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Watsky - Dent In The Moon
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Watsky - Moral Of The Story
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Watsky - Whoa Whoa Whoa
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Watsky - Cannonball (feat. Stephen Stills)
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Watsky - All I Ever Wanted
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Watsky - Danger (feat. Damon Elliott)
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Watsky - Don't Be Nice
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Watsky - Love Letters
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Watsky - Rich Girl
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Watsky - Strong As An Oak
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Watsky - They're Not Ready
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Watsky - Waking Hour (Feat. Mariami)
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Watsky - Watsky Raps Even Faster
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Watsky - Welcome To The Family
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Watsky - 4Am Monday
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Watsky - A Conversation With Bieber
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Watsky - A Hundred Words You Could Say Instead Of Swag
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Watsky - A New Kind Of Sexy (feat. Intuition & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - All You Can Do (feat. Jimetta Rose)
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Watsky - Amplified (feat. Rafael Casal)
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Watsky - Ask Me Anything
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Watsky - At The Strip Club
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Watsky - Backburner
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Watsky - Dedicated To Christina Li
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Watsky - Everything Turns Gold (feat. Gift of Gab & Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Dumbfoundead, Grieves, Wax, Adam Vida, Rafael Casal, Daveed Diggs & Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Fight! Fight! Fight! (feat. Dahlak Brathwaite)
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Watsky - Fireworks
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Watsky - Gummy Bear Hundrednaire
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Watsky - Hand Over Hand (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Ink Don't Bleed (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Loving Arms
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Watsky - Midnight Heart (feat. Mal Devisa)
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Watsky - My First Stalker
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Watsky - Never Let It Die (feat. Anderson Paak & Kush Mody)
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Watsky - Ninjas In Paris
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Watsky - Pale Kid Raps Fast
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Watsky - Pink Lemonade
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Watsky - Run My Mouth (feat. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - Send In The Sun
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Watsky - Skit 1
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Watsky - Sloppy Seconds
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Watsky - Stand For Something (feat. Anderson .Paak)
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Watsky - The One
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Watsky - Ugly Faces
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Watsky - All I Need Is One
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Watsky - Amazing Grace (feat. Pat Dimitri)
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Watsky - Bad Words
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Watsky - Bet Against Me
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Watsky - Boomerang (ft. Ariana DeBoo)
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Watsky - Brave New World (feat. Chaos Chaos)
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Watsky - Bucketlist
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Watsky - Cardboard Castles
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Watsky - Chemical Angel
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Watsky - Color Lines (feat. Catch Wreck)
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Watsky - D.A.N,C,E
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Watsky - Difference Is The Differences
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Watsky - Duke Smellington
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Watsky - Energy
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Fuck An Emcee Name
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Watsky - Ghost Party (feat. Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Give a Hater a Hug
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Watsky - Going Down
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Watsky - Grass is Greener
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Watsky - Headphones
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Watsky - Headphones-Amplified
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Watsky - Hercules
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Watsky - Hey, Asshole (feat. Kate Nash)
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Watsky - I Got This Love (feat. Passion)
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Watsky - IDGAF
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Watsky - Kick Monday (In The Nutsack) (ft. Wax)
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Watsky - Kidnap Your Boyfriend
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Watsky - Kill a Hipster (feat. Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Let Go
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Watsky - Let's Get High And Watch Planet Earth
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Watsky - Little Slice (feat. Danny Skyhigh McClain)
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Conversations
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Knots
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Roses
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Theories
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Watsky - Man Of Constant Sorrow (ft. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - Mody At The Divebar
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Watsky - Mody On The Turnpike
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Watsky - Mrs. Robinson (ft. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - Nothing Like The First Time
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Watsky - Other Cities
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Watsky - Pauly Shore Saw My Penis
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Watsky - Pumped Kicks (remix)
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Watsky - Right Now (feat. Lisa Vitale)
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Watsky - Rome
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Watsky - Royal Fuckups
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Watsky - Sarajevo (feat. Dia Frampton)
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Watsky - Seizure Boy
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Watsky - Show Goes On Mini-mix
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Watsky - Skit 2
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Watsky - Springtime In New York
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Watsky - Stick to Your Guns (feat. Julia Nunes)
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Watsky - Stupidass
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Watsky - Talking To Myself
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Watsky - Tears To Diamonds (feat. Raquel Rodriguez)
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Watsky - Ten Fingers
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Watsky - The Girl Next Door (To Everybody Else)
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Watsky - The Legend Of Hardhead Ned (feat. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - There And Back Again
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (part 1)
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 2)
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 3) (feat. Danny McClain & Camila Recchio)
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Watsky - Two Blue Moons
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Watsky - Who's Been Loving You?
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Watsky - Women, Women, Women
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Watsky - Wounded Healer
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Watsky - Write Your Name
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Watsky - Yes Britannia
The Legend Of Hardhead Ned (feat. Dylan Saunders)
Watsky
There was born a baby boy by the name of Nedson Willbry
One day when Nedson was a baby, his crackhead teen mum
Got real distracted watching Teen Mum on the telly and dropped Ned right on his noggin
Leaving a bump on top of his head
The little bean stopped squirming
And his mum thought he was surely done for
So mummy brought the tiny bundle to the forest during a terrible storm
And left him for dead in a field of pumpkins and wolves
But just then lighting struck
And a cry cut through the night light like a siren on a fire truck
Ned survived by the slightest luck, he wasn’t a dead baby, Neddy was alive as fuck!
It was a miracle we’re hearing
The creatures of the evening came creeping to the clearing
To see this little man nugget
Soon to be immortalized in poetry just like the man from Nantucket
But as the little babe was grown
They gave to him their home
And raised him as their own
He roamed and trapezed from the tallest trees (whee!)
He got his steez from the wallabies
They all loved him
But the Tasmanian Devils loved little Neddy more than all of ‘em
They taught him how to spin like a fan
'Til Ned spun himself into a fine young man
But one day like a sick disease
Loggers crept in and chopped the eucalyptus trees
They smushed the cuddly forest creatures
And turned ‘em into body wash and sneakers
But Ned escaped and yelled angrily
That "You abandoned me!
You killed my family!
But God dammit, I can’t use your pity"
And he snuck onto a ship bound for New York City
Ned’s voyage led him to the deepest, darkest, dankest bowels of that ship
He met all kinds of seedy characters on that voyage, like old Japanese men and their wives
He had meals of fresh cut sashimi, pumpkin pie
And all kinds of delicious breads and cookies and cakes
When he was on that voyage he knew what lied ahead
So he kept his sights set on New York City
And before he knew it, he arrived
Ned almost drowned
He kissed the ground
But his guts were churned up in this town
Where down was up and up was down
So the boy from Down Under flipped right around
Ned did a cartwheel and stopped halfway
And he walked on his palms from that day
But cityfolk treated Ned like a freak
“That handwalking lumpheaded Yeti can’t speak”
One night walking home Ned was quite shocked
He saw a B-boy spinning on the sidewalk
He couldn’t stop, wouldn’t stop
Staring at those limbs, spinning like a wooden top
Sweeter than puddin’ pop, Ned was home at last
And every night he’d watch ‘em dance through the glass
Of the club, and he’d wait there in line for his chance
But the bouncer said, freak, you can’t dance!
Oh but Ned, sweet little Ned, he wouldn’t get out of line
And the bouncer pushed him, and pushed him
But to catch his balance, Ned, hardheaded, upside down Ned did what Ned did best
He just spun. And he spun. And he spun. And he spun!
(Go Ned, go Ned, go, go, go Ned!)
Everyone in the club came out to watch what is now regarded
As the greatest fucking head spin of all time
Legend has it that Ned’s still out there on Bleecker Street
Spinning on the curb to this very day