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Watsky - Dent In The Moon
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Watsky - Moral Of The Story
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Watsky - All I Ever Wanted
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Watsky - Whoa Whoa Whoa
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Watsky - Cannonball (feat. Stephen Stills)
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Watsky - Love Letters
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Watsky - Rich Girl
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Watsky - Waking Hour (Feat. Mariami)
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Watsky - Watsky Raps Even Faster
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Watsky - 4Am Monday
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Watsky - A Hundred Words You Could Say Instead Of Swag
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Watsky - A New Kind Of Sexy (feat. Intuition & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Ask Me Anything
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Watsky - At The Strip Club
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Watsky - Backburner
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Watsky - Boomerang (ft. Ariana DeBoo)
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Watsky - Dedicated To Christina Li
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Watsky - Don't Be Nice
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Dumbfoundead, Grieves, Wax, Adam Vida, Rafael Casal, Daveed Diggs & Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Fireworks
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Watsky - Going Down
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Watsky - Gummy Bear Hundrednaire
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Watsky - Hand Over Hand (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Hey, Asshole (feat. Kate Nash)
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Watsky - Ink Don't Bleed (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Kidnap Your Boyfriend
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Watsky - Kill a Hipster (feat. Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - My First Stalker
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Watsky - Never Let It Die (feat. Anderson Paak & Kush Mody)
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Watsky - Pink Lemonade
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Watsky - Sarajevo (feat. Dia Frampton)
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Watsky - Send In The Sun
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Watsky - Springtime In New York
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Watsky - Strong As An Oak
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Watsky - Stupidass
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Watsky - Ten Fingers
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Watsky - They're Not Ready
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Watsky - Ugly Faces
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Watsky - A Conversation With Bieber
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Watsky - All I Need Is One
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Watsky - All You Can Do (feat. Jimetta Rose)
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Watsky - Amazing Grace (feat. Pat Dimitri)
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Watsky - Amplified (feat. Rafael Casal)
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Watsky - Bad Words
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Watsky - Bet Against Me
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Watsky - Brave New World (feat. Chaos Chaos)
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Watsky - Bucketlist
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Watsky - Cardboard Castles
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Watsky - Chemical Angel
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Watsky - Color Lines (feat. Catch Wreck)
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Watsky - D.A.N,C,E
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Watsky - Danger (feat. Damon Elliott)
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Watsky - Difference Is The Differences
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Watsky - Duke Smellington
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Watsky - Energy
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Watsky - Everything Turns Gold (feat. Gift of Gab & Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Fight! Fight! Fight! (feat. Dahlak Brathwaite)
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Watsky - Fuck An Emcee Name
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Watsky - Ghost Party (feat. Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Give a Hater a Hug
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Watsky - Grass is Greener
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Watsky - Headphones
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Watsky - Headphones-Amplified
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Watsky - Hercules
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Watsky - I Got This Love (feat. Passion)
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Watsky - IDGAF
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Watsky - Kick Monday (In The Nutsack) (ft. Wax)
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Watsky - Let Go
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Watsky - Let's Get High And Watch Planet Earth
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Watsky - Little Slice (feat. Danny Skyhigh McClain)
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Conversations
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Knots
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Roses
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Theories
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Watsky - Loving Arms
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Watsky - Man Of Constant Sorrow (ft. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - Midnight Heart (feat. Mal Devisa)
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Watsky - Mody At The Divebar
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Watsky - Mody On The Turnpike
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Watsky - Mrs. Robinson (ft. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - Ninjas In Paris
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Watsky - Nothing Like The First Time
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Watsky - Other Cities
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Watsky - Pale Kid Raps Fast
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Watsky - Pauly Shore Saw My Penis
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Watsky - Pumped Kicks (remix)
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Watsky - Right Now (feat. Lisa Vitale)
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Watsky - Rome
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Watsky - Royal Fuckups
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Watsky - Run My Mouth (feat. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - Seizure Boy
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Watsky - Show Goes On Mini-mix
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Watsky - Skit 1
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Watsky - Skit 2
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Watsky - Sloppy Seconds
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Watsky - Stand For Something (feat. Anderson .Paak)
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Watsky - Stick to Your Guns (feat. Julia Nunes)
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Watsky - Talking To Myself
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Watsky - Tears To Diamonds (feat. Raquel Rodriguez)
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Watsky - The Girl Next Door (To Everybody Else)
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Watsky - The Legend Of Hardhead Ned (feat. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - The One
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Watsky - There And Back Again
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (part 1)
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 2)
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 3) (feat. Danny McClain & Camila Recchio)
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Watsky - Two Blue Moons
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Watsky - Welcome To The Family
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Watsky - Who's Been Loving You?
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Watsky - Women, Women, Women
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Watsky - Wounded Healer
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Watsky - Write Your Name
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Watsky - Yes Britannia
Kick Monday (In The Nutsack) (ft. Wax)
Watsky
Like a pedophile
At his computer desk
Watching rebecca smile.
I go the extra mile.
The marathon's 27th mile.
Then I hit the ice cold beverage isle.
I got a cast-iron liver.
And I would rather drown my sorrows
Than cry a river.
I use my brain like you
Use a plane flight ticket.
Now I'm in a place
Where all the fences are white picket.
The only way it might get disturbing
Is if you're bothered by the sound
Of light cricket chirping.
I just let it soak in like robatussen.
And about the fast-paced rat race
There's no discussion.
I'm just trying to get into the proper mood.
Remix of everyday life, chopped and screwed.
What can I do to get the weekdays behind me?
Watsky, remind me.
Thank you, kindly.
Kick monday in the nutsack.
Wedgie wednesday's buttcrack.
I'm coming hard for friday.
And if you're not, get the fuck back.
Kick monday in the nutsack.
Wedgie wednesday's buttcrack.
I'm coming hard for friday.
And if you're not, get the fuck back!
Compared to mine, all testicles, hecka small (tiny)
Mine crack walls, like a wrecking ball (shiny)
When my checkered draws fall y'all see ornaments
Fit for a porno flick.
Time to deck the halls.
I'm glad it's all finished.
The week is all bidness.
But now I'm chilling, sprawled out
With a tall guinness.
I'm gonna set the world record
For the funnest time ever
Had on the planet.
So everybody call guinness (callin')
I swear a lot.
This ain't fisher-price.
If I'm a bad influence
Then here's the great advice:
Kids! Don't be a dickweed!
Appreciate the shit out of the present moment
And be fucking nice!
I whistle weird for the tune of it.
If they all did, it'd ruin it.
We spent two months on this here
Bluegrass-folk rock-hip hop album
Because we really felt like doing it.
So everybody...
Kick monday in the nutsack.
Wedgie wednesday's buttcrack.
I'm coming hard for friday.
And if you're not, get the fuck back.
Kick monday in the nutsack. (real hard!)
Wedgie wednesday's buttcrack.
I'm coming hard for friday.
And if you're not, get the fuck back!
I'm an amurican.
I put my work in.
And when work's done
It's time for perking.
Hey, let's invite the vultures down to have a drink.
They must be getting tired doing all that circling.
Cause it's the world's end.
We're overheatelated!
And, from what I hear,
We're also overpeopleated!
So, there's no room.
Or we'll just explode soon. (boom!)
So, let's get inebriated.
And forget what we created. (drunk)
So I've been thinking
We should have a big party
For all humans, and even women. (ladiees!)
For the dumb southeners, and the lazy mexicans.
The a-rabs, and the coloreds, and their peckers and
The cheap jews, which is me, too!
I'll even treat you!
But, just this once, because nothing's free, dude.
And when the fiery end comes
We'll burn up quicker.
Because we're full of liquor.
So everybody
Kick monday in the nutsack. (9x)