I have to laugh I have to laugh I have to laugh I have to laugh It never will be as bad as you think You have to laugh you have to laugh Well I might live to be 105 or i might die tomorrow But life ain’t easy like a Sunday morning So i beg stole and i borrowed So if you’ve got maybe a second or two And you don’t have the will too work hard Take a drink take a smoke take whatever to make you cope And get a play well with others on your report card I have to laugh I have to laugh I have to laugh I have to laugh You have to laugh you have to laugh Never will be as bad as you think You have to laugh you have to laugh Don’t you know your paranoia is only coming up to destroy you If you wanna stay out the clinic be euphoric schizophrenic Well I might live to be a wise old man Or I might die a jackass but if Buddha was right about coming back again You better believe my ass will be back fast Cause after death they never had any fun They only sit around and pray hard Take a drink take a smoke take whatever to make you cope To get a play well with others on your report card I have to laugh I have to laugh
