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Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles
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Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila
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Cledus T. Judd - 1/2
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Cledus T. Judd - 12
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Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'
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Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember
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Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef
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Cledus T. Judd - Breath
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Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style
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Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball
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Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?
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Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America
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Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans
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Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham
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Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life
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Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups
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Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown
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Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet
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Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)
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Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice
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Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)
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Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel
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Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay
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Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
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Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)
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Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein
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Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch
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Cledus T. Judd - Hell No
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Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon
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Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk
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Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow
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Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar
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Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop
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Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight
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Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)
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Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'
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Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine
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Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size
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Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws
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Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy
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Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)
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Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door
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Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One
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Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove
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Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta
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Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow
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Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie
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Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily
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Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready
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Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy
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Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver
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Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie
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Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
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Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd
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Cledus T. Judd - My Voice
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Cledus T. Judd - New Car
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Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
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Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman
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Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl
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Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy
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Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars
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Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed
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Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal
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Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans
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Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
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Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome
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Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
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Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic
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Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke
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Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable
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Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
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Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
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Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem
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Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent
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Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'
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Cledus T. Judd - The Change
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Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident
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Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman
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Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire
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Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama
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Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World
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Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say
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Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?
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Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck
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Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)
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Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent
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Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies
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Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off
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Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
(She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles
Cledus T. Judd
Loves hot food bars
A quart of sweet tea
And fried pork skins
Can't get enough
Eat still she's stuffed
Goes to the bathroom
And then she comes back again
She thinks she looks just like Madonna
When she runs her greasy fingers through her bleached blonde hair
Most times she'll place another order
And lordy have mercy on that little bitty chair
She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles
Eating me outta house and home
Her booty size well it outta be illegal
She has a had time sitting on the throne
Hamburgers, hotdogs
Cheese fries and coleslaw
A dozen bear claws
Yum yum yum
Loves sausage links
Hates diet drinks
Takes up both seats in a two-seater car
Her doctor said lay off the bread
But he didn't say nothing bout a Snickers bar
She drinks sweet milk by the gallon
And she'd never eat a salad or a Lean Cuisine
And she'll lay
Spread out on the hammock
After she's done her damage at the Dairy Queen
She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles
Folks make fun cause she's overgrown
Her rumps shaped like a Volkswagen Beetle
She gives new meaning to the words big boned
Bagels and cream cheese
Vaniller ice cream
A tub of whip cream
Yum yum yum
No you won't find her name on the weight loss of fame
Down at Jenny Craig's
When she cleans em out at the Waffle House
They'll bring in more ham and eggs
Ewwwwwwww
She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles
Her favorite food is chocolate Ding Dongs
It's wide enough to play line backer for the Eagles
Dion Sanders better leave her alone
Tried chicken that steak
Or a fat free milk shake
Enough for god's sake
Stop the insanity
Weight Watchers yeah
Weight Watchers yeah
Yeah I watched her weight
I watched it go from 117 and a quarter when I married her
To 317 and a half two and a half years latter
Moooooooo
But I still love ya honey