1. 1

    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

  2. 2

    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

  3. 3

    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - 12

  5. 5

    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

  6. 6

    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

  7. 7

    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

  8. 8

    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

  9. 9

    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

  10. 10

    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  11. 11

    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  12. 12

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

  13. 13

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

  14. 14

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

  15. 15

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

  16. 16

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

  17. 17

    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

  18. 18

    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

  19. 19

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

  20. 20

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

  21. 21

    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

  22. 22

    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

  23. 23

    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

  24. 24

    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

  25. 25

    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

  26. 26

    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

  27. 27

    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

  28. 28

    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

  29. 29

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

  30. 30

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

  31. 31

    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

  32. 32

    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

  33. 33

    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

  34. 34

    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

  35. 35

    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

  36. 36

    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

  37. 37

    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

  38. 38

    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

  39. 39

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

  40. 40

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

  41. 41

    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

  42. 42

    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  43. 43

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

  44. 44

    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

  46. 46

    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

  47. 47

    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

  48. 48

    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

  49. 49

    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

  50. 50

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  51. 51

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

  53. 53

    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

  54. 54

    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

  55. 55

    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

  56. 56

    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

  57. 57

    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

  58. 58

    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

  59. 59

    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

  60. 60

    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

  61. 61

    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

  62. 62

    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

  63. 63

    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

  64. 64

    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

  65. 65

    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

  66. 66

    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

  67. 67

    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

  68. 68

    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

  69. 69

    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

  70. 70

    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

  71. 71

    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

  72. 72

    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

  73. 73

    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

  74. 74

    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

  75. 75

    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

  76. 76

    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

  77. 77

    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

  78. 78

    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

  79. 79

    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  80. 80

    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

  81. 81

    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

  82. 82

    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

  83. 83

    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

  84. 84

    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

  85. 85

    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  86. 86

    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

  87. 87

    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

  88. 88

    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

  89. 89

    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

  90. 90

    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

  91. 91

    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

  92. 92

    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

  93. 93

    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

  94. 94

    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

  95. 95

    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

  96. 96

    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

{spoken}
Hand me that balloon right there
Boy I used to love to do this when I was a kid
Watch this...Hey, watch this girl
Plowboy
Ain't that funny?
Plowboy

{sound of a horse neighing}

Well I'm a-packin' up my truck
An I'm a-head down south
Where real men pack their lips
With dips in their mouth
Start a moonshine still
Sleep in a tent
Buy some cheap livestock
Find some land to rent
Then I'm a Cledus T. it
Up and down the farm
With a couple of barns
A baby calf in my arms
You know I hate to brag
But I'll be tilling the most
Run a barbwire fence from post to post
Keep shells in my gun
Deer heads on my walls
Live out in the sticks and wear overalls
why because I wanna
Find me a home in a cow town baby
Where the buffalo roam
Read the Farmer's Almanac for all the right reasons
Make sure my crop is the top for next season
Cledus T. is the farming freakazoid
Yeah I'm heading down south sugar
Because I wanna be a plowboy baby

(With my "Go Braves" hat on my John Deere tractor)
Plowboy baby
(Redman pouch full of chewing tobaccer)
Plowboy baby
(Sleeping at night cause I work all day)
Plowboy baby
(You can smell my pigs from a mile away)


I bet you'll hear my rooster crowing when the day begins
He goes..
(Sounds of a rooster crowing)
In lust for a hen
Home schooling, home fries, good homemade wine
We'll harvest the fields
(But not before its time)
Plant peas, and beets, green beans and rice
Haul manure from the barn to fertilize
And if the price is right
I'm gonna sell my hay boy
And let G-E-O-R-G-I-A know why they calling me

The Plowboy baby
(With my truck locked down into four wheel drive)
Plowboy baby
(Living like a king in a single wide)
Plowboy baby
(Sleeping at night and bushhoggin' all day)
Plowboy baby
(Thank god for Willie Nelson and Farm Aid)


YEAH... Cledus T. you can call me a hick
The only woman for me is a Dixie Chick
I got two billy goats
Week 'fore last
Till my snapper gets fixed
They'll be cuttin' my grass
Back hoeing, scare crowing, shoeing my horse
You know a horse is a horse
(Of Course, Of Course)
Spruce up the spread gotta make it look right
I gonna paint my barn red then paint my fence white UH!
vidalias, tommy toe tomatoes
Irrigate some ground for my sweet potatoes
Break wild mares
Farm like Quakers
Got no love for you vegetable haters
How I'm gonna buy my seed
Sell my soul to the seed and feed
My thumb is green just like my hay bailer
Ain't no chickens in my yard keep em all in my trailer
Dog named Ol' Yeller
Kudzu is thick
I'd slop my hog but I
(Already fed it)
I'm picking off ticks, scratching poison oak
But I keep on sucking thanks to calamine lotion

(Plowboy)
got a 4230 with my diesel whinin'
(Plowboy)
spend all my time on a big combine
(plowboy)
Praying at night it'll rain some day
(Plowboy)
You can smell my pigs from a mile away
(Plowboy)
Got my crop laid out and the sunshine shinin'
(Plowboy)
Got an old tin still with my moonshine shinin'
(Plowboy)
You can smell my swine

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