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Watsky - Springtime In New York
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Watsky - Hey, Asshole (feat. Kate Nash)
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Watsky - IDGAF
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Watsky - Nothing Like The First Time
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Watsky - Pumped Kicks (remix)
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Watsky - 4Am Monday
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Watsky - A New Kind Of Sexy (feat. Intuition & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Bad Words
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Watsky - Cardboard Castles
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Watsky - D.A.N,C,E
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Watsky - Dedicated To Christina Li
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Watsky - Hand Over Hand (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Ink Don't Bleed (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Loving Arms
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Watsky - Midnight Heart (feat. Mal Devisa)
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Watsky - Mody On The Turnpike
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Watsky - Ninjas In Paris
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Watsky - Pale Kid Raps Fast
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Watsky - Rich Girl
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Watsky - Seizure Boy
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Watsky - Send In The Sun
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Watsky - Sloppy Seconds
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Watsky - Talking To Myself
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Watsky - A Conversation With Bieber
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Watsky - A Hundred Words You Could Say Instead Of Swag
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Watsky - All I Ever Wanted
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Watsky - All I Need Is One
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Watsky - All You Can Do (feat. Jimetta Rose)
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Watsky - Amazing Grace (feat. Pat Dimitri)
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Watsky - Amplified (feat. Rafael Casal)
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Watsky - Ask Me Anything
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Watsky - At The Strip Club
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Watsky - Backburner
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Watsky - Bet Against Me
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Watsky - Boomerang (ft. Ariana DeBoo)
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Watsky - Brave New World (feat. Chaos Chaos)
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Watsky - Bucketlist
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Watsky - Cannonball (feat. Stephen Stills)
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Watsky - Chemical Angel
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Watsky - Color Lines (feat. Catch Wreck)
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Watsky - Danger (feat. Damon Elliott)
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Watsky - Dent In The Moon
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Watsky - Difference Is The Differences
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Watsky - Don't Be Nice
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Watsky - Duke Smellington
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Watsky - Energy
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Watsky - Everything Turns Gold (feat. Gift of Gab & Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Dumbfoundead, Grieves, Wax, Adam Vida, Rafael Casal, Daveed Diggs & Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Fight! Fight! Fight! (feat. Dahlak Brathwaite)
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Watsky - Fireworks
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Watsky - Fuck An Emcee Name
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Watsky - Ghost Party (feat. Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Give a Hater a Hug
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Watsky - Going Down
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Watsky - Grass is Greener
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Watsky - Gummy Bear Hundrednaire
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Watsky - Headphones
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Watsky - Headphones-Amplified
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Watsky - Hercules
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Watsky - I Got This Love (feat. Passion)
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Watsky - Kick Monday (In The Nutsack) (ft. Wax)
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Watsky - Kidnap Your Boyfriend
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Watsky - Kill a Hipster (feat. Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Let Go
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Watsky - Let's Get High And Watch Planet Earth
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Watsky - Little Slice (feat. Danny Skyhigh McClain)
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Watsky - Love Letters
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Conversations
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Knots
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Roses
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Theories
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Watsky - Man Of Constant Sorrow (ft. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - Mody At The Divebar
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Watsky - Moral Of The Story
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Watsky - Mrs. Robinson (ft. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - My First Stalker
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Watsky - Never Let It Die (feat. Anderson Paak & Kush Mody)
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Watsky - Other Cities
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Watsky - Pauly Shore Saw My Penis
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Watsky - Pink Lemonade
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Watsky - Right Now (feat. Lisa Vitale)
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Watsky - Rome
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Watsky - Royal Fuckups
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Watsky - Run My Mouth (feat. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - Sarajevo (feat. Dia Frampton)
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Watsky - Show Goes On Mini-mix
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Watsky - Skit 1
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Watsky - Skit 2
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Watsky - Stand For Something (feat. Anderson .Paak)
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Watsky - Stick to Your Guns (feat. Julia Nunes)
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Watsky - Strong As An Oak
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Watsky - Stupidass
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Watsky - Tears To Diamonds (feat. Raquel Rodriguez)
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Watsky - Ten Fingers
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Watsky - The Girl Next Door (To Everybody Else)
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Watsky - The Legend Of Hardhead Ned (feat. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - The One
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Watsky - There And Back Again
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Watsky - They're Not Ready
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (part 1)
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 2)
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 3) (feat. Danny McClain & Camila Recchio)
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Watsky - Two Blue Moons
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Watsky - Ugly Faces
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Watsky - Waking Hour (Feat. Mariami)
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Watsky - Watsky Raps Even Faster
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Watsky - Welcome To The Family
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Watsky - Who's Been Loving You?
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Watsky - Whoa Whoa Whoa
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Watsky - Women, Women, Women
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Watsky - Wounded Healer
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Watsky - Write Your Name
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Watsky - Yes Britannia
Pauly Shore Saw My Penis
Watsky
So I met Pauly Shore about... 2 weeks ago, famed actor of the screen, uh... At a booking conference in St. Louis. Didn't think anything more of it that night. Got back to L.A 3 days later and me and a bunch of... friends decided that it was time to go visit the man's spa on our corner which is kinda of a... Greko... Russian... I don't know, it was a man's spa, it was my first time being naked in front of other men and who should get into the hot tub but Pauly Shore?
You couldn't see a lot
With our crotches under froth
On timer-jets the trouble started when the bubbles stopped
Now if you wanted you could see each little boy wand
Bobbing there as clear as little goldfish in a coi pond
And I was hot and prunie
As dry as styrofoam
I needed to escape the tub like Pauly from the Biodome
I know no boychick's poifect
But I made the noble choice
And hoisted myself out of the moistness
Slowly which exposed my joystick
And Pauly must have seen it
Plain as I'm waving at you
Because I stood there dripping, naked like the David statue
Pauly I've gotta ask you
Because I'm just not psychic
If my penis was a facebook post
I wonder if you'd like it
All my life
I prayed for a friend like you
And I wish I could see your linus too
But you wore a fucking speedo, you bitch
I can't express just what it's meant to me
To have my genitals vetted by a celebrity
And one with Paulie's pedigree
I'm talking Breeder's Cup
If Charlie Sheen had seen my peen it wouldn't mean as much
He doesn't have the Weasel's touch
I'm not some stupid groupie
This dude was in Biodome, Encino Man, a Goofie movie
And... probably other stuff!
I just think it's fucking nuts
That mister Pauly Shore himself was gazing at my buttercups
I dreamed to be discovered
I hope the wait is over
Not sure if this is it
But either way it's great exposure
And I can't blow this chance
To have this bro romance
I hope he picks the fruit the dangles from my lowest branch
I'll pick the slowest dance
I just can't handle this
Perhaps I should expect it at a men's spa in Los Angeles
I wish I could see your pud too
But I'd twitpic your dillsnick, it's true
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