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Watsky - At The Strip Club
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Watsky - Difference Is The Differences
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Watsky - Everything Turns Gold (feat. Gift of Gab & Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Hey, Asshole (feat. Kate Nash)
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Watsky - Love Letters
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Watsky - Wounded Healer
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Watsky - 4Am Monday
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Watsky - A Hundred Words You Could Say Instead Of Swag
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Watsky - All I Ever Wanted
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Watsky - All You Can Do (feat. Jimetta Rose)
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Watsky - Bet Against Me
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Watsky - Boomerang (ft. Ariana DeBoo)
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Watsky - Cardboard Castles
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Watsky - Danger (feat. Damon Elliott)
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Watsky - Dent In The Moon
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Watsky - Energy
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Watsky - Headphones-Amplified
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Watsky - Ink Don't Bleed (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Theories
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Watsky - Other Cities
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Watsky - Pale Kid Raps Fast
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Watsky - Right Now (feat. Lisa Vitale)
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Watsky - Sarajevo (feat. Dia Frampton)
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Watsky - Show Goes On Mini-mix
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Watsky - Talking To Myself
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 2)
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Watsky - Whoa Whoa Whoa
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Watsky - Women, Women, Women
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Watsky - A Conversation With Bieber
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Watsky - A New Kind Of Sexy (feat. Intuition & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Amazing Grace (feat. Pat Dimitri)
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Watsky - Amplified (feat. Rafael Casal)
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Watsky - Ask Me Anything
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Watsky - Backburner
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Watsky - Bad Words
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Watsky - Brave New World (feat. Chaos Chaos)
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Watsky - Bucketlist
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Watsky - Cannonball (feat. Stephen Stills)
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Watsky - Chemical Angel
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Watsky - Color Lines (feat. Catch Wreck)
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Watsky - D.A.N,C,E
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Watsky - Dedicated To Christina Li
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Watsky - Don't Be Nice
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Watsky - Duke Smellington
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Dumbfoundead, Grieves, Wax, Adam Vida, Rafael Casal, Daveed Diggs & Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Fight! Fight! Fight! (feat. Dahlak Brathwaite)
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Watsky - Fuck An Emcee Name
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Watsky - Ghost Party (feat. Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Give a Hater a Hug
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Watsky - Going Down
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Watsky - Grass is Greener
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Watsky - Gummy Bear Hundrednaire
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Watsky - Headphones
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Watsky - Hercules
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Watsky - I Got This Love (feat. Passion)
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Watsky - IDGAF
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Watsky - Kick Monday (In The Nutsack) (ft. Wax)
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Watsky - Kidnap Your Boyfriend
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Watsky - Kill a Hipster (feat. Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Let Go
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Watsky - Let's Get High And Watch Planet Earth
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Watsky - Little Slice (feat. Danny Skyhigh McClain)
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Conversations
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Knots
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Roses
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Watsky - Loving Arms
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Watsky - Man Of Constant Sorrow (ft. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - Midnight Heart (feat. Mal Devisa)
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Watsky - Mody At The Divebar
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Watsky - Mody On The Turnpike
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Watsky - Moral Of The Story
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Watsky - Mrs. Robinson (ft. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - My First Stalker
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Watsky - Never Let It Die (feat. Anderson Paak & Kush Mody)
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Watsky - Ninjas In Paris
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Watsky - Pauly Shore Saw My Penis
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Watsky - Pink Lemonade
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Watsky - Pumped Kicks (remix)
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Watsky - Rich Girl
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Watsky - Rome
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Watsky - Royal Fuckups
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Watsky - Run My Mouth (feat. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - Seizure Boy
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Watsky - Send In The Sun
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Watsky - Skit 1
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Watsky - Skit 2
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Watsky - Sloppy Seconds
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Watsky - Springtime In New York
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Watsky - Stand For Something (feat. Anderson .Paak)
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Watsky - Strong As An Oak
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Watsky - Stupidass
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Watsky - Tears To Diamonds (feat. Raquel Rodriguez)
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Watsky - Ten Fingers
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Watsky - The Girl Next Door (To Everybody Else)
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Watsky - The Legend Of Hardhead Ned (feat. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - The One
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Watsky - There And Back Again
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (part 1)
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 3) (feat. Danny McClain & Camila Recchio)
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Watsky - Two Blue Moons
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Watsky - Ugly Faces
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Watsky - Waking Hour (Feat. Mariami)
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Watsky - Watsky Raps Even Faster
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Watsky - Welcome To The Family
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Watsky - Who's Been Loving You?
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Watsky - Yes Britannia
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Watsky - All I Need Is One
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Watsky - Fireworks
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Watsky - Hand Over Hand (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Nothing Like The First Time
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Watsky - Stick to Your Guns (feat. Julia Nunes)
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Watsky - They're Not Ready
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Watsky - Write Your Name
The One
Watsky
I'm staring at the pairs like they were tits on Lara Croft
Even all the dogs I see are clicking so terrific
Picking out their favorite puppy's ass to sniff and stickin' with it
All the faker single ladies twerkin to Beyoncé
Every single one of 'em is somebody's fiancée
You never spilled your guts. You wanted your say
Wait a couple years and try again when they're divorcees
All the gentlemen are trynna get the pussy, wanna make that pelvis scream
But when I hit it and I quit it then it never really helps my self-esteem
We want some tonsil hockey, but we got hecka cocky
Overfished the ocean, so we're running low on tekka maki
Sushi douchey dudes are saying 'do me' but we're doomed
We run away from keepers and go creepin on the goons
Most men and women full of crap, need a laxative
Want the ass when I'm waxin it, Uncle Sam how I'm taxin it
Do a backflip and try to land in it, then abandon it, pretty soon we're back to
1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4
I don’t believe in “the one”
1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 3, 4, 2, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4
There’s no such thing as “the one”
Wonderland is where I'll find an Alice who is radical
But I'm drunk on Facebook now and diving down that rabbit hole
Checkin' on my ex and soon I'm creepin on her lover
And when the picture buffers I see her new boyfriend's buffer than me
Got those upper pecs his fuckin V-neck couldn't cover
My dick is pretty lonely but my nuts still got each other
I suffer, suffer from a habit, yes I'm an addict
But someone else is out there, it's just simple mathematics
There's over 7 billion mothafuckas on the planet and 4 billion of us are of legal age
That's 2 billion ladies, 4 billion tittays, and I bet a couple of 'em aren't engaged
And I get it you've been looking for the one but they been running trynna hide like Kony
And you're gonna find 'em if you're getting back into the saddle, baby ride that pony
And if you never get over that early lover then it sucks for you
Gotta admit that it's difficult to be watching her with him but everybody want a love that's true
I'm waiting, batin’ patiently, yo I'm a catch
I'm losing my head, playing musical beds, and looking for “the one” that match
1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4
I don’t believe in “the one”
1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 3, 4, 2, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4
There’s no such thing as “the one”