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Watsky - Talking To Myself
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Watsky - Tears To Diamonds (feat. Raquel Rodriguez)
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Watsky - A Hundred Words You Could Say Instead Of Swag
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Watsky - A New Kind Of Sexy (feat. Intuition & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - At The Strip Club
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Watsky - Boomerang (ft. Ariana DeBoo)
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Watsky - Brave New World (feat. Chaos Chaos)
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Watsky - Difference Is The Differences
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Watsky - Fireworks
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Watsky - Ghost Party (feat. Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - IDGAF
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Conversations
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Watsky - Nothing Like The First Time
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Watsky - Pink Lemonade
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Watsky - Right Now (feat. Lisa Vitale)
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Watsky - Seizure Boy
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Watsky - Skit 1
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Watsky - Springtime In New York
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Watsky - Stupidass
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (part 1)
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Watsky - Ugly Faces
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Watsky - Whoa Whoa Whoa
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Watsky - Women, Women, Women
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Watsky - 4Am Monday
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Watsky - A Conversation With Bieber
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Watsky - All I Ever Wanted
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Watsky - All I Need Is One
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Watsky - All You Can Do (feat. Jimetta Rose)
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Watsky - Amazing Grace (feat. Pat Dimitri)
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Watsky - Amplified (feat. Rafael Casal)
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Watsky - Ask Me Anything
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Watsky - Backburner
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Watsky - Bad Words
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Watsky - Bet Against Me
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Watsky - Bucketlist
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Watsky - Cannonball (feat. Stephen Stills)
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Watsky - Cardboard Castles
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Watsky - Chemical Angel
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Watsky - Color Lines (feat. Catch Wreck)
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Watsky - D.A.N,C,E
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Watsky - Danger (feat. Damon Elliott)
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Watsky - Dedicated To Christina Li
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Watsky - Dent In The Moon
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Watsky - Don't Be Nice
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Watsky - Duke Smellington
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Watsky - Energy
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Watsky - Everything Turns Gold (feat. Gift of Gab & Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Dumbfoundead, Grieves, Wax, Adam Vida, Rafael Casal, Daveed Diggs & Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Fight! Fight! Fight! (feat. Dahlak Brathwaite)
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Watsky - Fuck An Emcee Name
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Watsky - Give a Hater a Hug
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Watsky - Going Down
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Watsky - Grass is Greener
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Watsky - Gummy Bear Hundrednaire
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Watsky - Hand Over Hand (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Headphones
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Watsky - Headphones-Amplified
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Watsky - Hercules
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Watsky - Hey, Asshole (feat. Kate Nash)
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Watsky - I Got This Love (feat. Passion)
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Watsky - Ink Don't Bleed (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Kick Monday (In The Nutsack) (ft. Wax)
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Watsky - Kidnap Your Boyfriend
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Watsky - Kill a Hipster (feat. Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Let Go
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Watsky - Let's Get High And Watch Planet Earth
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Watsky - Little Slice (feat. Danny Skyhigh McClain)
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Watsky - Love Letters
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Knots
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Roses
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Theories
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Watsky - Loving Arms
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Watsky - Man Of Constant Sorrow (ft. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - Midnight Heart (feat. Mal Devisa)
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Watsky - Mody At The Divebar
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Watsky - Mody On The Turnpike
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Watsky - Moral Of The Story
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Watsky - Mrs. Robinson (ft. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - My First Stalker
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Watsky - Never Let It Die (feat. Anderson Paak & Kush Mody)
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Watsky - Ninjas In Paris
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Watsky - Other Cities
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Watsky - Pale Kid Raps Fast
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Watsky - Pauly Shore Saw My Penis
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Watsky - Pumped Kicks (remix)
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Watsky - Rich Girl
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Watsky - Rome
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Watsky - Royal Fuckups
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Watsky - Run My Mouth (feat. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - Sarajevo (feat. Dia Frampton)
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Watsky - Send In The Sun
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Watsky - Show Goes On Mini-mix
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Watsky - Skit 2
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Watsky - Sloppy Seconds
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Watsky - Stand For Something (feat. Anderson .Paak)
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Watsky - Stick to Your Guns (feat. Julia Nunes)
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Watsky - Strong As An Oak
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Watsky - Ten Fingers
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Watsky - The Girl Next Door (To Everybody Else)
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Watsky - The Legend Of Hardhead Ned (feat. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - The One
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Watsky - There And Back Again
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Watsky - They're Not Ready
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 2)
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 3) (feat. Danny McClain & Camila Recchio)
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Watsky - Two Blue Moons
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Watsky - Waking Hour (Feat. Mariami)
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Watsky - Watsky Raps Even Faster
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Watsky - Welcome To The Family
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Watsky - Who's Been Loving You?
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Watsky - Wounded Healer
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Watsky - Write Your Name
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Watsky - Yes Britannia
Kidnap Your Boyfriend
Watsky
And I was just thinking I really like you
And I was just thinking if I kidnap your boyfriend
Could I be your boyfriend?
I've gotta time it right
I've gotta plan it through
You're a stick of dynamite
Hope that I can handle you
You're a whole new animal they couldn't hold a candle to
So I demand a candid answer, what's a man to do?
Could pay a camera crew
Get an editor set up in his kitchen with the video and kid and put his ass on catch a predator
Call his creditor
Tell em he's in heavy debt and with the fed on red alert
I plant a care package, a bear trap with the teeth padded
And when he grabs it, then I beat it like br'er rabbit
Or I could lock him in the liquor cabinet
Drinking, thinking if hes sad until he kicks the habit
And if he gets lovey dovey
I'll take him to the kindergarten keep him in the cubby
When we leave for winter break and someone gets the pet I'm gonna pawn him off on little betty like he was a guppy
I was just thinking that I really like you
And I was just thinking I really like you
And I was just thinking if I kidnap your boyfriend
Could I be your boyfriend?
It's a minute to midnight and
That's my cue to pull up in my big white van
Beckon him with my charisma
Chucking snickers at him like it's his bar mitzvah
And if someone heard that racket
Better bet I'm gonna bag him in a burlap sack
Your dude's whack
He lacks the x factor
(Bookmark boy) I can be the next chapter
What do I do for the women who tell me they want me?
That when I got over the one who steadily haunts me
If I get over the one
Then I'll be ready to party
Then I'll be looking at blondie
On me get up and calmly walk away
It's pretty pathetic
I get it, but not today
You wanted to play
You want me to act tough?
Spend every dime
But I won't go bankrupt
I said to be easy
Could you please back up
All these jenga beezies they just don't stack up
I was just thinking that I really like you
And I was just thinking I really like you
And I was just thinking if I kidnap your boyfriend
Could I be your boyfriend?
If I'm too blunt, I can mask it
If time's a blunt, I can pass it
I'd rather pass with to the passenger
Shotgun the messenger
Call off the massacre
Your dude is cool
I wish I didn't have to mess with him
To tell the truth
I want the very second best for him
I'm positive I'm not pessimist
I'm not jumping
I'm just pissing off the precipice
If I deafen to the definition and I never getcha
God I betcha I'll be better cause I metcha but be I'm missing always waiting for day you'll be available
You keep on stating who you're dating ain't debatable
But baby, maybe we could pick up when this shit ends
My sixth sense says we're clicking like we're bic pens
I don't wanna read the writing on the wall if it's only gonna end like annie hall
I was just thinking that I really like you
And I was just thinking I really like you
And I was just thinking if I kidnap your boyfriend
Could I be your boyfriend?