feat. Danny Skyhigh McClain)
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Conversations
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Watsky - Man Of Constant Sorrow (ft. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - Midnight Heart (feat. Mal Devisa)
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Watsky - Mody At The Divebar
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Watsky - Never Let It Die (feat. Anderson Paak & Kush Mody)
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Watsky - Ninjas In Paris
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Watsky - Nothing Like The First Time
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Watsky - Pale Kid Raps Fast
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Watsky - Right Now (feat. Lisa Vitale)
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Watsky - Rome
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Watsky - Run My Mouth (feat. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - Send In The Sun
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Watsky - Stand For Something (feat. Anderson .Paak)
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Watsky - Talking To Myself
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Watsky - Tears To Diamonds (feat. Raquel Rodriguez)
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Watsky - The Girl Next Door (To Everybody Else)
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Watsky - The Legend Of Hardhead Ned (feat. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - They're Not Ready
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Watsky - Two Blue Moons
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Watsky - Welcome To The Family
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Watsky - Wounded Healer
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Watsky - Yes Britannia
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Watsky - A New Kind Of Sexy (feat. Intuition & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Bet Against Me
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Watsky - Boomerang (ft. Ariana DeBoo)
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Watsky - Bucketlist
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Watsky - Cardboard Castles
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Watsky - Danger (feat. Damon Elliott)
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Watsky - Dent In The Moon
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Watsky - Duke Smellington
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Ghost Party (feat. Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Give a Hater a Hug
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Watsky - Kill a Hipster (feat. Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Let's Get High And Watch Planet Earth
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Watsky - My First Stalker
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Watsky - Pauly Shore Saw My Penis
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Watsky - Pink Lemonade
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Watsky - Skit 2
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Watsky - Springtime In New York
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (part 1)
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Watsky - Ugly Faces
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Watsky - Waking Hour (Feat. Mariami)
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Watsky - Watsky Raps Even Faster
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Watsky - Who's Been Loving You?
Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 2)
Watsky
And most of us have the audacity to think we matter
Hey, you hear the one about the comedian who croaked?
Someone stabbed him in the heart, just a little poke
But he keeled over ‘cause he went into battle
Wearing chain mail made of jokes
Hey, you hear the one about the screenwriter who passed away?
He was giving elevator pitches
And the elevator got stuck halfway
He ended up eating smushed sandwiches
They pushed through a crack in the door
And repeating the same crappy screenplay idea
About talking dogs 'til his last day
Hey, you hear the one about the fisherman who passed?
He didn’t jump off that ledge
He just stepped out into the air
And pulled the ground up towards him really fast
Like he was pitching a line and went fishing for concrete
The earth is a drum and he’s hitting it on beat
The reason there’s smog in Los Angeles
Is ‘cause if we could see the stars
If we could see the context of the universe in which we exist
And we could see how small each one of us is
Against the vastness of what we don’t know
No one would ever audition for a McDonalds commercial again
And then where would we be?
No frozen dinners and no TV
And is that a world we want to text in?
Either someone just microwaved popcorn
Or I hear the sound of a thousand people
Pulling their heads out of their asses in rapid succession
The people are hunched over in Boston
They’re starting app stores
And screen printing companies in San Francisco
They’re grinning in Los Angeles
Like they’ve got fishhooks in the corners of their mouth
But don’t paint me like the good guy ‘cause every time I write
I get to choose the angle that you view me and select the nicest light
You wouldn’t respect me if you heard the typewriter chatter tap tap
Tapping through my mind at night
The same stupid tape loop of old sitcom dialogue
And tattered memories of a girl I got to grind on in high school
Filed carefully on rice paper
My heart is a colored pencil
But my brain is an eraser
I don’t want a real girl, I want to trace her from a catalogue
Truth be told I’m unlikely to hold you down
Cause my soul is a crowded subway train
And people keep deciding to get on the next one that rolls through town
I’m joining a false movement in San Francisco
I’m frowning and hunched over in Boston
I’m smiling in Los Angeles
Like I’ve got fishhooks in the corners of my mouth
And I’m celebrating on weekends
Because there are 7 billion 47 million people on the planet
And I have the audacity to think I matter
I know it’s a lie but I prefer it to the alternative
Because I’ve got a tourniquet tied at my elbow / I’ve got
A blunt wrap filled with compliments and I’m burnin it
You say to go to sleep but I been bouncing off my bedroom walls
Since I was hecka small
We’re every age at once
And tucked inside ourselves like Russian nesting dolls
My mother is an 8 year old girl
My grandson is a 74 year old retiree whose kidneys just failed
And that’s the glue between me and you
That’s the screws and nails
We live in a house made of each other
And if that sounds strange that’s because it is
Someone please freeze time so I can run around
Turning everyone’s pockets inside out
And remember
You didn’t see shit