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Watsky - Hey, Asshole (feat. Kate Nash)
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Watsky - All You Can Do (feat. Jimetta Rose)
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Watsky - IDGAF
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Watsky - Skit 2
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Watsky - A Conversation With Bieber
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Watsky - At The Strip Club
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Watsky - Bet Against Me
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Watsky - Cardboard Castles
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Watsky - Danger (feat. Damon Elliott)
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Watsky - Dent In The Moon
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Watsky - Don't Be Nice
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Watsky - Everything Turns Gold (feat. Gift of Gab & Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Fireworks
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Watsky - Fuck An Emcee Name
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Watsky - Give a Hater a Hug
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Watsky - Going Down
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Watsky - Hand Over Hand (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Headphones
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Watsky - Headphones-Amplified
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Watsky - Ink Don't Bleed (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Kick Monday (In The Nutsack) (ft. Wax)
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Watsky - Kidnap Your Boyfriend
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Watsky - Love Letters
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Watsky - Mody On The Turnpike
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Watsky - My First Stalker
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Watsky - Pauly Shore Saw My Penis
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Watsky - Right Now (feat. Lisa Vitale)
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Watsky - Sarajevo (feat. Dia Frampton)
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Watsky - They're Not Ready
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (part 1)
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Watsky - Women, Women, Women
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Watsky - Wounded Healer
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Watsky - 4Am Monday
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Watsky - A Hundred Words You Could Say Instead Of Swag
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Watsky - A New Kind Of Sexy (feat. Intuition & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - All I Ever Wanted
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Watsky - All I Need Is One
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Watsky - Amazing Grace (feat. Pat Dimitri)
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Watsky - Amplified (feat. Rafael Casal)
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Watsky - Ask Me Anything
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Watsky - Backburner
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Watsky - Bad Words
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Watsky - Boomerang (ft. Ariana DeBoo)
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Watsky - Brave New World (feat. Chaos Chaos)
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Watsky - Bucketlist
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Watsky - Cannonball (feat. Stephen Stills)
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Watsky - Chemical Angel
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Watsky - Color Lines (feat. Catch Wreck)
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Watsky - D.A.N,C,E
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Watsky - Dedicated To Christina Li
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Watsky - Difference Is The Differences
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Watsky - Duke Smellington
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Watsky - Energy
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Dumbfoundead, Grieves, Wax, Adam Vida, Rafael Casal, Daveed Diggs & Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Fight! Fight! Fight! (feat. Dahlak Brathwaite)
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Watsky - Ghost Party (feat. Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Grass is Greener
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Watsky - Gummy Bear Hundrednaire
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Watsky - Hercules
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Watsky - I Got This Love (feat. Passion)
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Watsky - Kill a Hipster (feat. Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Let Go
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Watsky - Let's Get High And Watch Planet Earth
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Watsky - Little Slice (feat. Danny Skyhigh McClain)
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Conversations
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Knots
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Roses
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Theories
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Watsky - Loving Arms
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Watsky - Man Of Constant Sorrow (ft. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - Midnight Heart (feat. Mal Devisa)
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Watsky - Mody At The Divebar
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Watsky - Moral Of The Story
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Watsky - Mrs. Robinson (ft. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - Never Let It Die (feat. Anderson Paak & Kush Mody)
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Watsky - Ninjas In Paris
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Watsky - Nothing Like The First Time
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Watsky - Other Cities
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Watsky - Pale Kid Raps Fast
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Watsky - Pink Lemonade
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Watsky - Pumped Kicks (remix)
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Watsky - Rich Girl
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Watsky - Rome
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Watsky - Royal Fuckups
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Watsky - Run My Mouth (feat. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - Seizure Boy
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Watsky - Send In The Sun
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Watsky - Show Goes On Mini-mix
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Watsky - Skit 1
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Watsky - Sloppy Seconds
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Watsky - Springtime In New York
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Watsky - Stand For Something (feat. Anderson .Paak)
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Watsky - Stick to Your Guns (feat. Julia Nunes)
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Watsky - Strong As An Oak
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Watsky - Stupidass
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Watsky - Talking To Myself
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Watsky - Tears To Diamonds (feat. Raquel Rodriguez)
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Watsky - Ten Fingers
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Watsky - The Girl Next Door (To Everybody Else)
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Watsky - The Legend Of Hardhead Ned (feat. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - The One
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Watsky - There And Back Again
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 2)
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 3) (feat. Danny McClain & Camila Recchio)
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Watsky - Two Blue Moons
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Watsky - Ugly Faces
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Watsky - Waking Hour (Feat. Mariami)
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Watsky - Watsky Raps Even Faster
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Watsky - Welcome To The Family
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Watsky - Who's Been Loving You?
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Watsky - Whoa Whoa Whoa
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Watsky - Write Your Name
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Watsky - Yes Britannia
Kidnap Your Boyfriend
Watsky
And I was just thinking I really like you
And I was just thinking if I kidnap your boyfriend
Could I be your boyfriend?
I've gotta time it right
I've gotta plan it through
You're a stick of dynamite
Hope that I can handle you
You're a whole new animal they couldn't hold a candle to
So I demand a candid answer, what's a man to do?
Could pay a camera crew
Get an editor set up in his kitchen with the video and kid and put his ass on catch a predator
Call his creditor
Tell em he's in heavy debt and with the fed on red alert
I plant a care package, a bear trap with the teeth padded
And when he grabs it, then I beat it like br'er rabbit
Or I could lock him in the liquor cabinet
Drinking, thinking if hes sad until he kicks the habit
And if he gets lovey dovey
I'll take him to the kindergarten keep him in the cubby
When we leave for winter break and someone gets the pet I'm gonna pawn him off on little betty like he was a guppy
I was just thinking that I really like you
And I was just thinking I really like you
And I was just thinking if I kidnap your boyfriend
Could I be your boyfriend?
It's a minute to midnight and
That's my cue to pull up in my big white van
Beckon him with my charisma
Chucking snickers at him like it's his bar mitzvah
And if someone heard that racket
Better bet I'm gonna bag him in a burlap sack
Your dude's whack
He lacks the x factor
(Bookmark boy) I can be the next chapter
What do I do for the women who tell me they want me?
That when I got over the one who steadily haunts me
If I get over the one
Then I'll be ready to party
Then I'll be looking at blondie
On me get up and calmly walk away
It's pretty pathetic
I get it, but not today
You wanted to play
You want me to act tough?
Spend every dime
But I won't go bankrupt
I said to be easy
Could you please back up
All these jenga beezies they just don't stack up
I was just thinking that I really like you
And I was just thinking I really like you
And I was just thinking if I kidnap your boyfriend
Could I be your boyfriend?
If I'm too blunt, I can mask it
If time's a blunt, I can pass it
I'd rather pass with to the passenger
Shotgun the messenger
Call off the massacre
Your dude is cool
I wish I didn't have to mess with him
To tell the truth
I want the very second best for him
I'm positive I'm not pessimist
I'm not jumping
I'm just pissing off the precipice
If I deafen to the definition and I never getcha
God I betcha I'll be better cause I metcha but be I'm missing always waiting for day you'll be available
You keep on stating who you're dating ain't debatable
But baby, maybe we could pick up when this shit ends
My sixth sense says we're clicking like we're bic pens
I don't wanna read the writing on the wall if it's only gonna end like annie hall
I was just thinking that I really like you
And I was just thinking I really like you
And I was just thinking if I kidnap your boyfriend
Could I be your boyfriend?